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Toole

Toole

United Kingdom
October 2005

JAN 01, 2006 01:22 AM

New year's a big party night, I can't have been the only one to have gotten drunk beyond beleif and done very bad things. So what did you do to make a dick of yourself?

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

JAN 01, 2006 03:14 AM

No, I don't drink.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JAN 01, 2006 03:15 AM

I didn't, but I'm one of the ones hosting the party, so I can't get too trashed.

Yes, the party is still happening. Jesus.

Walker

Walker

Redmond, OR
March 2005

JAN 01, 2006 03:19 AM

Nope didn't drink.

Mechanizm

Mechanizm

Australia
December 2005

JAN 01, 2006 04:53 AM

I made napalm and wrote things with it. I also lit up some fireworks which were pretty cool.

No drinking alcohol at all.

Phallen

phallen

United Kingdom
November 2005

JAN 01, 2006 04:55 AM

not as far as i know, though i'm sure someone will remind me if i did.

judypatricia

judypatricia

Brookline, MA
January 2004

JAN 01, 2006 05:00 AM

There's a good chance I hit on UnnecessaryZ's girlfriend. Again.

I_Poop_Too_Much

I_Poop_Too_Much

I'm lost
February 2004

JAN 01, 2006 05:51 AM

Possibly.

xXDaRKeNeDXx

xXDaRKeNeDXx

Ireland
December 2005

JAN 01, 2006 06:15 AM

For once I wasn't the most wasted so a bit of role reversal with me doing the laughing for a change. Might try it more often... actually i take that back.

viva_disgraziata

viva_disgraziata

Brooklyn, NY
February 2003

JAN 01, 2006 06:17 AM

i was a total dick to some idiots at my friend's party. they were smoking weed in the front yard. i was their ultimate buzzkill. i think one of them peed his pants after i laid into them. complete disrespect.

Callahan

Callahan

Seattle, WA
February 2005

JAN 01, 2006 06:20 AM

evberyojne around me was being a cock. I coudn't believe it . I was actually being cool and chillin' out and not causin' no nothintg. C razuy btich motherfuckers. What the fuck man.

Funka_Genocide

Funka_Genocide

Japan
December 2005

JAN 01, 2006 06:26 AM

well...

I popped a girls balloon with my cigarrette for no reason, then I called this one girl a ho, but in a good way, after which she proceeded to hump my leg.

I got some photos of two girls kissing and will most likely use them for blackmail...

hmmm, that's all I can think of!

AughtNaught

AughtNaught

Phoenix, AZ
January 2005

JAN 01, 2006 09:46 AM

other then refusing to drive my drunk friend 20 miles to some party @ 2200, nope.

Synnove

Synnove

SUICIDEGIRL

New Brunswick, Canada

JAN 01, 2006 09:50 AM

i managed to get covered in melted cheese.

unrestrained

unrestrained

Austin, TX
December 2005

JAN 01, 2006 09:53 AM

I was at work last night, so yeah, I was a bit of a dick. However being the guy that had to take one for the team and stay sober to wait on all the drunks kind of gets you bitter.

Funka_Genocide

Funka_Genocide

Japan
December 2005

JAN 01, 2006 09:56 AM

Synnove said:
i managed to get covered in melted cheese.



wow, the only thing i managed was a light spritzing of vodka, you rock.

SirLoins

sirloins

Huntington Beach, CA
October 2005

JAN 01, 2006 09:56 AM

I was in a plane flying back to Germany. I mean, being in a plane doesn't mean you can't get drunk and start a fight with the police, but the sky marshals shoot first. ooo aaa

Rosscoe

Rosscoe

I'm lost
March 2005

JAN 01, 2006 10:05 AM

Only mildly via my dancing.
But thats like everytime i go out

Cherries

Cherries

SUICIDEGIRL

Missouri, USA

JAN 01, 2006 10:33 AM

I giggled alot.
Then I layed on the kitchen floor and giggled.
Thats about it.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

JAN 01, 2006 10:35 AM

No, that lapdance was totally classy.

Funka_Genocide

Funka_Genocide

Japan
December 2005

JAN 01, 2006 10:38 AM

unravled said:
No, that lapdance was totally classy.



bar dancing is not as easy as it looks...

especilly when you're over 6', in japan...

heh, still I don't think it counts as a lap dance. :B

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

JAN 01, 2006 11:27 AM

I mostly just drank beer sitting at the bar and played a towers of hanoi they had while watching the movies they were showing. I did end up dancing later on while wearing this blue pastic hat, but I think everyone thought I was totally awesome and not totally annoying. Right? Guys?

Then I fell asleep sitting up on the couch with my phone in my hand, on silent, so I had no idea I was getting phonecalls.

Yeah dude, I rock.

BlastProcessing

BlastProcessing

USA
OLD SKOOL

JAN 01, 2006 11:29 AM

No. More's the pity.

timirevolting

timirevolting

Astoria, NY
December 2004

JAN 01, 2006 12:13 PM

No, but I did take my dick out!

bluevalentine

bluevalentine

San Antonio, TX
December 2003

JAN 01, 2006 12:17 PM

See, I find it helpful to only drink with people who are more embarassing drunks than I am. That way, no matter what you do, you will never be the biggest douche around.


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