UK 'Celebrity' Big Brother 2006

I hate myself for starting to watch the whole 'Big Brother' phenomenon in the past couple of years, but I just can't help it.

Anyway, my rundown on the contestants so far:

Chantelle

She is the only one in the house who is not a celeb, she has to pretend she is in a girl band and convince the other housemates that she is. If she fails then she is evicted.
She's as thick as two short planks (she never knew what a Gynecologist was) and looks like a slightly less repulsive version of Paris Hilton.
She is quite sweet tho and for some reason I like her common Essex girl accent.
I would.


Michael Barrymore

The ovation he got going in was amazing, I really hope he wins it because I've always loved the man.
He hasn't talked about that bloke being bummed to death by his swimming pool yet, so hopefully we'll get onto that later in the show.



Preston Samuel

The singer from a shit band called The Ordinary Boys.
Seems ok, a bit full of himself tho and quite boring.



Traci Bingham

Very very very American. Was going on about wearing no underwear and stuff so maybe we'll get a treat later in the show.
A bit mad tho, says and does some really bizarre things and nobody seems to get her sense of humour.
I would.



Maggot

A member of Goldie Lookin Chain. A comedy band from the UK. Nobody actually likes their music, people just pretend to. I can't believe some people still find the 'joke' funny.
All mouth and no trousers I think. He's not said or done alot so far in the house and seems a bit dim too.



Pete Burns

Had one song in the eighties and that's all he's ever done other than make himself look a bit like an uglier Marilyn Manson.
He seems ok tho but does talk some rubbish about his appearance. I warmed to him when he continued to wear his gorilla fur coat even when Jodie was moaning about it, saying he just couldn't give a fuck because he didn't kill it
I think he'll go far in this show.



Rula Lenska

I recognize her as an actress but bizarrely I don't think I've ever seen anything she's been in.
Strange woman but is trying her best to fit in. She'll be the first voted out because she's too old and boring.



Jodie Marsh

Surely she has earnt enough money to get her fucked up nose sorted out by now? It's starting to look like Michael Jackson's.
But other than that I do actually quite fancy her, and I never thought I'd say that about her. She's certainly 100 times better than the repulsive human being that is Jordan. And regardless of Jordan saying they are saggy, she certainly has better breasts than Jordan.
Is crying alot, which is starting to get annoying, and I'm not sure what I think of her personality yet.
I would.



George Galloway

What an utter cunt this despicable twat is.
If we were still hanging for it, he'd have been hung for treason years ago.
A good friend of Saddam Hussein, the man who urged Iraqi soldiers to rise up and kill British troops.
Definitely thinks he is above most people. Is extremely patronizing in the way he talks to anyone younger than himself and you just know that when things don't go his way he's going to stamp his feet and throw his toys out of the pram.



Dennis Rodman

A bigger star than anyone else in the house, but he doesn't do anything. He just mopes about mumbling and complaining. I bet his cock is massive too.
I did cringe a bit when Pete referred to him as a 'big gorilla' but luckily Rodman didn't take offense!
Clearly wants to fuck Chantelle and is really just bemused by the whole thing, I have no idea why he's there because he doesn't seem to know what's going on.
Funniest thing so far is when he was talking to Pete saying he worked for PETA, but actually couldn't give a fuck about what people do to animals!



Faria Alam

Famous, simply for shagging the manager of the England football team.
But she does seem quite nice, quite opinionated and actually very attractive.
Sadly I think she'll be one of the first to go.
I would.

I really don't like the man.

Me neither (as you've probably guessed).
He's EXACTLY as you'd expect him to be in there too, introduced himself as 'member of parliament' and then made everyone stand in a circle and introduce themselves, essentially acting like a headmaster or something.

The way he patronizes the younger people in there is infuriating. I wonder if he paid for his facelift with some of Saddam's money?

I've heard of Dennis Rodman.

I just watched a bit of it live on E4 and they were having this big argument about animal rights, Jodie Marsh started getting a bit pissed off by the looks of it and Traci Bingham was talking loads but actually saying nothing at all.

Oh and apparently with the Barrymore thing, everyone had to sign a disclaimer saying that they would not talk about the swimming pool incident.

I was going to watch it, as I heard Derek Acorah was going to be on it and he's fucking hilarious, but having watched about 5 minutes of it I decided that sitting in silence starring at the wall would be more productive. But I put on a CZW dvd instead.

I hope the girl who isn't famous wins. That would be pretty damn funny...

okay, ashamed as i am to admit it, i just watched some of it and nearly got sucked in......and I'm trying so hard to stay away this time....

[Edited on Jan 08, 2006 by tommythecat420]

What the hell IS that?

he was in a band called Dead or alive there biggest hit was

you spin me right round


he use to look like a man

Pete denies looking like a woman.

I'm not even watching it.

Not by my account.

Same thing I was thinking.

Though I will say I often TiVo stuff from BBC America, just because you guys have some really rather fucked up TV shows.

Chantelle is the SNIZZLE, I think she's really sweet.

Traci is as offensive as it gets.

I just looked at the schedule for that channel. A quite eclectic selection. You should set your TiVo for Black Books on the 13th. That's a quality show.

[Edited on Jan 08, 2006 by mat8drb]

That is such an amazing song tho, he had to sing it on the show yesterday and it just brought back how good it was!

Put it this way - If I was told to do an impression of a stereotypical American celebrity, I'd do her.

And she's always going on about how mean the press are to her. She gets paid for seemingly doing fuck all, so she shouldn't moan about a few journalists calling her a slag!

Not enough people get called tarts these days. That's entertaining.