You are now entering adulthood

Fucking splitters.

If only I had a lawn to tell the fucking kids to get off of.

The minute old men stopped trying to have sex with me is when I realized I had crossed over from boyhood into adulthood.

(stolen from toothpaste for dinner)

If you truly believe that no one had excellent agents and marketing toward kids, and that all punk bands in the 1970s got by on the skin of their talented and charismatic teeth, then I've got some top-value swamp land and a Sex Pistols album I wanna sell you.

But aside from that, I am admittedly still pretty far from absolute adulthood, and thus I shall bow out of this thread gracefully.

Except to note that I also hate a lot of "music for the kids" that's out right now like Avenged Sevenfold and Hawthorne Heights and all that rot, but that's just because I'm crotchety and curmudgeonly about music ahead of my time.

GET OFF MY LAWN!! UNLESS YOU'RE PREPARED TO LISTEN TO DISMEMBERMENT PLAN WITH ME!!!

[Edited on Mar 13, 2006 by _DictionaryGirl_]

Well. I'd drop by and run around on your balcony. But I think security would get to me before you did.

I don't know. I've felt like an old man all my life.

I still feel like i'm 18 years old.

Well turn your music down then, skippy!

Yeah that's some seriously depressing shit isn't it?

The other thing I've noticed: When I drool over a hot looking girl I now have to look at that infamous finger to see if theres a ring on it.
The biggest kicker for me was looking at a Playboy and realizing I was older than the centerfold model. That was a shattering moment.