How many

How many shots does it take to get to get to the center of a drunken depressed stupor?

4....

1 tequila
2 tequila
3 tequila

FLOOR

Damn Neil, you are like a yo-yo.

apparently, i think 6 in an hour was the magic # last nite....

Ugh... Shots...

Did 10-13 in two hours last Friday... I am still shuddering... ACK!

ya know, ive thought about doing that

i haven't had a drink in almost five years, so a good sniff of a bar towel would probably knock me out...

wow, this is a really old post of mine

two words: vodka enema.

cxd

unless you wanna be really messy, then champagne enema & lots of jumping up & down.

cxd

the greatest display was viewing my lanky friend doing 21 shots on his 21st birthday...he was done, we took many pictures

Depends what you're drinking there, man. If you really want to give it a go, I recomend Bacardi 151. That shit is like gasoline. It comes with a flame guard and one of those little "Warning: flammable" labels on the back. I promise you, it won't take long to get to wherever it is you want to go.

151 us all i used to drink.. that stuff is killer.. at my best i could do 8 or 9 shots of it in a night.

Shots? Pffft- just drink straight out of the goddamn bottle.

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one

No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know
`Cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest number, worse than two

It's just no good anymore since she went away
Now I spend my time just making rhymes of yesterday

One is the loneliest, number one is the loneliest
Number one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest, one is the loneliest
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
It's just no good anymore since she went away
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

by Three Dog Night
[edit...forgot the name]

[Edited on Nov 28, 2002 by darkshade]

Actually, as you develop cirrhosis, you become less tolerant of alcohol...

um...10 maybe....don't remember hehehe

how many shots are in a bottle of jager?
that does me just fine.
lets see, one, two, three, oh fuck it, just give me a straw!

how big a bottle? there is 1 ounce in a shot so use that to figure out how many shots in the bottle

doesn't say in ounces, it 1.75 liters

how many ounces in a liter? sorry i slept through this portion in math

It's about 61.5 ounces, and assuming that the stuff is 80 proof in 1.25 oz shots (the medical standard cuz it equals .5 oz of pure alcohol) you're looking at 49.2 shots. If you can drink that at one sitting without your liver exploding, my hat's off to you.