Singles, what are you getting yourselves for Vday?

I bought myself this


This




How about you?





[Edited on Feb 06, 2006 by L_aerophile]

drunk, most likely.

Apple Macbook

I've had really bad V-days the past few years so I thought I'd treat myself this year since there's no one around to share it with/fuck it up.

that too.

A box so I can climb in and cry myself alseep while gently rocking back and forth with only a bottle of whiskey to keep my company.


That...or a haircut. Either or.

Im thinking a big bottle of booze a stack of porn and some lube.

Hairy palms? Anyone? How about a couple blisters for the guys? Maybe some new batteries for the ladies out there?
Personally, I'm not getting myself anything. I refuse to recognize that there is even this so-called "holiday" for so-called "couples". I also refuse to recognize that I was born 9 months and 2 days after said imaginary "holiday".

I got myself a bunch of candy last year. Not Valentines candy, but sour licorice, Abba Zabba bars, chocolate cherries, chocolates filled with Malibu, and a bunch of other junk.

I might not get myself anything this year. I got myself birthday presents since I was 19, but didn't last year. I spend enough on myself already anyway.

-ridiculously girlie bubble bath
-a bottle of southern comfort
-a tattoo
-more batteries

what can i say? i love me!

I'll not make myself worse for wear by downing some 13% ABV beer - freakin' PBRs and perhaps some music DVD jammin' ... which could be threatened by what happens next after a great first date last nite! damn! I should have waited?? hehe

+1!!!!!!!!
So I forget V DAY and the next day after!
I am not leaving the house to see all the roses and flowers!

I _like_ that plan. Maybe I'll put a major dent in my booze collection. Actually after considering my disturbingly large booze collection . . . maybe it'll be a minor dent.

best lesbian erotica 2006.... and a bag of reeses peanut butter hearts

A pair of binos and a nice comfy vantage point up in a tree.

Nothing... I never do.

Not a thing. I almost count myself lucky that I've never had a mate on valentines day. What a crap holiday.

I am going to masturbate to the Vagina Monologues.

[Edited on Feb 06, 2006 by Jeff_Fries]

excedrin pm right when i get off work so i dont have time to cry before i pass out.

I would buy more porn, but I just bought a batch and I don't think that new DVDs would reach me in time if I ordered them now!

I might give my left hand a go...he's been on the bench a while...

Woohooo!

I'll probably go out the day after and buy some discounted candy. Good stuff, not those crappy chalk-flavored hearts.

nothing.

mwa ha ha .... take that, Valentine's day

Nothing.