let's hear it for those holiday pounds!

my weight's at 212, thanks to the pain killers.
they've constipated me something fierce.

in short, i've gone from 195 to 212.

you can too!

and you foreigners... whatever kilograms... thing... you use...

how much do you gain over the holidays?

man, my head's stuck in that luckily/ unluckily/ luckily thread.
i was gonna be all like, "unluckily, i've gained 17 pounds... luckily, it's mostly due to the inability to move and the fucking pain killers."

but, back to topic...

Gee, thanks for reminding me.

Ass.

did i mention i'm 3 feet tall?

You damn well better be.

Fuck man. 212? how tall are you to be that much skinnier than me?
You're Yao Ming, aren't you?

i am three feet tall.

i just... have... really broad shoulders.

Hah.
That's where I got screwed.
I am actually big boned.
But I am also quite fat.

plus i wear really baggy clothes...
with black, vertical stripes.

my thread sucks, doesn't it?

all these frosty holiday beverages won't be helping my ass fit in these pants.

I heard you carry all that weight in your peen

Kinda, yeah.

Hey, you asked.

No, that's me. Meaney uses his peen to store nuts and berries for the long winter.

Any thread with fat midgets is okay by me.

tee hee...you said "nuts and berries"

But his clit is HUGE!

-TM

Last year, the day after Christmas, I got a gastroanteritis (sp?) and threw up for 2 days straight and only had soup for the following 3: I lost about 4 kilos (8pounds?) It was great! (well sort of...)

My martial arts instructor did send the club a message signed with

"you'll pay for those pies eventually"

...

and... i'm pregnant.

My GOURD, Meaney, whaddaya FEED that thing?!?

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-TM

......I think Santa just cancelled Xmas because of that post.

-TM

i had to take the piercing out.
it made me look fat.

i have big belly like polar bear stuck in ice cream store!

But you told me you were protected

i say a lot of things... for love.
you're rich, right?

I gained 10 pounds, and I went up half a cup size. My boobs hate me.

Also, will someone please remind me to never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever click on the spoiler prompt. There are some things you really, really don't need to see. Ever.

Thanks.

[Edited on Dec 24, 2005 by anonymouse]

He is... Big and Rich

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