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SirLoins

sirloins

Huntington Beach, CA
October 2005

MAR 14, 2006 10:18 AM

I masturbated this morning, and I may or may not masturbate this evening... I haven't yet decided. kiss

JoshXXX

JoshXXX

Northborough, MA
March 2004

MAR 14, 2006 11:49 AM

I've been taking yoga classes for the last 364 days... I won't be left out this year.

datsun

datsun

Richmond, CA
October 2004

MAR 14, 2006 12:10 PM

^^^^ bwahahaha!

I, of course will be cooking up a steak, and giving a blowjob.

the question is, to whom? wink tongue

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

MAR 14, 2006 12:10 PM

datsun said:
^^^^ bwahahaha!

I, of course will be cooking up a steak, and giving a blowjob.

the question is, to whom? wink tongue


How YOU doin'?

fpkk

fpkk

United Kingdom
June 2003

MAR 14, 2006 12:11 PM

I declare April 14th International Whipped Cream and 69 Day. Who's with me? wink

fpkk

fpkk

United Kingdom
June 2003

MAR 14, 2006 12:19 PM

NewYorkMatt said:
may 14th is international Caviar and Butt Sechs day!



You see people, together we can make every 14th a bodily fluid excretion and luxury food day to be proud of. biggrin

MrDaft

MrDaft

Vancouver, BC
January 2005

MAR 14, 2006 12:21 PM

fpkk said:

NewYorkMatt said:
may 14th is international Caviar and Butt Sechs day!



You see people, together we can make every 14th a bodily fluid excretion and luxury food day to be proud of. biggrin



I think I won't be joining you on "Mudballing and escargot day"

Idjit

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

MAR 14, 2006 12:22 PM

This is "Leave Me Alone While I Catch Up on Three Weeks of Orders While I Get Drunk Day", so I doubt either a steak or a blowjob is in my immediate future.

fpkk

fpkk

United Kingdom
June 2003

MAR 14, 2006 12:23 PM

MrDaft said:

fpkk said:

NewYorkMatt said:
may 14th is international Caviar and Butt Sechs day!



You see people, together we can make every 14th a bodily fluid excretion and luxury food day to be proud of. biggrin



I think I won't be joining you on "Mudballing and escargot day"


Stop being so suburban.

R0nin

R0nin

Chicago, IL
October 2005

MAR 14, 2006 12:24 PM

Doh! It's steak and blowjob day and I have no one to cook me a steak and give me a blowjob..... I can cook myself a steak, but I'm not quite flexible enough to give myself a blowjob..

HostileIntent

HostileIntent

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2005

MAR 14, 2006 02:57 PM

CarnalsaurusRex said:

Subrosa said:

datsun said:
^^^^ bwahahaha!

I, of course will be cooking up a steak, and giving a blowjob.

the question is, to whom? wink tongue


How YOU doin'?



*pushing and shoving ensues*



pipe down boys.


Subrosa, if that bully edges you out I guess that means there will be a extra steak and blowjob at my house. wink kiss

datsun

datsun

Richmond, CA
October 2004

MAR 14, 2006 03:51 PM

CarnalsaurusRex said:

Subrosa said:

datsun said:
^^^^ bwahahaha!

I, of course will be cooking up a steak, and giving a blowjob.

the question is, to whom? wink tongue


How YOU doin'?



*pushing and shoving ensues*


blush blush blush blush

I just found out I have to go to work. There's steak there, and I think one of our chefs is going to be very happy. wink wink tongue tongue

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

MAR 14, 2006 04:00 PM

I think my blowjob last night happened after midnight, so technically I got it. Too bad it wasn't Empanadas and Blowjobs day. frown

Martini

Martini

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

MAR 14, 2006 04:02 PM

fpkk said:
I declare April 14th International Whipped Cream and 69 Day. Who's with me? wink


for real? i'm SO gonna celebrate this!!! tongue

xo

JustAShadow

JustAShadow

USA
July 2005

MAR 14, 2006 04:05 PM

I too have already gotten the blowjob....but I thnk I might substitute the steak for another blowjob due to time issues

JustAShadow

JustAShadow

USA
July 2005

MAR 14, 2006 04:05 PM

Martini said:

fpkk said:
I declare April 14th International Whipped Cream and 69 Day. Who's with me? wink


for real? i'm SO gonna celebrate this!!! tongue

xo


Im down for that

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

MAR 14, 2006 04:08 PM

datsun said:

CarnalsaurusRex said:

Subrosa said:

datsun said:
^^^^ bwahahaha!

I, of course will be cooking up a steak, and giving a blowjob.

the question is, to whom? wink tongue


How YOU doin'?



*pushing and shoving ensues*


blush blush blush blush

I just found out I have to go to work. There's steak there, and I think one of our chefs is going to be very happy. wink wink tongue tongue



"Excuse me ma'am, this Bernaise is kinda......clumpy?"

papawheelie

papawheelie

Fisty, KY
February 2003

MAR 14, 2006 04:08 PM

steak and blowjob day is march 20th

do a google search for "march 20th" its pretty funny....

Kundalini

Kundalini

Kalamazoo, MI
June 2004

MAR 14, 2006 07:04 PM

I think today is actually "self-hand job and bag of chips day."

I got mine... biggrin

MissShell

MissShell

Australia
October 2005

MAR 14, 2006 07:11 PM

today is my official..write more dirty, smutty stories day

BlastProcessing

BlastProcessing

USA
OLD SKOOL

MAR 14, 2006 07:11 PM

Which month is traditionally the best for bad taste? I need to schedule Taco Bell and Dirty Sanchez day.

Calina

Calina

Costa Rica
July 2005

MAR 14, 2006 07:20 PM

i just had steak tacos. does that count?

Idjit

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

MAR 14, 2006 07:42 PM

Calina said:
i just had steak tacos. does that count?



As long as you wound up with sour cream all over your face, yeah.

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

MAR 14, 2006 07:43 PM

Idjiit said:

Calina said:
i just had steak tacos. does that count?



As long as you wound up with sour cream all over your face, yeah.


That cracked me up.

R0nin

R0nin

Chicago, IL
October 2005

MAR 14, 2006 07:54 PM

MissShell said:
today is my official..write more dirty, smutty stories day



Woohoo!! Do I get to read them??

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