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sirloins

Huntington Beach, CA

October 2005

MAR 14, 2006 10:18 AM

I masturbated this morning, and I may or may not masturbate this evening... I haven't yet decided.

JoshXXX

Northborough, MA

March 2004

MAR 14, 2006 11:49 AM

I've been taking yoga classes for the last 364 days... I won't be left out this year.

datsun

Richmond, CA

October 2004

MAR 14, 2006 12:10 PM

^^^^ bwahahaha!

I, of course will be cooking up a steak, and giving a blowjob.

the question is, to whom?

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA

July 2004

MAR 14, 2006 12:10 PM

datsun said:
^^^^ bwahahaha!

I, of course will be cooking up a steak, and giving a blowjob.

the question is, to whom?

How YOU doin'?

fpkk

United Kingdom

June 2003

MAR 14, 2006 12:11 PM

I declare April 14th International Whipped Cream and 69 Day. Who's with me?

fpkk

United Kingdom

June 2003

MAR 14, 2006 12:19 PM

NewYorkMatt said:
may 14th is international Caviar and Butt Sechs day!

You see people, together we can make every 14th a bodily fluid excretion and luxury food day to be proud of.

MrDaft

Vancouver, BC

January 2005

MAR 14, 2006 12:21 PM

fpkk said:

NewYorkMatt said:
may 14th is international Caviar and Butt Sechs day!

You see people, together we can make every 14th a bodily fluid excretion and luxury food day to be proud of.

I think I won't be joining you on "Mudballing and escargot day"

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

MAR 14, 2006 12:22 PM

This is "Leave Me Alone While I Catch Up on Three Weeks of Orders While I Get Drunk Day", so I doubt either a steak or a blowjob is in my immediate future.

fpkk

United Kingdom

June 2003

MAR 14, 2006 12:23 PM

MrDaft said:

fpkk said:

NewYorkMatt said:
may 14th is international Caviar and Butt Sechs day!

You see people, together we can make every 14th a bodily fluid excretion and luxury food day to be proud of.

I think I won't be joining you on "Mudballing and escargot day"

Stop being so suburban.

R0nin

Chicago, IL

October 2005

MAR 14, 2006 12:24 PM

Doh! It's steak and blowjob day and I have no one to cook me a steak and give me a blowjob..... I can cook myself a steak, but I'm not quite flexible enough to give myself a blowjob..

HostileIntent

Oklahoma City, OK

August 2005

MAR 14, 2006 02:57 PM

CarnalsaurusRex said:

datsun said:
^^^^ bwahahaha!

I, of course will be cooking up a steak, and giving a blowjob.

the question is, to whom?

How YOU doin'?

*pushing and shoving ensues*

pipe down boys.

Subrosa, if that bully edges you out I guess that means there will be a extra steak and blowjob at my house.

datsun

Richmond, CA

October 2004

MAR 14, 2006 03:51 PM

CarnalsaurusRex said:

datsun said:
^^^^ bwahahaha!

I, of course will be cooking up a steak, and giving a blowjob.

the question is, to whom?

How YOU doin'?

*pushing and shoving ensues*

I just found out I have to go to work. There's steak there, and I think one of our chefs is going to be very happy.

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL

November 2004

MAR 14, 2006 04:00 PM

I think my blowjob last night happened after midnight, so technically I got it. Too bad it wasn't Empanadas and Blowjobs day.

Martini

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

MAR 14, 2006 04:02 PM

fpkk said:
I declare April 14th International Whipped Cream and 69 Day. Who's with me?

for real? i'm SO gonna celebrate this!!!

xo

JustAShadow

USA

July 2005

MAR 14, 2006 04:05 PM

I too have already gotten the blowjob....but I thnk I might substitute the steak for another blowjob due to time issues

JustAShadow

USA

July 2005

MAR 14, 2006 04:05 PM

fpkk said:
I declare April 14th International Whipped Cream and 69 Day. Who's with me?

for real? i'm SO gonna celebrate this!!!

xo

Im down for that

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL

November 2004

MAR 14, 2006 04:08 PM

datsun said:

CarnalsaurusRex said:

datsun said:
^^^^ bwahahaha!

I, of course will be cooking up a steak, and giving a blowjob.

the question is, to whom?

How YOU doin'?

*pushing and shoving ensues*

I just found out I have to go to work. There's steak there, and I think one of our chefs is going to be very happy.

"Excuse me ma'am, this Bernaise is kinda......clumpy?"

papawheelie

Fisty, KY

February 2003

MAR 14, 2006 04:08 PM

steak and blowjob day is march 20th

do a google search for "march 20th" its pretty funny....

Kundalini

Kalamazoo, MI

June 2004

MAR 14, 2006 07:04 PM

I think today is actually "self-hand job and bag of chips day."

I got mine...

MissShell

Australia

October 2005

MAR 14, 2006 07:11 PM

today is my official..write more dirty, smutty stories day

BlastProcessing

USA

OLD SKOOL

MAR 14, 2006 07:11 PM

Which month is traditionally the best for bad taste? I need to schedule Taco Bell and Dirty Sanchez day.

Calina

Costa Rica

July 2005

MAR 14, 2006 07:20 PM

i just had steak tacos. does that count?

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

MAR 14, 2006 07:42 PM

Calina said:
i just had steak tacos. does that count?

As long as you wound up with sour cream all over your face, yeah.

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

MAR 14, 2006 07:43 PM

Idjiit said:

Calina said:
i just had steak tacos. does that count?

As long as you wound up with sour cream all over your face, yeah.

That cracked me up.

R0nin

Chicago, IL

October 2005

MAR 14, 2006 07:54 PM

MissShell said:
today is my official..write more dirty, smutty stories day

Woohoo!! Do I get to read them??

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