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LostJunkShot

LostJunkShot

Concord, NC
OLD SKOOL

JAN 05, 2003 01:50 AM

The most recent fortune cookie had one that said "The day smiles at you when you frown."

Is that supposed to mean that I am supposed to look at the good around me when I feel bad.... or that everyone is laughing at me? confused

Hel

Hel

SUICIDEGIRL

Antarctica

JAN 05, 2003 01:51 AM

"help me i'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory"

i actually got that once.... best fortune ever

Cherry

Cherry

SUICIDEGIRL

British Columbia, Canada

JAN 05, 2003 01:52 AM

Eris said:
"stick with your wife"



Ahhh a simpsons fan biggrin

Cherry xx

Hel

Hel

SUICIDEGIRL

Antarctica

JAN 05, 2003 01:53 AM

Cherry said:

Eris said:
"stick with your wife"



Ahhh a simpsons fan biggrin

Cherry xx



and cherry beats me to the reply.... doh!

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Vancouver, WA
August 2002

JAN 05, 2003 01:56 AM

"The chef spit in your food."

"That lump is cancer."

"Smart-assed skeptic- Monkey Man will MAKE you believe!!!"

100 bonus style points for anyone who knows what these are from.

PyronauticA

PyronauticA

Moscow, ID
July 2002

JAN 05, 2003 02:03 AM

What is the deal with eating them??
That drives me nuts when people do that. IT'S PAPER GOD DAMNIT!!

The most memorable fortune I ever got was:
"Love is seated in front of you"...
Needless to say someone very special to me was indeed seated in front of me. love

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Vancouver, WA
August 2002

JAN 05, 2003 02:15 AM

docbombay-

I am impressed. That is all.

biggrin

Obsidian

Obsidian

Lake Forest, CA
December 2002

JAN 05, 2003 02:25 AM

Um....my teacher once told me that fortune cookies are like envelopes and you can steam them open and insert your own.....very useful skill to know

_Sarah_

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003

JAN 07, 2003 12:20 AM

I was babbling at my friend over dinner because I was all upset about my friends' marriage. (She's being a wench to him while he's dealing with Issues).

I almost choked on my rice when I opened my cookie and found:

"A man's best possession is a sympathetic wife."

The best one I ever got was, "You like Chinese food." whatever

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

FEB 13, 2003 09:17 PM

My favorite ever: Accept the next proposition you hear. Seriously, it said that.

Worst I've seen: That wasn't chicken. puke

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

FEB 13, 2003 09:48 PM

Bunny said:
this is the one I got last night:

"A thrilling time is in your immediate future"

I hope so.



A thrilling time is in your immediate future....IN BED!!!

How come adding that to everything never ceases to be fun?

prana

prana

Bloomington, IN
OLD SKOOL

FEB 13, 2003 09:52 PM

Mine was creepy:
"All the world may not love a lover,
but they will be watching him..."
...(in bed?!?)

LiLxSiN

LiLxSiN

Brooklyn, NY
August 2002

FEB 14, 2003 09:13 PM

bowlieweekender said:
A girl I once dated ltaught me to always add the following words to the end of every fortune cookie I encountered:

IN BED.

You'd be surprised how many times it scans perfectly!

Cheers Nigel



Hahah UCB Rocks, I always say that too when I read my fortune's. Like I got one, once that said "Share your happiness with others today." In bed...

Smytus

Smytus

I'm lost
August 2005

OCT 04, 2005 01:16 PM

How about "A beutiful woman has a message for you"? And then I got an email asking for a divorce. Worst fortune ever!

Malinko

Malinko

HOPEFUL

Montreal, QC

OCT 04, 2005 11:29 PM

I only remember eating one fortune cookie in my life (Im sure I ate more as a kid though) But I remember opening one this year and it said "Two friends will become close." I was at a dinner table with two friends. Anyways that night they had sex with eachother, so I guess they did become closer!

undeserving

undeserving

Milwaukee, WI
October 2004

OCT 04, 2005 11:38 PM

my best ever:

"our first and last love is self-love."

it should also be noted that i do have plans to whack it before going to bed tonight.

Fi

Fi

Australia
August 2006

AUG 31, 2006 09:47 PM

"The longer the night lasts, the more our dreams will be"

"Ignorance never settles a question"

"Love was not put in your heart to stay....Love is not Love until you give it away"

(I bought a box of cookies....Chinese food makes me gag)

Fi

Fi

Australia
August 2006

AUG 31, 2006 09:48 PM

Should mention, I don't think I have ever tasted REAL Chinese food.....

Emperor_Norton

Emperor_Norton

Phoenix, AZ
February 2006

AUG 31, 2006 10:46 PM

The strangest fortune I've ever got:

"Among the lucky, you are the chosen one".

Kleio

Kleio

Winona, MN
January 2006

AUG 31, 2006 11:21 PM

Hel said:

Cherry said:

Eris said:
"stick with your wife"



Ahhh a simpsons fan biggrin

Cherry xx



and cherry beats me to the reply.... doh!



Well... dessert isn't always right!

I have three that I have taped to the front of my monitor:

"The secret of sucess is constancy of purpose."
"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication." (a personal favorite of mine)
"Every adversity carreis with it the seed of an equal or greater benefit."

But I have a female friend who got one that said "You are a happy man." and a male friend who recieved another that read "You are the light of his life."

*chuckle*

Eternalxile

Eternalxile

Irving, TX
March 2003

SEP 01, 2006 11:06 AM

MisterSatan said:
You will become aroused by a shampoo commercial.

wink



"Wow, he reminds me of a young me."
'You kiddin'? Yung Mi was a hack compared to him."

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