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Beth_Gottfried

Beth_Gottfried

Cambridge, MA
March 2006

MAR 10, 2006 08:28 PM

With Jane Pratt's departure from Jane last year, I figured gone were the days of prissy feminism and faux edgy chic-dom. Seems like I might have spoken too soon. A new non-profit organization called “The Wonder Girls Society” has emerged under the guise of female empowerment and “girl power.” And with it comes more superficial rhetoric on how to become an uber femme fatale.

Rule # 1: No Fuglies Allowed

The Wonder Girls Society is an exclusive, members-only network for goal-driven, ambitious young women who want to accomplish all their goals in life. We are a group of young, beautiful, confident and multi-talented girls with many ambitions in life! Not your ordinary 'girl-next-door' type, we strive to become more than that!

But don't blame us for being so driven, we refuse to live a "normal" life. We want to be the girls that can say "been there, done that" to every lawful -- and some unlawful (without having to break our morals and values) -- experiences you can possibly think of because we believe that challenging ourselves physically, mentally, psychologically and socially is not only good for the health, it's also good for the soul! Source



Rule # 2: Be a Superstar

By definition, a Wonder Girl is a young woman abundant in beauty, style, poise, confidence, ambition, and intelligence; she is an almost-perfect, almost-flawless female that carries all positive qualities; she is the girl with almost-superpower qualities. She is a Wonder Girl.



Rule # 3; Stop, Drop, & Roll Baby!

YOU ARE A WONDER GIRL IF…
…you are a girly-girl, maintaining your natural beauty and femininity through various “girly” activities such as manicures and pedicures, waxing, haircuts and the works! You love to go shopping and trying on new clothes--you luxuriate in designer shoes as they are your weakness! Your favorite color is within the spectrum of red and purple, have at least a pair of pink pajamas, and will only drink alcoholic beverages that look pretty and served in a martini glass. Source



Phew. For a second I thought I didn’t have to be beautiful AND cool to be popular.

Source: Amy's Robot

Calypso

Calypso

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

MAR 10, 2006 08:47 PM

puke puke puke

Tangus

Tangus

Chicago, IL
November 2005

MAR 10, 2006 08:59 PM

it just sounds like a Cosmo article.

Wallace

Wallace

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

MAR 10, 2006 09:16 PM

Calypso said:
puke puke puke



well put. how disgusting.

ASSH0LE

ASSH0LE

Las Vegas, NV
June 2003

MAR 10, 2006 09:40 PM

I thought Tangus hit the nail on the head myself.

FrankMask

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN
June 2003

MAR 10, 2006 09:49 PM

I'm going to sit over at the geeks table. If anyone needs me, I'll be discussing the relative merits of Kirk over Picard, and wether either of them could stand toe to toe against Darth Vader.

miharu

miharu

Riverside, CA
November 2005

MAR 10, 2006 10:30 PM

That's pretty douchey. No thanks.

PixieDuzt

PixieDuzt

Cincinnati, OH
February 2004

MAR 10, 2006 10:55 PM

Frank said:
I'm going to sit over at the geeks table. If anyone needs me, I'll be discussing the relative merits of Kirk over Picard, and wether either of them could stand toe to toe against Darth Vader.



I donno. Picard's sexy may disorient Vader long enough for Picard to at least stun him.... confused

Edited to say: I vote Vader tho. Vader is my homeboy.

[Edited on Mar 11, 2006 by PixieDuzt]

mingol

mingol

Singapore
July 2005

MAR 11, 2006 01:25 AM

How absurd.

(The Wonder Girls Society, not Picard and Darth Vader)

beepbeep

beepbeep

United Kingdom
February 2004

MAR 11, 2006 03:12 AM

wow, thats a lot of bullshit... puke

toaster_coaster

toaster_coaster

New Zealand
March 2005

MAR 11, 2006 03:39 AM

...prissy feminism and faux edgy chic-dom...



YEAH! Completely unlike a certain website I frequent.

