how would you choose to die

so if you could pick a way that you had to die, what would it be.. i think for me if i was gonna to be killed i would want to be stepped on by the jolly green giant.....

i'd be quite happy to die peacefully in my sleep. but i have a strange feeling that i'm gonna die squished beneath a stack of baked beans at work.

while cumming, seriously

I'd prefer after.

i wanna get shot with a crossbow. i don't know why, but i think it would be neat.

Wow, um....I got nuttin', just as long as itis painful. When you no longer feel pain you are dead or might as well be

In slow motion, just like the movies...

Quickly and quietly in my sleep just like my Grandpa, not screaming and clawing at the glass like the rest of the people in his car.

upside down
boys turning me
inside out
and round and round

Death by smoo smoo.

Can I kill you? I'll wait til it's your time to die..

So it is you who decides when we die.
When is my turn? Wait don't tell!!

Beat me to it dude

Beaten, stabbed (At least 35 times), shot (10 shots please), poisoned, hung, disemboweled then drawn and quartered (Old school style - by horses).

It doesn't have to be in that order.

i dont wanna die!
*wwwwwwaaaahhhhhh!*
nah just nice and while im asleep or something like that. just kinda die...
im boring

Life sucked out of me...via the penis.


Let me clarify....via my penis,

The Salmon Mousse!

What's up you don't like silvers in a cake? C'mon...

When I am 40 if I am not married I will blow my fucking brains out!

1. i want to be crucified.

2. ride down the atom bomb.

tossed head first into a pit of burning babies while having to listen to barry manilows greatest hits

Now THAT'S death wish if I ever heard one....

Piano from above.

Or, if a piano wasn't available at the time, I'd take a buffalo stampede.

Smothered by a hot girl with huge breasts's Breasts.