Just saw the best pro-wrestling finisher ever.

KENTA's Go 2 Sleep - a sloppy version

I forgot the Cutthroat Driver

MUSCLE BUSTER

also the vertebreaker. this is actualy homicide''s version, which is better.

ok, that's about enough for now. i couldn't find a not crappy video of Shining Black, but think a Shining Wizard with a Yakuza kick instead of the knee. And i can't find any video of the Small Package Driver at all.

They dont look all that safe.
It doesnt take much to fuck someone up permanently.

Teddy Hart's patented Twirly Powerbomb



Delirious' Chemical Imbalance 1



Paul Burchill's C4



[Edited on Mar 25, 2006 by Burning_In_Water]

Gotta love Irwin R. Schyster (IRS) and his finisher: The Write-off. His whole shtick was hilarious, sometime he would just clobber a dude with his briefcase. That's back when wrestling actually had a good sense of humor.

A better name for this thread would be The Kama Sutra of Redirected Homoeroticism

[Edited on Mar 25, 2006 by Jeff_Fries]

You're quite correct. Which is why only trained professionals should be doing these moves.

*points to neck brace*
Not only am I the spokesperson for 'Don't Do This at Home', I'm also a client

Damn, I wish I was in VA right now, because I wouldn't mind learning. Part of me just wants that 15 minutes.

-TM

It begins and ends with Austin Idol's Figure 4.

Woman's pet, man's regret.

Pro-wrestling moves are cool
And real wrestling is even better
But no one fucks with a mixed martial artist...





[Edited on Mar 26, 2006 by Damon_Shadows]

the mandible claw + the dirty sock = devestatiing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpXWUXrbQsY




And of course, the Van Terminator.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0coZHJrlggI

Someone's already beat me to posting a version, but I've always been a big fan of the Vertabreaker.

What that is is eventually someone ending up in a wheelchair with a piss bag.

That happens even when people aren't doing high risk stuff. Ask poor Droz.

Whatever happened to good ol' ring psychology?

What's psychology? Let's just have Jeff Hardy do bumps onto ladders until he starts using meth again.

Anyway, I'd vote for Lance Storm's Rolling Half Crab. You can't help but be in awe the first time you see it.

how do you get to become a pro wrestling ref? i think i would like that job.

I think it's possible to have good ring psychology AND bad-ass moves.

There are schools for that.

Well actuaaaaaaaaaally I'd have to say that THIS one is the best finisher. <3
Gotta love JoMo.

Best pro-wrestling finish? The finishing of Linda McMahon's pathetic political run to buy a senate seat.

Oh I know right? It's a cheap and tasteless attempt... and the only reason she's doing that is because she thinks she'll sneak votes solely because her husband owns one of the most successful companies in the world.