things to do before you die

- hitchhike a very very long distance
- rely completely on strangers
-rely completely on your self
- tell your friends, boss, family how you really feel
- help someone for no other reason then just to make sure they make it
- see the northern lights
- design your own tattoo with meaning
- stand in all the oceans
- spend a length of time in the wilderness
- spend time truly alone
- volunteer
- help educate someone
- stop complaining start doing

-Read the complete works of Shakespeare, Aristophanes, Sophocles, Euripedes and Aeschylus
-Learn three musical instruments
-Learn how to hotwire a car
-Be prepared for a zombie invasion

nothing, i've done it all. I'm so fucking cool and jaded.

make a list of three things.
make sure one of them is impossible.

/key to immortality

Brixton
Fatality
Flux
Adahlia
Sophie

eat a live frog. that's about it.

You are so wise beyond your dog years.

Pee on floor
Sleep a lot
Become president

the old me would have agreed with you.
i'm a new dog.
i mean... sure... i still do those things...
but my goals are much higher now.

wait... are you talking down to me?

Yes, assuming you aren't a mastiff or something. Or you're standing on a table. And if you're standing on a table... DOWN BOY! BAD!

Trust completely



oh and skydive!

get steak and a blowjob on steak and a blowjob day

Somehow, I find myself readily able to understand your position.

Before I die I want to take over the world.

tour with a band.
work for a big magazine.
have an exibition of my art/photos.
go to LA.