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ninjatoes

Newport, KY

August 2005

JAN 28, 2006 08:52 PM

CULTURE: Elmo Wants You Dead

Not since the stunts of the Barbie Liberation Organization has a toy sound chip made me giggle so.

Apparently, parents all over the country were shocked and creeped out to hear a character in a book about the friendly Sesame Street monster Elmo threaten their kids.

The Baby David character in "Potty Time With Elmo" says, "Uh oh, who wants to die?" when a read-along button is pushed, NBC News reported.

He's supposed to say, "Uh oh, who has to go?"

The publisher said the sound was recorded correctly, but some consumers hear a different phrase due to compression of the digital audio file.

Crystal Gillum, of Ellensburg, Wash., said she bought the book for her 2-year-old daughter for Christmas. "It really bothered me, and it creeped me out," she said.

MessyJessy

Fort Myers, FL

August 2005

JAN 28, 2006 08:55 PM

We all know who is really behind this...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

MistressMissy

Grand Rapids, MI

March 2003

JAN 28, 2006 08:59 PM

hahah i saw this awhile ago on the daily show
or the corbert report. i dont remember which
but it was hilarious none the less

Hooraydiation

Boston, MA

October 2005

JAN 28, 2006 09:10 PM

But if a puppet were to crap out the human hand lodged inside his bum, he would die.

lyfeforce

Springfield, PA

February 2005

JAN 28, 2006 09:13 PM

best. headline. ever.

alpha_hazard

Fort Collins, CO

April 2004

JAN 28, 2006 09:51 PM

yeah...audio compression..that's the ticket!

MightyTick

Albany, NY

December 2005

JAN 28, 2006 10:00 PM

I think it must be old Mr. Hooper reaching out from beyond the grave!

SetzerGabbiani

Victorville, CA

December 2005

JAN 28, 2006 10:03 PM

It sounds like a glitch in sound timing, and its initial wording was meant to be 'who wants to try?', but it came out as die instead.

Or who knows, maybe The Count is up to something demonic

_panda_

I'm lost

November 2005

JAN 28, 2006 10:24 PM

MessyJessy said:
We all know who is really behind this...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

evil bert and gay ernie!

HOOOOOO!

Argene

Charlotte, NC

June 2004

JAN 28, 2006 10:32 PM

Ahahahahahahahaaaahahahah

I want one!

LinkIsMyHero

USA

February 2005

JAN 28, 2006 10:33 PM

this just about made my day

Tangus

Altamonte Springs, FL

November 2005

JAN 28, 2006 10:33 PM

this is amazing.

I want it.

unrestrained

Austin, TX

December 2005

JAN 28, 2006 10:38 PM

Bwahahaha! This toy kicks ass. And then wipes ass, and flushes like a big boy and / or girl.

Swindy

Whitby, ON

March 2004

JAN 28, 2006 10:39 PM

Fuck Elmo Right there!

[Edited on Jan 29, 2006 by Swindy]

CometLori

Whittier, CA

August 2005

JAN 28, 2006 10:42 PM

OMG my nephew LOVES elmo...I wonder if he has that book.

AngryAdam

Baton Rouge, LA

June 2005

JAN 28, 2006 10:44 PM

Damn. That is the funniest thing I've heard in a while. I wish I owned one.

Tangus

Altamonte Springs, FL

November 2005

JAN 28, 2006 10:45 PM

oh also, this isn't the first time somethingl ike this has happened.

"Beat Up Elmo!" "Shoot His Foot Out!"

BurningKrome

San Jose, CA

April 2005

JAN 28, 2006 11:52 PM

BigGucciPanda said:

MessyJessy said:
We all know who is really behind this...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

evil bert and gay ernie!

HOOOOOO!

Bert was such a butch assed dom !

zbq23

Halifax, NS

February 2004

JAN 28, 2006 11:56 PM

Everyone knows elmo is evil.

jasonzot

Brooklyn, NY

OLD SKOOL

JAN 29, 2006 01:07 AM

I've never liked Elmo. His passive-aggressive ass replaced Grover.

bruce1967

I'm lost

March 2003

JAN 29, 2006 08:30 AM

Should have said: Elmo wants to TRY your mommy.

Toole

United Kingdom

October 2005

JAN 29, 2006 08:42 AM

I HAVE to own a defective copy of that book. Like now.

Mythicus

Lawnside, NJ

May 2004

JAN 29, 2006 08:48 AM

well, i heard the swedish chef plans to murder elmo in his sleep, so it all works out in the end.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Telltale

USA

May 2004

JAN 29, 2006 10:10 AM

Please tell me someone has a soundclip of this.

aktrekker

Spokane, WA

December 2004

JAN 29, 2006 07:51 PM

OK, there is no way a digital audio algorithm completely changed the words. This was a prank. Someone changed it on purpose.

Bravo

But not for kids

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