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Jena

Jena

New York, NY
June 2003

MAR 14, 2006 12:17 PM

Thank you Kanye and Jesus for giving my favorite actor what he has been deserving for YEARS. He has always been the greatest actor on the face of your green Earth. Do Tom Cruise or other "sexy" men have an Oscar? I DON'T THINK SO!!! Hoffman has long been the true hero to all underdogs in body and talent and he rules my pussy like hardcore, for years he has. Thanks Kanye Christ. I am so happy for my man. Tell me your favorite role of his (which is Happniess, actually) and post pictures of his awesome sexiness.



Now because he is actor of the century and it almost makes up for the real movie not winning film of the year, did anyone see him on Leno recently when he was talking about his brute lawyer/judge mother?

Allow me.

So he is saying his mother began life as a lawyer and then became an angry crazy judge. He was on the high school wrestling team and getting "creamed" (like I long have for him) with his head down on the mat (in all of my fantasies) when suddenly he heard someone screaming

"GET UuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuP!!! GET UP!!!"

and he looked up and saw his mother face down on the mat beating her fist down screaming at him.



love love love

The Academy peoples gave him his award based on the Leno episode, I just know it.

NO I HAVE NOT EVEN SEEN CAPOTE YET!!! I'll wait for the DVD so I can watch it naked in my bed, hopefully with my boyfriend fucking me the whole time asking me if my pussy is wet like in Happiness. I DON'T NEED TO SEE IT NOW!!! HE WAS ALWAYS MY HERO!!!!!!!!

Enthusiam/photos, anyone? Do you love him!?!??!!??!?!?!??!! love love love love love love love love



kiss kiss kiss



WHEN HAS HE NOT BEEN PERFECT!!!!!! I DARE YOU TO ScReW oFf!!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! EL SUICIDO LOCO EL SUICIDO LOCO EL SUICIDO LOCO EL SUICIDO LOCO

"I ain't here to argue about his facial features or convert Athiests into believers I'm just sayin' like Kathy Lee needs Regis is the way I NEED HOFFMAN!!!!!!!!!!!"

(c) Kanye Krist

van_goghs_ear

van_goghs_ear

Farmington, MI
March 2005

MAR 14, 2006 12:30 PM

capote is his best work overall definitely. happiness is up there, but my favorite role has to be scotty j in boogie nights. the scene after he kisses dirk is so classic. him sitting in his dirk duplicate car "i'm such an idiot, fucking idiot" love liza is excellent as well. i also can't wait to see him in mission impossible 3 just because he's the villian and it's a different role for him.

Jena

Jena

New York, NY
June 2003

MAR 14, 2006 12:41 PM

Coi said:
He's swell. smile



My pink parts swell for him, you know?

Margot_Dent

Margot_Dent

Los Angeles, CA
February 2004

MAR 14, 2006 12:46 PM

you cant have him. it is common knowledge that he's mine. step. off.




[Edited on Mar 14, 2006 by Margot_Dent]

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

MAR 14, 2006 12:47 PM

I'd bone him.


For purely scientific purposes, of course.

blackwell

blackwell

United Kingdom
October 2004

MAR 14, 2006 01:08 PM

"I'll wait for the DVD so I can watch it naked in my bed, hopefully with my boyfriend fucking me the whole time asking me if my pussy is wet like in Happiness."



biggrin

TenSpeed

TenSpeed

United Kingdom
February 2006

MAR 14, 2006 01:10 PM

I feel much happier now when people tell me that I look like him. biggrin

BellJar

BellJar

I'm lost
February 2005

MAR 14, 2006 01:24 PM

i adore that man. blush he makes me happy

EvanX

EvanX

Grand Rapids, MI
June 2003

MAR 14, 2006 02:40 PM

Shut up! SHUT THE FUCK UP! Shut up! Shut, shut, shut, shut, SHUT UP!

Also, he's got a mean model airplane gas addiction....

Jena

Jena

New York, NY
June 2003

MAR 14, 2006 03:09 PM

Margot_Dent said:
you cant have him. it is common knowledge that he's mine. step. off.






I will cut a bitch.

Jena

Jena

New York, NY
June 2003

MAR 14, 2006 03:10 PM

CarnalsaurusRex said:
I keep telling people that he is who should play me in the movie about my life.



You want me to fuck you?!?!
eeek

Jena

Jena

New York, NY
June 2003

MAR 14, 2006 03:10 PM

oneblackwell said:

"I'll wait for the DVD so I can watch it naked in my bed, hopefully with my boyfriend fucking me the whole time asking me if my pussy is wet like in Happiness."



biggrin



"Are you wet? Is your pussy all wet?!" :splat:
love

Jena

Jena

New York, NY
June 2003

MAR 14, 2006 03:11 PM

TenSpeed said:
I feel much happier now when people tell me that I look like him. biggrin



I could fuck you maybe.

Jena

Jena

New York, NY
June 2003

MAR 14, 2006 03:12 PM

EvanX said:
Shut up! SHUT THE FUCK UP! Shut up! Shut, shut, shut, shut, SHUT UP!

Also, he's got a mean model airplane gas addiction....



"I'm a BIG FAN OF RADIO CONTROL!!!!" I can't even remember the words...panting... love love love

Jena

Jena

New York, NY
June 2003

MAR 14, 2006 03:12 PM

mamet said:
I'd bone him.


For purely scientific purposes, of course.



He should come to a live SG member orgy. We all fuck each other screaming out his name!!!! eeek eeek love love biggrin biggrin biggrin

Jena

Jena

New York, NY
June 2003

MAR 14, 2006 03:13 PM

BellJar said:
i adore that man. blush he makes me happy



You want to sex him.

Jena

Jena

New York, NY
June 2003

MAR 14, 2006 05:09 PM



Is he an Aryan?!?!?!?! eeek eeek surreal surreal

Jena

Jena

New York, NY
June 2003

MAR 14, 2006 05:10 PM

youhavekilledme said:
capote is his best work overall definitely. happiness is up there, but my favorite role has to be scotty j in boogie nights. the scene after he kisses dirk is so classic. him sitting in his dirk duplicate car "i'm such an idiot, fucking idiot" love liza is excellent as well. i also can't wait to see him in mission impossible 3 just because he's the villian and it's a different role for him.



I love you. Never forget Liza!!! love love love

Martini

Martini

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

MAR 14, 2006 05:15 PM

i lust for this man.. ♥

xo

ShellyMC

ShellyMC

Brockton, MA
August 2005

MAR 14, 2006 05:50 PM

as do I... love

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

MAR 14, 2006 08:56 PM

He's so cuddwy and sooft and sqwishy and pwetty and eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! love

Jena

Jena

New York, NY
June 2003

MAR 14, 2006 11:09 PM

YUMMY!!! Ooooh so many fans of radio control!!! Cuntrol!!! love love love

BlastProcessing

BlastProcessing

USA
OLD SKOOL

MAR 14, 2006 11:11 PM

He was in Red Dragon, you know. They set him on fire. In a wheelchair.

Margot_Dent

Margot_Dent

Los Angeles, CA
February 2004

MAR 14, 2006 11:12 PM

i'll murder you all if you step. don't step.

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

MAR 14, 2006 11:13 PM

This thread is just a huge mess of Hoffman-love hilarity.

It inspires the most amazing visuals.

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