NEWS: Tom Cruise & Isaac Hayes Have Something in Common...

CULTURE: Tom Cruise & Isaac Hayes Have Something in Common...

Here it was always rumored that the Jews controlled the entertainment industry. Turns out Annie Proulx might have been spot on about her Scientology paranoia after all.

Earlier this week, Isaac Hayes announced he would be leaving South Park for his religious principles and now it's been confirmed that Tom Cruise got Comedy Central to cancel airing an episode of South Park this past Wednesday for its anti-Scientology leanings.

Cruise, a control freak? Nah...

I'm just waiting for some cockroach-like alien to crawl out of Hubbard's decomposed anus, up Hayes' Shaft and into some rocket headed straight for Cruise's mouth.

It's sad to think of Hayes not being on the show anymore, but that is the stupidest fucking excuse I've ever heard. Yea, I can really see how his morals just had to say no. Because I've really noticed how the show used to be a beacon of religious tolerance, and only seems to have gone downhill on... oh, just that one fucking show.

In conclusion: Isaac Hayes, FUCK OFF!

I think he just got sick of saying 'hello children' for ten years.

That would be a more respectable excuse, anway.

Paramount already said they would never re-air that episode a couple weeks ago.

i have been sick of tom cruise since top gun. he makes be crazy. and shit like this just proves what a worthless prick he is. grow a pair.

I guess I won't go to see Mission Impossible 3 because Tom Cruise has denied me my South Park. I really hope Matt Stone and Trey Parker make fun of him again.

Tom Cruise is now officially the biggest douche in the universe (sorry John Edwards).

tom cruise, if he could only act, then after the movie, be locked up till the next movie.

I think things would be fine then

I feel sorry for celebrities who choose Scientology as their religion. They think it's a wonderful organisation that pampers its adherents in giant scientology centres, where beautiful people help them through the auditing process, and all that stuff, because that's the way you get treated at the celebrity centre. Alas, the experience for the man on the street is more like satans own pyramid scheme, where they are bullied and villified if they step out of line or attempt to leave. Scientologists have been murdered by their leaders for dissent, and child abuse is routine.

It's easy for Tom and Isaac to say they love scientology, and it's easy for us to bash them, but they are kept away from the ugly aspects of it while they sail around with the Sea Org, or whatever and will never believe that the nice people at Mindhead HQ are the morally (but most certainly not financially) bankrupt gits they are.

You don't know the history of scientology, Tom and Isaac, I do.

http://www.xenu.net

Oh now you're just being glib...

that's because you're glib.

jinx!

On some other site I saw this posted on, someone pointed out that we'll never notice that Isaac Hayes left. It would be easy enough to replace him with pre-recorded soundbytes, seeing as how Chef only ever says about three things anyway.

This disgusts me, and only gives me yet another reason to stay away from religions and zealots.

Not that I like south park, I personally dont like the show, but injustice is injustice whether Its something I favor or not.

I want to see Tom Cruise in porno.

My husband and I recorded that episode Wednesday night. We went to watch it last night and we were like WTF????

Thank you Tom Cruise for telling ME what I can watch in my own free time. And by doing this, I guarantee your MI3 will sleep with the fishes this summer.

www.xenu.net has a link to the episode.

http://www.xenu.net/archive/media/Vault/SPEpisode912_-_Trapped_in_the_Closet_-_irc.tveps.net.rm

Opie and Anthony had Issac Hayes on a few months ago, and he said on the show he didn't give a shit about the whole making fun of scientology thing:

http://files.foundrymusic.com/MP3/121905_IsaacHayes_OA.mp3

stop letting the evil alien spirits make you sad

and mad

.

Now, that's funny

MI sucked. MI:2 was only good because of John Woo. I had no intention on seeing MI:3 any way. I hate the little dyslexic couch jumper anyway.

I wonder how much this had to do with Hayes' moral outrage and how much it had to do with the Scientological authorities giving him an ultimatum. "Us or them."

Clov, I'm guessing the "us or them" thing weighed pretty heavy.

When South Park first went on the air, I remember Matt Stone saying that the only two groups they wouldn't make fun of were Scientologists and the Nation of Islam.
The reasons given were that they were afraid of violent reprisals from the Nation, and didn't want to upset Isaac Hayes.

You ever notice how you never see the Jews and Scientology in the same room at the same time? Coincidence? I think not.

Did you ever notice how you never the Scientologists and the anyone in the same room at the same time?

I wish. Those bastards are always in the subway trying to give me that anagram test or whatever the hell it is. In fact, whenever I see them, I run for the comfort of the Black Jesus dudes, or the Hasids with the Winnebago.