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susannah_breslin

susannah_breslin

I'm lost
June 2005

MAR 20, 2006 06:56 AM

The New York Times pays a visit to the Porn Valley offices of David Joseph, the president of Red Light District, the adult film production company behind the most prominent celebrity pornos, in "Sex, Lawsuits and Celebrities Caught on Tape." At 37, Joseph is the man behind the Paris Hilton and the Kid Rock/Scott Stapp X-rated home videos and has perfected the art of acquiring and selling celebrity pornography to the masses. To date, Joseph has sold 600,000 copies of the Hilton DVD and reveals on a tour of his warehouse that he keeps 50,000 to 60,000 copies on hand, as the movie is still selling.

Mr. Joseph, a married father of two, said he rarely watches his product. "There's not one porno tape in my house or a porno magazine," he said. "I can count on one hand the number of Playboys I've looked at in my life. I'd rather watch Discovery Channel or Sports Center."



A competitor of his, Patrick Collins, the founder of Elegant Angel, said that while he is in the business "because I like porn," Mr. Joseph "could really care less about porn in general." He added, "David likes the art of the deal."



Deals weren't exactly on Mr. Joseph's mind that day, when, with the click of a button, the Kid Rock-Scott Stapp tape appeared on his office computer screen. The action, as advertised, is hard-core.



"Man, I should've been a rock star," Mr. Joseph said as he watched Mr. Rock autograph one woman's breast with a black marker. "I'm in the totally wrong business."



Even if he never gets a chance to sell the video. Mr. Joseph is already chasing another celebrity tape. He would not name names, but did drop hints. "It's a girl," he said, smiling mischievously, "and she's in the music business."

filmME

filmME

Vancouver, BC
May 2003

MAR 20, 2006 08:38 AM

So... THIS guy is responsible for the media retard known as Paris Hilton?

We have this guy to thank for bringing this horsefaced billionaires' daughter to the limelight..

No fuckin porn is worth the embarassment.

Bev_Antain

Bev_Antain

Italy
February 2004

MAR 20, 2006 09:16 AM



So... THIS guy is responsible for the media retard known as Paris Hilton?

We have this guy to thank for bringing this horsefaced billionaires' daughter to the limelight..

No fuckin porn is worth the embarassment.



totally true

dingoes8

dingoes8

Milwaukee, WI
March 2004

MAR 20, 2006 09:46 AM

There's a Kid Rock/Scott Stapp sex tape? eeek puke

seanvegas

seanvegas

Lincoln, NE
December 2004

MAR 20, 2006 10:08 AM

The New York Times, ha . . . just found that amusing. I love the NY Times! smile

starguitar

starguitar

Chicago, IL
August 2004

MAR 20, 2006 10:21 AM

dingoes8 said:
There's a Kid Rock/Scott Stapp sex tape? eeek puke



Yeah... they fuck groupies in it, not each other (from what I've been told).

quasi_sean

quasi_sean

Houston, TX
July 2003

MAR 20, 2006 10:22 AM

dingoes8 said:
There's a Kid Rock/Scott Stapp sex tape? eeek puke



The only good thing I see with this is that if they are both having sex, it (hopefully) means that neither of them are rapping/singing. And any time you keep those two from rapping/singing, it cannot be all bad.

That being said, it's still probably the most disgusting tape ever.

Trevallion

Trevallion

Murfreesboro, TN
February 2004

MAR 20, 2006 10:34 AM

starguitar said:

dingoes8 said:
There's a Kid Rock/Scott Stapp sex tape? eeek puke



Yeah... they fuck groupies in it, not each other (from what I've been told).



Damnit, I was hoping for some Wycked Scepter action.

pascipio

pascipio

Irving, TX
July 2002

MAR 20, 2006 12:09 PM

Red Light also released the Chyna X Pac tape, and from the DVD previews, it looks like they do standard stuff as well.

malkav11

malkav11

Saint Paul, MN
July 2003

MAR 20, 2006 12:51 PM

filmME said:
So... THIS guy is responsible for the media retard known as Paris Hilton?

We have this guy to thank for bringing this horsefaced billionaires' daughter to the limelight..

No fuckin porn is worth the embarassment.



While I agree with your sentiment, I get the impression it's such a successful porn because Hilton was already in the media limelight and people were therefore excited to see her getting it on.

Chitin

Chitin

New York, NY
December 2004

MAR 20, 2006 01:03 PM

quasi_sean said:

dingoes8 said:
There's a Kid Rock/Scott Stapp sex tape? eeek puke



The only good thing I see with this is that if they are both having sex, it (hopefully) means that neither of them are rapping/singing. And any time you keep those two from rapping/singing, it cannot be all bad.

That being said, it's still probably the most disgusting tape ever.


On the other hand, they may produce rapping/singing children. frown

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Melbourne, FL
February 2003

MAR 20, 2006 01:29 PM

dingoes8 said:
There's a Kid Rock/Scott Stapp sex tape? eeek puke




They don't have sex with each other. They fuck a busload of groupies.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Melbourne, FL
February 2003

MAR 20, 2006 01:30 PM

filmME said:
So... THIS guy is responsible for the media retard known as Paris Hilton?

We have this guy to thank for bringing this horsefaced billionaires' daughter to the limelight..

No fuckin porn is worth the embarassment.




She had modeled and done a season of her tv show before this. Right?

It_Thing_Hard_On

It_Thing_Hard_On

Humptulips, WA
November 2003

MAR 20, 2006 11:52 PM

Trevallion said:

starguitar said:

dingoes8 said:
There's a Kid Rock/Scott Stapp sex tape? eeek puke



Yeah... they fuck groupies in it, not each other (from what I've been told).



Damnit, I was hoping for some Wycked Scepter action.



Thanks for the visual, asshole.

AceTracer

AceTracer

Hollywood, FL
January 2004

MAR 21, 2006 12:06 AM

the Kid Rock-Scott Stapp tape


Is this mental image really necessary? Now I have to go scrub my brain.