Did *you* make a dick out of yourself last night?

New year's a big party night, I can't have been the only one to have gotten drunk beyond beleif and done very bad things. So what did you do to make a dick of yourself?

No, I don't drink.

I didn't, but I'm one of the ones hosting the party, so I can't get too trashed.

Yes, the party is still happening. Jesus.

Nope didn't drink.

I made napalm and wrote things with it. I also lit up some fireworks which were pretty cool.

No drinking alcohol at all.

not as far as i know, though i'm sure someone will remind me if i did.

There's a good chance I hit on UnnecessaryZ's girlfriend. Again.

Possibly.

For once I wasn't the most wasted so a bit of role reversal with me doing the laughing for a change. Might try it more often... actually i take that back.

i was a total dick to some idiots at my friend's party. they were smoking weed in the front yard. i was their ultimate buzzkill. i think one of them peed his pants after i laid into them. complete disrespect.

evberyojne around me was being a cock. I coudn't believe it . I was actually being cool and chillin' out and not causin' no nothintg. C razuy btich motherfuckers. What the fuck man.

well...

I popped a girls balloon with my cigarrette for no reason, then I called this one girl a ho, but in a good way, after which she proceeded to hump my leg.

I got some photos of two girls kissing and will most likely use them for blackmail...

hmmm, that's all I can think of!

other then refusing to drive my drunk friend 20 miles to some party @ 2200, nope.

I was at work last night, so yeah, I was a bit of a dick. However being the guy that had to take one for the team and stay sober to wait on all the drunks kind of gets you bitter.

wow, the only thing i managed was a light spritzing of vodka, you rock.

I was in a plane flying back to Germany. I mean, being in a plane doesn't mean you can't get drunk and start a fight with the police, but the sky marshals shoot first.

Only mildly via my dancing.
But thats like everytime i go out

No, that lapdance was totally classy.

bar dancing is not as easy as it looks...

especilly when you're over 6', in japan...

heh, still I don't think it counts as a lap dance. :B

No. More's the pity.

No, but I did take my dick out!

See, I find it helpful to only drink with people who are more embarassing drunks than I am. That way, no matter what you do, you will never be the biggest douche around.