Fortune Cookies

The most recent fortune cookie had one that said "The day smiles at you when you frown."

Is that supposed to mean that I am supposed to look at the good around me when I feel bad.... or that everyone is laughing at me?

"The chef spit in your food."

"That lump is cancer."

"Smart-assed skeptic- Monkey Man will MAKE you believe!!!"

100 bonus style points for anyone who knows what these are from.

What is the deal with eating them??
That drives me nuts when people do that. IT'S PAPER GOD DAMNIT!!

The most memorable fortune I ever got was:
"Love is seated in front of you"...
Needless to say someone very special to me was indeed seated in front of me.

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I am impressed. That is all.

Um....my teacher once told me that fortune cookies are like envelopes and you can steam them open and insert your own.....very useful skill to know

I was babbling at my friend over dinner because I was all upset about my friends' marriage. (She's being a wench to him while he's dealing with Issues).

I almost choked on my rice when I opened my cookie and found:

"A man's best possession is a sympathetic wife."

The best one I ever got was, "You like Chinese food."

Mine was creepy:
"All the world may not love a lover,
but they will be watching him..."
...(in bed?!?)

Hahah UCB Rocks, I always say that too when I read my fortune's. Like I got one, once that said "Share your happiness with others today." In bed...

How about "A beutiful woman has a message for you"? And then I got an email asking for a divorce. Worst fortune ever!

I only remember eating one fortune cookie in my life (Im sure I ate more as a kid though) But I remember opening one this year and it said "Two friends will become close." I was at a dinner table with two friends. Anyways that night they had sex with eachother, so I guess they did become closer!

my best ever:

"our first and last love is self-love."

it should also be noted that i do have plans to whack it before going to bed tonight.

"The longer the night lasts, the more our dreams will be"

"Ignorance never settles a question"

"Love was not put in your heart to stay....Love is not Love until you give it away"

(I bought a box of cookies....Chinese food makes me gag)

Should mention, I don't think I have ever tasted REAL Chinese food.....

The strangest fortune I've ever got:

"Among the lucky, you are the chosen one".

Well... dessert isn't always right!

I have three that I have taped to the front of my monitor:

"The secret of sucess is constancy of purpose."
"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication." (a personal favorite of mine)
"Every adversity carreis with it the seed of an equal or greater benefit."

But I have a female friend who got one that said "You are a happy man." and a male friend who recieved another that read "You are the light of his life."

*chuckle*

"Wow, he reminds me of a young me."
'You kiddin'? Yung Mi was a hack compared to him."