My spoon is too big

I like the bent-handled ones, for wee people. But if you use one as an adult, people laugh.

tuesday is coming, did you bring your coat?


My anus is bleeding.

::runs off to watch billy's balloon::

I feel fat and sassy



[Edited on Dec 30, 2005 by LyloniJade]

I'm the Princess of Canada.

-TM

That really is a big spoon.

You're silly, you know that?

-TM

the 'get a bigger bowl' strategy only works for rastafarians and mediocre college football teams...

god i loved that short film. can't believe i don't have it anymore. will have to dl it again.

I thought you were referring to a Tim Hortons commercial.

"4. Tim Horton's guy with a big spoon. Sometimes you just have to write down a commercial's premise just to fully realize its inanity. Witness Tim Horton's latest: a guy comes in with a REALLY BIG SPOON, and when his friends ask about it he says "Well, I heard the new Tim Horton's Vegetable(TM) Soup has really big vegetables." One friend pipes in: "Paul the veggies are big, but ... [points to soup with normal sized vegetables]." That's it! That's all! Just imagine: someone had to write it down somewhere, someplace, because somehow it became a commercial! Then they played it a lot."

I use one of these...



I have a blue one and a green one, but no red

I'll trade you many tiny to medium sized spoons for your spoon what is too big.

Also, for the record Don Hertzfeldt very much dislikes the fact that people trade around his work. Not so much because of copyright violations, but because he thinks the crappy resolution postage stamp sized movie clips detract from his work. You can buy a DVD at his website, http://www.bitterfilms.com/, or even just send him cool stuff and he'll send you one.

dammit! all the good quotes/pictures have already been taken!
silly hats only?