NEWS: The Anti-Barbie

I hate it when they rhyme things. I mean doesn't the product have enough substance to stand on it's own without some kind of gimmick in the title?

Hey, if we Americans don't know about it, it never happend, OK?

They forgot the bottle of patchouli accessory.

I think thats why im big busted....played with too many barbies. X_X??

I think I prefer Barbie. Feral Cheryl is ugly. Or is that the point?

I <3 Barbie and all her fun clothes and adventures.

I rated Barbie as a young one. Who else could be the girlfriend / fighting companion to the GI Joes? Lord knows Beachhead or Snake Eyes would never be seen dead hanging out with a dirty bogan like Feral Cheryl.

i liked the motorhome.

I played with Barbie when I was a kid. It's interesting to recall that I never made her subservient to Ken, she was a big bisexual slut, I pierced and painted her face, and cut off all her hair. Her house was the record cabinet, and she lived in squalor under the Neil Diamond LPs.

I'm not against Feral Cheryl the Dumpy Doll. I just hate that she's such an extreme alternative to Barbie.