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Meaney

meaney

Chicago, IL
September 2003

DEC 24, 2005 07:42 PM

my weight's at 212, thanks to the pain killers.
they've constipated me something fierce.

in short, i've gone from 195 to 212.

you can too!

and you foreigners... whatever kilograms... thing... you use...

how much do you gain over the holidays?

man, my head's stuck in that luckily/ unluckily/ luckily thread.
i was gonna be all like, "unluckily, i've gained 17 pounds... luckily, it's mostly due to the inability to move and the fucking pain killers."

but, back to topic...

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

DEC 24, 2005 07:42 PM

Gee, thanks for reminding me.

Ass.

Meaney

meaney

Chicago, IL
September 2003

DEC 24, 2005 07:47 PM

did i mention i'm 3 feet tall?

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

DEC 24, 2005 07:48 PM

Meaney said:
did i mention i'm 3 feet tall?


You damn well better be.

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

DEC 24, 2005 07:49 PM

Fuck man. 212? how tall are you to be that much skinnier than me?
You're Yao Ming, aren't you?

Meaney

meaney

Chicago, IL
September 2003

DEC 24, 2005 07:51 PM

i am three feet tall.

i just... have... really broad shoulders.

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

DEC 24, 2005 07:52 PM

Meaney said:
i am three feet tall.

i just... have... really broad shoulders.



Hah.
That's where I got screwed.
I am actually big boned.
But I am also quite fat.

Meaney

meaney

Chicago, IL
September 2003

DEC 24, 2005 07:54 PM

plus i wear really baggy clothes...
with black, vertical stripes.

my thread sucks, doesn't it?

frown

AughtNaught

AughtNaught

Phoenix, AZ
January 2005

DEC 24, 2005 07:54 PM

all these frosty holiday beverages won't be helping my ass fit in these pants.

bluevalentine

bluevalentine

San Antonio, TX
December 2003

DEC 24, 2005 07:55 PM

I heard you carry all that weight in your peen

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

DEC 24, 2005 07:55 PM

Meaney said:
my thread sucks, doesn't it?

frown


Kinda, yeah.

Hey, you asked.

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

DEC 24, 2005 07:56 PM

BlueValentine said:
I heard you carry all that weight in your peen


No, that's me. Meaney uses his peen to store nuts and berries for the long winter.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

DEC 24, 2005 07:57 PM

Meaney said:
plus i wear really baggy clothes...
with black, vertical stripes.

my thread sucks, doesn't it?

frown


Any thread with fat midgets is okay by me.

bluevalentine

bluevalentine

San Antonio, TX
December 2003

DEC 24, 2005 07:58 PM

tee hee...you said "nuts and berries"

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

DEC 24, 2005 07:58 PM

MisterSatan said:

Meaney said:
did i mention i'm 3 feet tall?


You damn well better be.



But his clit is HUGE!

-TM

Dicey

dicey

United Kingdom
February 2005

DEC 24, 2005 07:58 PM

Last year, the day after Christmas, I got a gastroanteritis (sp?) and threw up for 2 days straight and only had soup for the following 3: I lost about 4 kilos (8pounds?) It was great! (well sort of...)

My martial arts instructor did send the club a message signed with

"you'll pay for those pies eventually"

...

Meaney

meaney

Chicago, IL
September 2003

DEC 24, 2005 08:02 PM

and... i'm pregnant.

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

DEC 24, 2005 08:02 PM

My GOURD, Meaney, whaddaya FEED that thing?!?



-TM

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

DEC 24, 2005 08:03 PM

......I think Santa just cancelled Xmas because of that post.

-TM

Meaney

meaney

Chicago, IL
September 2003

DEC 24, 2005 08:06 PM

i had to take the piercing out.
it made me look fat.

_panda_

_panda_

I'm lost
November 2005

DEC 24, 2005 08:07 PM

i have big belly like polar bear stuck in ice cream store!

Kosomot

kosomot

Pompano Beach, FL
November 2003

DEC 24, 2005 08:11 PM

Meaney said:
and... i'm pregnant.


eeek But you told me you were protected eeek

Meaney

meaney

Chicago, IL
September 2003

DEC 24, 2005 08:14 PM

Kosomot said:

Meaney said:
and... i'm pregnant.


eeek But you told me you were protected eeek



i say a lot of things... for love.
you're rich, right?

anonymouse

anonymouse

Miami Beach, FL
OLD SKOOL

DEC 24, 2005 08:22 PM

I gained 10 pounds, and I went up half a cup size. My boobs hate me.

Also, will someone please remind me to never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever click on the spoiler prompt. There are some things you really, really don't need to see. Ever.

Thanks.

[Edited on Dec 24, 2005 by anonymouse]

_panda_

_panda_

I'm lost
November 2005

DEC 24, 2005 08:24 PM

He is... Big and Rich

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