Dear Homo Sapiens Scatto Lovers,

Every year in the United States millions of assholes are born, assholes that have no prospect of finding their way to a nurturing home or a loving family. The SPRA (Society for the Prevention of the Reproduction of Assholes) reminds you to spay/neuter your asshole.

Parenthood Licensing Now!

quasi_sean

Houston, TX

July 2003

MAR 25, 2006 12:45 PM

AceTracer said:

Oh c'mon, Texas hasn't executed any children or retards in years! Ok, one year.

But that's thanks to the stupid Supreme Court, who made the Texas governor commute the death sentences of 28 minors to life sentences. Like he doesn't have other shit he could be doing.

Well, if the man gets Jeff Skilling's lawyer, that kid is screwed.

Lawyer: "So, you're claiming the dad KNEW what he was doing?"
Kid: "Well, yeah. He videotaped it."
Lawyer: "That doesn't prove shit."
Kid: "Yeah, I guess you're right."

guitargeek

Shawnee, OK

November 2003

MAR 25, 2006 01:21 PM

Wow, flashback! When I was a wee tiny kid staying with friends of my mom in the beautiful hill country outside Kerrville I was made to fight their daughter, Donna. Donna was probably my first crush, but she happily gave me a black eye when commanded to by her father!

Hmm, I haven't thought about that in a long time... Maybe there's some trauma there, hahaha... ha ha... ha?

priapus

I'm lost

January 2004

MAR 27, 2006 07:31 AM

SirLoins said:
Is he texan? From what I gathered, he's a soldier stationed in Texas.

Exactly.

He could be a Texan, we've got plenty of idiots like that guy, but Fort Hood, like most Army posts, is full of people from somewhere else.

Can't really assume he's one of our assholes.

Signon

Austin, TX

June 2005

APR 03, 2006 11:56 AM

Christ. This is a whole new level of fucked in the head.

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FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN

June 2003

MAR 25, 2006 12:24 PM