NEWS: Snakes on a Motherfuckin' Plane: The Trailer!

CULTURE: Snakes on a Motherfuckin' Plane: The Trailer!

The internet has been laughing about the upcoming Samuel L. Jackson movie "Snakes on a Plane" for months. There have been comics drawn, t-shirts made, and countless parody movie posters created in Photoshop by people who just can't wait to see this so-bad-it's-good movie about terrorists who release a crate of snakes onto the unsuspecting passengers of an airplane.

Now, an actual trailer has been released.

Despite the horrible plot line, ridiculously dramatic overacting, and incredibly bad computer-generated snakes, I predict this movie is going to fucking rock. It's so bad, it's going to be incredible. When it premiers, be sure to bring rubber snakes to the theater with you to throw at the screen (and fellow movie-goers). This movie is going to be the new Rocky Horror Picture Show, I tell you. I mean, come on... Samuel L. Jackson shoots a snake in the fucking face!

It's going to be snakes on a motherfuckin' plane, and there ain't a goddamned thing you can do about it!

to late this was posted yesterday
http://suicidegirls.com/boards/Lifestyle/92660/

Yeah, but this one is official. So we're officially fucked.
"Uh Sam, there's a big snake in your pants."

"Ya damn right, muthafucka."

you can never have enough threads about snakes on a motherfuckin plane aight?

wah i cant see this trailer... help me!!

I'm so excited!

How come my internets don't laugh?? Broke shit.

I have solved the sequel controversy!

Most people are thinking that it is the mode of transport that changes.

But no.

The sequel will be:

SHARKS On A Plane

Obviously.

I think they killed the link. I had to go to youtube.com to see it yesterday, but I heard that it got pulled off over there was well. It was a pretty sorry preview, it might have been out of sheer embarrassment.

i smell oscar!

Watch it, he's a grouch and may not like that very much.

Heres the thing. Its not the offical trailer. People were so anxious for it that people on the crew took some clips and made a semi-fake trailer. Its all scenes from the movie but the CG isn't polished up and they weren't allowed to use anymore then the one line.

OH...

MY...

FUCKIN...

GOD!!

Im am appaled at Mr Jackson for accepting this script! Are times really that hard for him!?
Obviously from the tailer you cant get much of a taste for the acting, but if the SFX are anything to go by, then this film really should have gone straight to dvd.

nah fuck dvd, VHS!



ahhh screw it... Betamax!

Way to be in minority! This movie is being hailed as Citizen Cain 2. Oscar all over it.

How many SG events will be going on around the world for this movies opening night?

He took this job because Samuel L. Jackson is a total badass. This is going to be the most hilarious thing since he got eaten by a shark in the middle of an inspirational speech. (One thing that always amazes me: people honestly don't think that that part of Deep Blue Sea was funny on purpose.)

I actually meant official as in it's official news by an editor of this site. With all of those fake movie posters we've seen on this site, I wonder what the real one is gonna look like. How is it not gonna look cheesy as hell? And by cheesy I mean motherfuckin' brilliant!

[Edited on Mar 18, 2006 by DarkShades]

A certain segment of SGLA will be at Snakes on a Plane on opening night, hopefully with pockets full of rubber snakes.

Looks great. There is nothing I like more than a movie that is so obviously going to bomb. Or should. You never know with people, but damn that movie looks lame.

Please tell me this is a joke. Or a comedy. I think it'll sit nicely next to my Mighty Gorga in my bedroom.

Forget the rubber snakes ... bring REAL ones! SNAKES IN A MOTHERFUCKIN' THEATER!!!

It will look like the greatest thing to ever touch the big screen

I swear to god it's not going to bomb. I'm sure the impact on the general quality of films will be bad, but hell if that's going to stop me from seeing it.

Are you kidding? This is PURE GENIUS! I mean, c'mon... this movie markets itself! You are going to see *snakes* on a *plane*. If you buy a ticket to see this, you're going to get exactly that: snakes, on a plane, and Sam Jackson kickin' their asses. Pure camp, and pure goodness. The Internets are laughing at the pure brilliance of this one...

If you expected an introspective examination of the misery of the human condition from a move called <i>Snakes on a Plane</i> you've got issues.

The answer is yes and no. People got on this movie due to the fact it looked awful. The writers know it the actors know it, the director know it and Maltar know it. It doesn't take itself serrious at all and when the producers tried to make the name more public friendly(Pacific Flight blah blah whatever it was) people threatened to quit.

This movie has Anaconda written all over it.

Hopefully with lots of booze in us too