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jake_lex

jake_lex

Lexington, KY
February 2003

JAN 30, 2006 10:21 AM

To hell with the Oscars: the nominations for the really important awards, the Razzies, were announced today. The annual show "awards" the worst movies of the year. This year, the theme can be summed up as follows: remakes and sequels suck.



Son of the Mask, the sequel to The Mask, but minus its star Jim Carrey, earned eight nominations including worst film and actor for Jamie Kennedy.



Tom Cruise is nominated for worst actor for War of the Worlds, alongside Will Ferrell for Bewitched.



The "winners" will be announced on 4 March, 24 hours before the Oscars.



Other worst film nominees are horror movie House of Wax, starring Paris Hilton, Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo and Dirty Love, which starred ex-Playboy Playmate Jenny McCarthy.



The majority of worst picture nominees also get a mention in the worst sequel/remake category along with Bewitched.



Son of the Mask's nominations also included worst supporting actors for Alan Cummings and Bob Hoskins.



Worst actress nominations included Jessica Alba for Fantastic Four and Into the Blue, Hilary Duff for Cheaper by the Dozen 2 and The Perfect Man and Jennifer Lopez for Monster in Law.



Cruise's fiancee Katie Holmes was nominated for worst supporting actress for Batman Begins, Hilton for House of Wax, Jessica Simpson for Dukes of Hazzard and her sister Ashlee Simpson for Undiscovered.



Holmes and Cruise also feature in the newly created category for "the most tiresome tabloid targets", as do The Simpsons.



The full list of nominees can be found here.



Wow, how do you pick a winner out of those choices?

quasi_sean

quasi_sean

Houston, TX
July 2003

JAN 30, 2006 10:24 AM

You award everything to Paris Hilton and never let Jaime Kennedy make another movie again.

MissTyrios

MissTyrios

NEWSWIRE

Allston, MA

JAN 30, 2006 10:46 AM

I am only disappointed by the inclusion of Will Ferrell - the man can do absolutely no wrong as far as I'm concerned.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

JAN 30, 2006 11:27 AM

MissTyrios said:
I am only disappointed by the inclusion of Will Ferrell - the man can do absolutely no wrong as far as I'm concerned.


*Buys MissTyrios a ticket to Bewitched*

MissTyrios

MissTyrios

NEWSWIRE

Allston, MA

JAN 30, 2006 11:46 AM

PointBlank said:

MissTyrios said:
I am only disappointed by the inclusion of Will Ferrell - the man can do absolutely no wrong as far as I'm concerned.


*Buys MissTyrios a ticket to Bewitched*



Sadly (I don't even know if I should admit this), I went to see the movie in the theatre. It wasn't great, of course, but it was entertaining and Will Ferrell was still damn funny!

Perhaps I am too enamoured to judge fairly.

Clio

Clio

SUICIDEGIRL

Netherlands

JAN 30, 2006 11:51 AM

Who cares if Paris can act or not?

quasi_sean

quasi_sean

Houston, TX
July 2003

JAN 30, 2006 11:56 AM

I'm willing to forgive Will Ferrell for a lot of things...but, Bewitched?

Aw fuck...everyone makes mistakes.

*welcomes Will back with open arms.*

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

JAN 30, 2006 12:11 PM

Clio said:
Who cares if Paris can act or not?


People who like movies?

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Calgary, AB
November 2002

JAN 30, 2006 12:19 PM

Keith said:
People who like movies?



To be fair... people who like movies should have probably stayed far, far away from House of Wax anyways.

_kungfoo_

_kungfoo_

Altadena, CA
April 2005

JAN 30, 2006 01:58 PM

I hope Paris Hilton gets really fat and dies.

[Edited on Jan 30, 2006 9:58PM]

Friedhamster

Friedhamster

I'm lost
January 2006

JAN 30, 2006 02:01 PM

KUNGFOO said:
I hope Paris Hilton gets really fat and dies.

[Edited on Jan 30, 2006 9:58PM]




Nah, just really fat and not die. That way little kids will laugh at her.

Snottlebocket

Snottlebocket

Netherlands
March 2004

JAN 30, 2006 02:03 PM

uwe boll's productions could have probably supplied the razzies with their full quota.

Anonym

Anonym

Sarnia, ON
January 2005

JAN 30, 2006 02:26 PM

Friedhamster said:

KUNGFOO said:
I hope Paris Hilton gets really fat and dies.


Nah, just really fat and not die. That way little kids will laugh at her.


Dude, I think you just described the only reason left for Paris Hilton's existance.
love

[Edited on Jan 30, 2006 5:33PM]

Signon

Signon

Austin, TX
June 2005

JAN 30, 2006 02:38 PM

...wow. Alone in the Dark escaped the worst picture category? How can Uwe Boll be the worst director, then, since he's obviously improving? surreal