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dingoes8

dingoes8

Milwaukee, WI
March 2004

MAR 09, 2006 12:17 PM

Would she still be a great American if she had broken a rib and doing her stupid routine after getting seriously injured caused it to puncture her heart? If I was the doctor, I would have yelled at her.

Tony_T

Tony_T

San Diego, CA
August 2005

MAR 09, 2006 12:22 PM

FridgeMagnet said:
what this tells me is that she wouldn't let a little sore jaw keep her from finishing you off.



Funniest post of the day
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BlastProcessing

BlastProcessing

USA
OLD SKOOL

MAR 09, 2006 12:23 PM

dingoes8 said:
Would she still be a great American if she had broken a rib and doing her stupid routine after getting seriously injured caused it to puncture her heart? If I was the doctor, I would have yelled at her.



Well, her stubborn adherence to meaningless rote in the face of a possibly life-threatening injury makes her a great example of the typical American. Maybe that counts for something.

datsun

datsun

Richmond, CA
October 2004

MAR 09, 2006 12:33 PM

FridgeMagnet said:

Taureolt said:
Poor girl, but I hope this causes Cheerleading to be less popular among kids. It's too damn dangerous.


Life is dangerous. You could get killed.....WALKIN YOUR DOGGIE! Hooo AH!


actually, cheerleading is one of the nation's more dangerous sports, and there is a high incidence of paralysis-causing injuries due to the crazy stunts going wrong. frown it's really awful

there's a girl who lives near me that was encouraged to do a stunt she was unsure of, and she was paralyzed when she fell. she's suing the coach and the school. I should find a link for it...

Asael

Asael

Hudson Falls, NY
May 2005

MAR 09, 2006 01:01 PM

Wow, poor Tiannamen guy ... he could just have fallen off a human pyramid and kept clapping and stuff rather than letting a tank run him over ... at least I now know what to do when I want to spread the message of democracy in the face of oppression -- and live.

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

MAR 09, 2006 02:35 PM

I hate inspiring stories.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

MAR 09, 2006 03:01 PM

TyC said:
I thought that this girl was ridiculous. She fell on her head and kept doing the cheers while being wheeled out on a stretcher. That's just dumb, she could have injured herself even more. On that note, it is slightly inspiring in a time where people need inspiration. Seriously though, what a fucking idiot.




Yeah...I'll get behind you on that one. Maybe I'm a crabby, soulless bastard...but that was an incredibly stupid thing to do. I'm surprised the EMT's let her keep doing it. If I was the EMT on scene...the little psycho's arms would've been strapped down.

seanvegas

seanvegas

Lincoln, NE
December 2004

MAR 09, 2006 03:05 PM

Many leaders in the United States are (or were) cheerleaders.
But I'm not the kind of "romantic" whom would try to define heroism!

- For the record. I love cheerleader porn!

reprobate

reprobate

New Orleans, LA
December 2002

MAR 09, 2006 03:06 PM

Cerebro-spinal injury + flailing = stupid.

seanvegas

seanvegas

Lincoln, NE
December 2004

MAR 09, 2006 03:07 PM

Asael said:
Wow, poor Tiannamen guy ... he could just have fallen off a human pyramid and kept clapping and stuff rather than letting a tank run him over ... at least I now know what to do when I want to spread the message of democracy in the face of oppression -- and live.



Actually, the guy in Tiannamen Sq. wasn't run over. skull

LokisChild

LokisChild

USA
March 2005

MAR 09, 2006 03:52 PM

yeah....i was going to say....when i learned all the backboard and spinal injury stuff, we were always told to strap the person's arms down too in case they try to move, because if you don't know the extent of the injury you can cause a lot of serious damage....you would think that they would teach cheerleaders some of that information, considering the chances of them landing on their heads....and what was wrong with the emt's letting her do that?! surreal
EL SUICIDO LOCO

mark13

mark13

Pittsburgh, PA
February 2004

MAR 09, 2006 03:54 PM

To me, heroics involve accepting significant risk of personal injury or death in order to aid others, further a noble cause (to use the author's words), etc. How is cheering a noble cause? I just don't get it. I rock climb, and accept the possibility of injury or death. However, climbing is a selfish, relatively pointless activity. Thus, getting hurt or dying climbing isn't usually heroic. Putting yourself at risk to save another climber? Heroic.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

MAR 09, 2006 03:57 PM

I agree, cute story.


Real life hero:

Except, this guy was placed against a wall and shot. So he is a dead hero.

Formatee

Formatee

Franklin, MI
January 2004

MAR 09, 2006 03:58 PM

I have to admit that I found her reaction a bit scary. Kind of like people who go to Bible camp.

waldo

waldo

I'm lost
June 2004

MAR 09, 2006 04:14 PM

FridgeMagnet said:

UnnecessaryZ said:

"My biggest concern was that I didn't want my squad to be distracted -- so that they could continue cheering on the team -- and I didn't want my team to be distracted from winning the game."



The only way a destroyed cheerleader doing her routine from a gurney could be more distracting is if her skeleton jumped out of her skin and scored a game winning slam dunk.



Which I would pay a hell of a lot of money to watch.



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DeathByOpus

DeathByOpus

Saint Louis, MO
March 2006

MAR 09, 2006 11:14 PM

Shes from SIU at Carbondale, my old college. Love her attitude, but the EMT in me says STOP MOVING, YOU MIGHT DO MORE DAMAGE

But it was a heart warming story non the less smile

colduglyone

colduglyone

White Bluff, TN
October 2005

MAR 09, 2006 11:20 PM

When I first ssaw it, I thought .. Aww poor girl hit her head so hard she actually thinks shes still standing and doing her routine!! Then I thought a little and saw it again, then I thought..NO shes got major brain damage and now this is the only way she can communicate.

thorr74

thorr74

Sylvan Lake, AB
December 2004

MAR 09, 2006 11:22 PM

colduglyone said:
When I first ssaw it, I thought .. Aww poor girl hit her head so hard she actually thinks shes still standing and doing her routine!! Then I thought a little and saw it again, then I thought..NO shes got major brain damage and now this is the only way she can communicate.



tongue some sort of seizure sign language?

TurkMcAllister

TurkMcAllister

Iowa City, IA
January 2006

MAR 10, 2006 01:34 AM

emperorreagan said:
The greatest living American hero was once a cheerleader.

Maybe she's destined to follow in His foot steps.



George Bush, I suppose? Because he was a cheerleader. but then he graduated to the national guard, which is kind of like the cheerleaders of the military...

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