Pencil Penis

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All i can say is Yoooowch!

Aw, no pictures..

Arabic men masturbate by inserting little rods (dildos) into their penis and well, kinda perform the ol' in-out, in-out.

Or so a few have told me.

[Edited on Feb 23, 2006 by SirLoins]

pencil dick is getting more action than me.

A dick and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at once...

Wasn't that mentioned in Palahniuk's "Guts" story?

I remember when I was 17ish, I went into a sex shop in the French Quarter and saw an open leather case, with metal rods in it. I stared at it for a minute trying to think of what it could be for, I had no clue, so I asked. I was very disturbed when I found out it was for inserting into the penis, you start with the smaller size and work you way up.

A few years later, I was sitting in my apartment drunk, with an erection, waiting for my wife to come back into the room for some good lovin. I saw a small object and thought of the metal rods... I'll just leave it as, it's not comfortable.

Have you seen my pencil?

*runs screaming from thread*

Yes.

So, is that a pencil in your penis or are you just happy to see me?

I wonder...did he try a few of the mail-order products in the back of Penthouse BEFORE shoving a #2 Dixon-Ticonderoga up his Coney Island Whitefish?

A Coney Island Whitefish is a euphemism for a used condom.

Yeah, I bet that's really widespread.

Why yes it was. That story was featured in his novel Haunted.

Sex is freakin' awesome.

my stomache kind of hurts now. what the fuck is wrong with people. did he really think to himself, "i've got it, this is sure to work!"

Dear humanity,

Knock it off. You're starting to scare the crap out of me.

Did you grow up on the South Jersey shore? Do you know what a "tuber", a "seed" or a "primo" is?


[Edited on Feb 23, 2006 by Cash]

No, but I know of the term. If you don't trust the one link I supplied, Google it.

Yeah, and they call soda "pop" in the midwest. Are you that bored?

Really? That episode of Futurama just got even funnier

Well, I'm watching women's curling ... what's that tell you?

I've never heard that term used as slang for anything other than a used condom. That's all I was saying.

Where I grew up it was commonly used as a euphemism for penis. Whether or not it is universal is as irrelevant as your attempt to correct my joke, in a thread called "pencil penis" no less, is pointless.

[Edited on Feb 23, 2006 by Cash]