Just remember people, those in glass houses....

[Edited on Mar 12, 2006 12:39AM]

AceTracer

acetracer

Hollywood, FL
January 2004

MAR 11, 2006 04:01 AM

By definition, a Wonder Girl is a young woman abundant in beauty, style, poise, confidence, ambition, and intelligence; she is an almost-perfect, almost-flawless female that carries all positive qualities; she is the girl with almost-superpower qualities. She is a Wonder Girl.


Does she take wondershits? Cause that's what this smells like.

Iseult

Iseult

United Kingdom
September 2005

MAR 11, 2006 04:07 AM

My idea of Hell...

Oren

Oren

United Kingdom
January 2006

MAR 11, 2006 04:52 AM

PixieDuzt said:

Frank said:
I'm going to sit over at the geeks table. If anyone needs me, I'll be discussing the relative merits of Kirk over Picard, and wether either of them could stand toe to toe against Darth Vader.



I donno. Picard's sexy may disorient Vader long enough for Picard to at least stun him.... confused



Perhaps, yes. I think Picard's sexy overrules Kirk's sexy.
But I kinda like Riker. Clean-shaven like he was in the earlier series.

*shuts up*

MsStabby

MsStabby

I'm lost
November 2005

MAR 11, 2006 06:50 AM

This is the founder:



and here is a sample of her wonderful grammar:

"We distinct ourselves as the girl that believes anything is possible when the heart and the mind is put into it."

and: "Women entrepreneurs and business owners may have increased in size,
however only makes up a small percentage in the business world!" I guess the women are all getting fat.

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

MAR 11, 2006 06:56 AM

By definition, a Wonder Girl is a young woman abundant in beauty, style, poise, confidence, ambition, and intelligence; she is an almost-perfect, almost-flawless female that carries all positive qualities; she is the girl with almost-superpower qualities. She is a Wonder Girl.


SuicideGirls are unique, strong, sexy and confident women.



wink

Arwen

Arwen

United Kingdom
November 2004

MAR 11, 2006 09:22 AM

puke Dim diolch.

thorr74

thorr74

Sylvan Lake, AB
December 2004

MAR 11, 2006 09:26 AM

"We can't help it if we are shallow,
Afterall, beauty is only skin deep"

[Edited on Mar 11, 2006 by thorr74]

gingersnaps

gingersnaps

United Kingdom
December 2004

MAR 11, 2006 12:37 PM

w...t....f.......? eeek
I get manicures and i get my eyebrows waxed. my dream job is a mainly male dominated one, in which i hope to excell. and i dont think i'm all that bad looking. But I bet I wouldn't be accepted into that group!

I'll stick with SG thanks... biggrin

PsychicGoldfish

PsychicGoldfish

HOPEFUL

Orono, ME

MAR 11, 2006 02:07 PM

Feminism in consumerism. Excellent. puke

waxangel

waxangel

Baltimore, MD
May 2003

MAR 11, 2006 04:20 PM

You are a Wonder-Girl if:

You do all of these things and still wonder why nobody respects you, or takes you even remotely seriously.

ninjatoes

ninjatoes

Newport, KY
August 2005

MAR 12, 2006 12:40 AM

For some reason, I get images of the Stepford wives crossed with the Fanta girls... anyone else getting that?

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

MAR 12, 2006 01:05 AM

Ughhhhhh... Ummm... So is this like the stuck-up bitch union or something?

Nic

Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

MAR 12, 2006 02:08 AM

Frank said:
I'm going to sit over at the geeks table. If anyone needs me, I'll be discussing the relative merits of Kirk over Picard, and wether either of them could stand toe to toe against Darth Vader.



Any more room on that table for a little one?

swingkitten

swingkitten

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

MAR 12, 2006 03:18 AM

artgrrl said:
For some reason, I get images of the Stepford wives crossed with the Fanta girls... anyone else getting that?



Yeah, actually, you nailed it.

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