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SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

DEC 12, 2005 04:44 PM

TedKoppel said:

MisterSatan said:

TedKoppel said:

MisterSatan said:
It's mildly amusing, but not NEARLY as hilarious as watching Bill O'Retard for real. Jesus, that guy needs a thousand CC's of horse tranquilizer like whoa.


Did you know that there's a WAR ON CHRISTMAS??!!! That's right, you only think there are Christmas decorations and songs everywhere. And if they say "happy holidays" instead of "merry Christmas," you should get violent.


See? The man is obviously Kookoo for Cocoa Puffs.


I have a friend who likes him and has a "No Spin Zone" doormat. frown We don't talk politics much.


The thing I don't understand is, you can be the biggest ultra Christian jesus loving pope-hugger in the world, and it is still appropriate to say "Happy Holidays" because there is more than one holiday, jackasses.

Edit: And if you aren't observing the new year also, what are you -- some sort of godless pinko commie from china!?

SO WHY IS O'LIELY WAGING A WAR ON NEW YEARS????

[Edited on Dec 12, 2005 by SirPsychoSexy]

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

DEC 12, 2005 04:50 PM

I wish Dick Clark would get all up in Bill O's grill, for trying to undermine the very values of his rockin' eve.

KMFCM

KMFCM

Peekskill, NY
September 2002

DEC 12, 2005 05:44 PM


that show is excellent

his intros are priceless

and my new e-mail signature is "I'm looking over your shoulder, but only becuase I've got your back"/

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

DEC 12, 2005 07:58 PM

Subrosa said:

Mythony said:

Subrosa said:

Clov said:
Is the t silent in "Report"? cause that's kind of funny.


Yes.

It's French. Bitch.



It's classy, too.


Don't forget grippy.


It's very much a nasalized close-mid rounded back rhotic vowel, and French.

howdidigethere

howdidigethere

Oroville, CA
June 2004

DEC 12, 2005 08:02 PM

the David Spade show is GREAT!

fountainofdreams

fountainofdreams

Batavia, IL
January 2005

DEC 13, 2005 12:30 AM

MisterSatan said:
It's mildly amusing, but not NEARLY as hilarious as watching Bill O'Retard for real. Jesus, that guy needs a thousand CC's of horse tranquilizer like whoa.



*fills syringe with cyanide*

wait, what?

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

DEC 13, 2005 12:39 AM

horatios_dreams said:

MisterSatan said:
It's mildly amusing, but not NEARLY as hilarious as watching Bill O'Retard for real. Jesus, that guy needs a thousand CC's of horse tranquilizer like whoa.



*fills syringe with cyanide*

wait, what?


Eh, close enough.

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

DEC 13, 2005 12:49 AM

Stephen is getting a hard on right now.

Maude

Maude

I'm lost
July 2005

DEC 13, 2005 10:34 PM

my desktop background is (and has been for a while) the shot of Colbert standing in front of a painting of himself standing in front of a painting of himself. because i almost fell on the floor laughing at that the first time i saw it.

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

DEC 13, 2005 10:42 PM

SirPsychoSexy said:
the biggest ultra Christian jesus loving pope-hugger



Huh. He is Catholic. I did not know that. I'd've thought that "war on Christmas" rehtoric would come from our hell-bound, Protestant friends.

[Edited on Dec 14, 2005 by Clov]

kingoftown

kingoftown

Cleveland, OH
October 2005

DEC 13, 2005 10:43 PM

i think it's pretty funny when he introduces the guest, and then walks over to them and take their applause. funny stuff

Dr_U

Dr_U

Bellevue, KY
November 2004

DEC 15, 2005 04:13 PM

KMFCM said:

that show is excellent

his intros are priceless

and my new e-mail signature is "I'm looking over your shoulder, but only becuase I've got your back"/


is that the word?

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