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Rosscoe

Rosscoe

I'm lost
March 2005

FEB 23, 2006 05:42 AM


Pencil in penis backfires

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."


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Rosscoe

Rosscoe

I'm lost
March 2005

FEB 23, 2006 05:43 AM

All i can say is Yoooowch!

Moya

Moya

Milwaukee, WI
January 2005

FEB 23, 2006 05:52 AM

Aw, no pictures..

SirLoins

sirloins

Huntington Beach, CA
October 2005

FEB 23, 2006 05:55 AM

Arabic men masturbate by inserting little rods (dildos) into their penis and well, kinda perform the ol' in-out, in-out. love

Or so a few have told me. eeek

[Edited on Feb 23, 2006 by SirLoins]

_panda_

_panda_

I'm lost
November 2005

FEB 23, 2006 06:03 AM

pencil dick is getting more action than me.

DrTchock

DrTchock

Montreal, QC
October 2005

FEB 23, 2006 06:50 AM

A dick and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at once...

Skank_Zero

Skank_Zero

Chicago, IL
December 2005

FEB 23, 2006 06:51 AM

SirLoins said:
Arabic men masturbate by inserting little rods (dildos) into their penis and well, kinda perform the ol' in-out, in-out. love

Or so a few have told me. eeek

[Edited on Feb 23, 2006 by SirLoins]



Wasn't that mentioned in Palahniuk's "Guts" story?

SexyBeast

SexyBeast

Covington, LA
July 2004

FEB 23, 2006 07:26 AM

I remember when I was 17ish, I went into a sex shop in the French Quarter and saw an open leather case, with metal rods in it. I stared at it for a minute trying to think of what it could be for, I had no clue, so I asked. I was very disturbed when I found out it was for inserting into the penis, you start with the smaller size and work you way up.

A few years later, I was sitting in my apartment drunk, with an erection, waiting for my wife to come back into the room for some good lovin. I saw a small object and thought of the metal rods... I'll just leave it as, it's not comfortable.

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

FEB 23, 2006 08:43 AM

Have you seen my pencil?

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

FEB 23, 2006 08:48 AM

*runs screaming from thread* eeek

Techne

Techne

Cambridge, MA
August 2005

FEB 23, 2006 08:51 AM

Skank_Zero said:

SirLoins said:
Arabic men masturbate by inserting little rods (dildos) into their penis and well, kinda perform the ol' in-out, in-out. love

Or so a few have told me. eeek

[Edited on Feb 23, 2006 by SirLoins]



Wasn't that mentioned in Palahniuk's "Guts" story?



Yes.

_panda_

_panda_

I'm lost
November 2005

FEB 23, 2006 08:53 AM

FridgeMagnet said:
Have you seen my pencil?



So, is that a pencil in your penis or are you just happy to see me?

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

FEB 23, 2006 09:00 AM

I wonder...did he try a few of the mail-order products in the back of Penthouse BEFORE shoving a #2 Dixon-Ticonderoga up his Coney Island Whitefish?

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

FEB 23, 2006 09:05 AM

Cash said:
I wonder...did he try a few of the mail-order products in the back of Penthouse BEFORE shoving a #2 Dixon-Ticonderoga up his Coney Island Whitefish?


A Coney Island Whitefish is a euphemism for a used condom.

Anton

Anton

Australia
September 2003

FEB 23, 2006 09:07 AM

SirLoins said:
Arabic men masturbate by inserting little rods (dildos) into their penis and well, kinda perform the ol' in-out, in-out. love


Yeah, I bet that's really widespread. whatever

MrMuller

MrMuller

Detroit, MI
March 2004

FEB 23, 2006 09:13 AM

Skank_Zero said:

SirLoins said:
Arabic men masturbate by inserting little rods (dildos) into their penis and well, kinda perform the ol' in-out, in-out. love

Or so a few have told me. eeek

[Edited on Feb 23, 2006 by SirLoins]



Wasn't that mentioned in Palahniuk's "Guts" story?



Why yes it was. That story was featured in his novel Haunted.

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

FEB 23, 2006 09:18 AM

Sex is freakin' awesome.

kingoftown

kingoftown

Cleveland, OH
October 2005

FEB 23, 2006 09:25 AM

my stomache kind of hurts now. what the fuck is wrong with people. did he really think to himself, "i've got it, this is sure to work!"

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

FEB 23, 2006 09:34 AM

Dear humanity,

Knock it off. You're starting to scare the crap out of me.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

FEB 23, 2006 09:41 AM

crispy said:

Cash said:
I wonder...did he try a few of the mail-order products in the back of Penthouse BEFORE shoving a #2 Dixon-Ticonderoga up his Coney Island Whitefish?


A Coney Island Whitefish is a euphemism for a used condom.



Did you grow up on the South Jersey shore? Do you know what a "tuber", a "seed" or a "primo" is?


[Edited on Feb 23, 2006 by Cash]

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

FEB 23, 2006 09:44 AM

Cash said:

crispy said:

Cash said:
I wonder...did he try a few of the mail-order products in the back of Penthouse BEFORE shoving a #2 Dixon-Ticonderoga up his Coney Island Whitefish?


A Coney Island Whitefish is a euphemism for a used condom.



Did you grow up in suburban New Jersey?


No, but I know of the term. If you don't trust the one link I supplied, Google it.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

FEB 23, 2006 09:49 AM

crispy said:

Cash said:

crispy said:

Cash said:
I wonder...did he try a few of the mail-order products in the back of Penthouse BEFORE shoving a #2 Dixon-Ticonderoga up his Coney Island Whitefish?


A Coney Island Whitefish is a euphemism for a used condom.



Did you grow up in suburban New Jersey?


No, but I know of the term. If you don't trust the one link I supplied, Google it.



Yeah, and they call soda "pop" in the midwest. Are you that bored?

sixbysix

sixbysix

United Kingdom
December 2004

FEB 23, 2006 09:50 AM

crispy said:

Cash said:
I wonder...did he try a few of the mail-order products in the back of Penthouse BEFORE shoving a #2 Dixon-Ticonderoga up his Coney Island Whitefish?


A Coney Island Whitefish is a euphemism for a used condom.



Really? That episode of Futurama just got even funnier smile

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

FEB 23, 2006 09:52 AM

Cash said:
Yeah, and they call soda "pop" in the midwest. Are you that bored?


Well, I'm watching women's curling ... what's that tell you?

I've never heard that term used as slang for anything other than a used condom. That's all I was saying.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

FEB 23, 2006 10:01 AM

crispy said:

Cash said:
Yeah, and they call soda "pop" in the midwest. Are you that bored?


Well, I'm watching women's curling ... what's that tell you?

I've never heard that term used as slang for anything other than a used condom. That's all I was saying.



Where I grew up it was commonly used as a euphemism for penis. Whether or not it is universal is as irrelevant as your attempt to correct my joke, in a thread called "pencil penis" no less, is pointless.

[Edited on Feb 23, 2006 by Cash]

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