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1/26/06

The Luc Besson appreciation thread [2]

1/26/06

NEWS: The Revolution Has Been Pornified [2]

1/26/06

Jan 28th, NYC: Idiotarod!

1/26/06

NEWS: New Math: UPN + WB = CW

1/25/06

1/25/06

MEMBER SWAP!!! [3]

1/25/06

Scarlett Johansson's gorgeous nipples [3]

1/25/06

Nice Guy Eddie....Dead

1/25/06

Daniel Robert Epstein: Aeon Flux creator Peter Chung

1/25/06

Longest running celeb crushes [4]

1/25/06

We are not alone! Maybe

1/25/06

Ugly men in Commercials with the beautiful woman [2]

1/25/06

your childhood home

1/25/06

Anyone have an extra gmail invite?

1/25/06

What does vimto taste of?

1/25/06

best Mel Brooks Movie [3]

1/25/06

1/25/06

Being stalked by Fractal?

1/24/06

Online sex in games

1/24/06

"Jumped the shark"

1/24/06

NEWS: The Return of Rollergirls [4]

1/24/06

French guy climbs, perhaps trying to impress girls

1/24/06

another desk thread

1/24/06

Grad school... [2]

1/24/06

NEWS: \"Arrrrrrrrr, Sir!\" [2]

1/24/06

NEWS: Calling All Zombies [2]

1/24/06

A Question for Designers [2]

1/24/06

NEWS: I Want to be Starvin' With Louis

1/24/06

Anonymous Celebrity Quits

1/23/06

Does anyone remember this TV show?

1/23/06

NEWS: The British Make Church Cool! [2]

1/23/06

Daniel Robert Epstein: Felicity Huffman

1/23/06

1/23/06

Looking for a good Overseas/Offshore web host

1/23/06

1/23/06

This Shit is the Shit

1/23/06

Why isn't Barney extinct yet?

1/23/06

Vegan cooking question, urgent!

1/23/06

Underwear, where? [2]

1/22/06

NEWS: Canada Post: "We Don't Distribute Political Porn" [2]

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Onibubba

Hopkinsville, KY

October 2004

JAN 23, 2006 12:02 PM

Yikes! What's the glow? Has he got meteor shit on him?

Dead_Ringer

I'm lost

September 2004

JAN 23, 2006 12:07 PM

Onibubba said:
Yikes! What's the glow? Has he got meteor shit on him?

I don't know, man. But I'm not sticking around to find out!

alpha_hazard

Fort Collins, CO

April 2004

JAN 23, 2006 12:17 PM

DireChocobo said:
On one hand, that premise sounds absolutely stupid. On the other, it makes prefect sense, as I'm certain zombies cannot drive, and have horrid table manners at a restaurant.

and carry on incredibly inaapropriate conversations at high volume in public.

Puddleofbludd1

Alexandria, VA

May 2004

JAN 23, 2006 01:03 PM

What a dumbass book idea...If he writes a book about a lamp monster I am going to send Chris Mcfaralane a $20.

Puddleofbludd1

Alexandria, VA

May 2004

JAN 23, 2006 01:05 PM

jonasgrumby said:

Hell yes!

Puddleofbludd1

Alexandria, VA

May 2004

JAN 23, 2006 01:07 PM

jonasgrumby said:

Hell yes!

Cairo

SUICIDEGIRL

Maryland, USA

JAN 23, 2006 02:48 PM

I love Stephen King. He has such a sick mind.

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

JAN 23, 2006 02:56 PM

Fayd said:
I find it funny that people would get so worked up over a man who, only sells books, because his name looks good at the top. Really the small Stephen and the larger then life KING. Don't beleive me. Ask his publisher. He could write 500 pages of the names he gives his boogers and people would buy it. And why? I have no clue.

Because we're sheep.

And, yes, I have this book pre-ordered. Cell, I mean ... not the booger name one.

Someguysteve

USA

September 2005

JAN 23, 2006 03:07 PM

Now for my 300th novel, a couple... is attacked... by a giant lamp monster.

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY

February 2004

JAN 23, 2006 03:10 PM

Fayd said:
I find it funny that people would get so worked up over a man who, only sells books, because his name looks good at the top. Really the small Stephen and the larger then life KING. Don't beleive me. Ask his publisher. He could write 500 pages of the names he gives his boogers and people would buy it. And why? I have no clue.

its no fun to steal a dead man's joke.

Vaille

Farmington, NM

December 2005

JAN 23, 2006 03:12 PM

The idea behind this new novel has inspired me to write a script for a film. See, zombies crawl out of the television set and kill everyone in a small town before taking over their jobs. Zombie bankers, zombie cashiers, zombies teachers and students, zombie roadworkers, department store clerks, and telemarketers. Then there's Ash who stops by for a piss break on the way to the next town and has to kill them all before they kill him. Zombie bar fights, zombie sex, zombie everything. Eh? EH?!

... I'll go get my coat.

Dane_valek

Tucson, AZ

September 2004

JAN 23, 2006 04:38 PM

This is the bandwagon, Mr. King, would you like to jump on?

norritt

Mesa, AZ

December 2002

JAN 23, 2006 06:34 PM

jonasgrumby said:

hilarious! mark my words the movie based upon this contrivetion will be so much worse then dreamcatcher

xela

Canada

December 2005

JAN 24, 2006 07:13 AM

dreamcatcher hahah that movie was the funniest thing i have ever seen, thank god for eye candy timothy olyphant, and the comic relief of jason lee

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

JAN 24, 2006 07:56 AM

Hey, you know what? The man got hit by a van on foot and survived.

Far as I'm concerned, he can write a 1,000 page novel about his last few trips to the bathroom. He's fucking earned it.

grahf

New York, NY

September 2002

JAN 24, 2006 09:40 AM

But what if those bathroom trips include shit weasels?

Lotus

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

JAN 24, 2006 11:48 AM

You know that joke on that cartoon where he tries to pitch the idea of the haunted lamp? That would have been better.

hadees

Austin, TX

December 2003

JAN 24, 2006 02:37 PM

Dead_Ringer said:
This picture answers a lot of questions, I think:

It's too late for him; save yourself!!

I didn't know Emperor Palpatine was a boston fan.

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