let's hear it for those holiday pounds!

mum's the word...

i am on meds too...i even flubbed the name of one of the Replicants in another thread, and Star Wars is my favorite movie !!

you know, as they say when you get to be our age, you have some good days and you have some bad days...

*puts ice cream in the cupboard*

i seriously just started pricing canes.

mother fucking canes.

*sits on cake*

*edits spelling*

[Edited on Dec 26, 2005 by Meaney]

it's when you sit on the cane ...that's when you know you are really fucked

i can see now how it might appear that i misspelled cane. but no, i was pretending to be old and sitting on a cake, see? and... mister satan should be around any minute to criticize my attempt at humor that failed because it had to be explained.

oh, i got it...really, i did, that was why i was joking how you would be that much more fucked if you sat on the cane, instead of on the cake, and....and...
jesus!!..as if we weren't already unfuckable enough...

edit: to try to make sense, to no avail
what the hell are we talking about??

[Edited on Dec 26, 2005 by brvhrt]

ice cream and cake.

the ice cream messes with my dentures, so i've switched to pudding

but you were just putting it back in the cupboard...?

oh it is the same ice cream carton from last year, i just keep forgetting to throw it away---sooo, back in the cupboard