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Andvari

Andvari

Calgary, AB
April 2005

JAN 22, 2006 11:33 PM

Timer said:

FreakPirate said:
Fuck ya'll. I've been home all day. You can't prove shit.

*grabs his dubloons and runs*



We know what you were up to at home, FreakPirate.



Lucy did have an "all girls day." He had a lot of spare time. ARRR!!!

MessyJessy

MessyJessy

Fort Myers, FL
August 2005

JAN 22, 2006 11:51 PM

Timer said:

FreakPirate said:
Fuck ya'll. I've been home all day. You can't prove shit.

*grabs his dubloons and runs*



We know what you were up to at home, FreakPirate.



funniest thing I have ever seen!! hahahahaahahaha

benizdead

benizdead

United Kingdom
February 2003

JAN 23, 2006 02:26 AM

ARRR!!!

JohnnyForeigner

JohnnyForeigner

United Kingdom
July 2003

JAN 23, 2006 02:58 AM

Spuggy said:
the age old question still remains:

"Pirates or Ninja's?"

Which is cooler?



Pirates or ninja's what? surreal

ZPO

ZPO

Roy, WA
July 2004

JAN 23, 2006 03:15 AM

Piracy in that area is a real problem. I read the article and got a chuckle about the cruise ship driving the pirates away with a device that produced "earsplitting sound".

Based on a quick look at:

Navy Fact File - Arleigh Burke Class


DDG-81 Homepage

I have to ask the question - does a 5"/62 round across your bow qualify as an "earsplitting sound"?

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Given what the Somali pirates have been doing in the region over the last decade or so, I am VERY happy to hear somebody took a bite out of them.

SAFETY NOTES TO PIRATES

1) That big gray ship with the white numbers on the bow is not a private sailboat, motor yacht, commercial cargo ship, or cuise ship full of passengers.

2) You probably cannot outrun the big gray ship with white numbers on the bow.

3) Even if you can outrun the big gray ship - you cannot outrun its helicopters.

4) Do not, under any circumstances, shoot at the big gray ship. They have bigger guns than you do. Shooting at the big gray ship is bad.

5) Do not shoot at the helicopters either. The helicopters probably have bigger guns that you do and if they don't - they have torpedoes and you are definitely still in range of the missiles from the big gray ship.

This concludes the safety notes to pirates. Have a nice day.





[Edited on Jan 23, 2006 2:14PM]

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

JAN 23, 2006 03:52 AM

The octopus was very scary.

ChezGeek

ChezGeek

Port Orchard, WA
January 2004

JAN 23, 2006 05:03 AM

MessyJessy said:

Timer said:

FreakPirate said:
Fuck ya'll. I've been home all day. You can't prove shit.

*grabs his dubloons and runs*



We know what you were up to at home, FreakPirate.



funniest thing I have ever seen!! hahahahaahahaha



hahaha the best is the end when he crashes of the bed and is like 'aw! fucker...'

Dark_Templar

Dark_Templar

Auburn, CA
June 2004

JAN 23, 2006 08:02 PM

They traded the rum for RPG's wink

xXDistortMeXx

xXDistortMeXx

South Point, OH
November 2004

JAN 24, 2006 04:18 AM

Tangus said:

MrTom said:
But was there rum?


and why was it gone?





biggrin

Cheech

Cheech

Portland, OR
January 2003

JAN 24, 2006 03:20 PM

You forgot your DOG, you fucking amateurs!

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