Singles, what are you getting yourselves for Vday?

+1 for drunk

A keg.

And a bunch of other singles to help me finish it.

Singles awareness party.

Dumped! But I know she's planning it, and have other arrangements with someone else

You know, it hadn't occured to me to get myself something for Valentine's Day, but anything (or nothing) has got to be better than last Valentine's Day-the exact day when my marriage definitively went to hell in a handbasket. How many people can say that?

I'm starting a new job that day-my first REAL job-so, that's kind of a present to me. I also have a weekend of skiing, beer and debauchery planned, which should soften the blow a little. I still feel compelled to get myself some sort of Valentine's gift, though-something to commemorate having my life pulled out from under me and still coming out ahead a year later. I'd get a tattoo, but I hadn't considered it until now and I'm not about to do something impulsive just for its own sake. Maybe I'll buy myself some expensive jewelry or something. Hmmmm...

I had initially just planned to get right and properly liquored, so really, anything more than that is a step up.

You know what I'm getting myself...

lots of sex with strangers

Valentine's day is the BEST day to be single ... seriously. Why? Because it's awesome.

A bit vague I understand, but go ahead - grab some friends and head out on Valentines day, your favorite dive even. You'll see.

Biggest party night of the year. Guaranteed.

You're welcome.

[Edited on Feb 08, 2006 by mk700c]

Finally, the only sensible post in this whole damn thread.