Cash said:
I wonder...did he try a few of the mail-order products in the back of Penthouse BEFORE shoving a #2 Dixon-Ticonderoga up his Coney Island Whitefish?

A Coney Island Whitefish is a euphemism for a used condom.

Did you grow up in suburban New Jersey?

No, but I know of the term. If you don't trust the one link I supplied, Google it.

Yeah, and they call soda "pop" in the midwest. Are you that bored?

Its called "pop" here in Canada as well.

SirLoins said:
Arabic men masturbate by inserting little rods (dildos) into their penis and well, kinda perform the ol' in-out, in-out.

Or so a few have told me.

[Edited on Feb 23, 2006 by SirLoins]

Wasn't that mentioned in Palahniuk's "Guts" story?

Why yes it was. That story was featured in his novel Haunted.

Yes! That's where I read it. I couldn't remember at the time of posting. Good book, so-so ending.

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ

June 2003

FEB 23, 2006 02:56 PM

Rosscoe said:

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

I knew Tupac wasn't dead.

sixbysix

United Kingdom

December 2004

FEB 23, 2006 03:10 PM

mydogfarted said:

Rosscoe said:

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

I knew Tupac wasn't dead.

And they finally got all that lead out of him.

Stompbox

West Des Moines, IA

February 2006

FEB 23, 2006 05:09 PM

The fact that any human being could conceive of this as being a good idea just proves to me that darwin ain't getting the job done anymore.

And yet I'm wondering... did he put it in point first?

BraveArt

Los Angeles, CA

February 2004

FEB 23, 2006 05:30 PM

GAAAH!!!

anyone who has ever been tested down there with the little paper-clip-sized swabby-thingy---dudes, you know what i am talking about--knows that this is a really really bad idea.

Dizzy

Los Angeles, CA

January 2004

FEB 23, 2006 05:38 PM

mydogfarted said:

Rosscoe said:

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

I knew Tupac wasn't dead.

It's not Tupac. It's Tupic. Tooth pick. Moe?

vuc2373

I'm lost

August 2004

FEB 23, 2006 06:13 PM

Stories like this is why I'm proud I'm a robot.

mamet

Charleston, SC

March 2005

FEB 23, 2006 06:15 PM

What did he expect to happen when he was, ahem, finished?

ckdexterhaven

USA

December 2005

FEB 23, 2006 06:22 PM

This reminds me.... i'm conducting a site wide poll on oral sex. Just to get an idea of what people are thinking. Does anyone want to see my poll....

xXcalypsoXx

San Pedro, CA

April 2005

FEB 23, 2006 06:29 PM

all i have to say is, my wang hurts after reading that

deadskinrose

Norwalk, CA

June 2005

FEB 23, 2006 06:29 PM

that story made me cringe when i heard it a few days ago

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