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Keith

Keith

Hooker, OK
August 2002

DEC 10, 2005 06:49 PM

You know what I'm talking about.

20 oz. Coca-Cola. Servings per bottle: 2.5. What?
One package of (2) Pop-Tarts. Serving size: 1 pop-tart. Lies!

Keith

Keith

Hooker, OK
August 2002

DEC 10, 2005 06:51 PM

Regular bag of Doritos. Serving size: about 12 chips. Who stops after 12 chips? For me it should be like "1 whole god-damn bag."

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

DEC 10, 2005 06:52 PM

*sings* And I'm proud to be an American...

Keith

Keith

Hooker, OK
August 2002

DEC 10, 2005 06:53 PM

unravled said:
*sings* And I'm proud to be an American...


...where at least I know I can eat the whole god-damn bag of Doritos?

Iseult

Iseult

United Kingdom
September 2005

DEC 10, 2005 06:58 PM

I eat a large bag of doritos at a time, those regular ones only whet my appetite. biggrin

_Sarah_

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003

DEC 10, 2005 07:34 PM

1/2-cup of ice cream.

A half-cup? From a pint-sized container? They do realize they make special things that allow you to hold the pint in your hand so your hand doesn't freeze, right? tongue

A half-cup of ice cream is, like, six bites.

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

DEC 10, 2005 07:43 PM

Sliced bread. Serving size: one slice of bread. So what the fuck goes on the other side of my sandwich? surreal

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

DEC 10, 2005 07:47 PM



"Does THAT look like THAT?"

-TM

Stiles

Stiles

Philadelphia, PA
November 2002

DEC 10, 2005 07:52 PM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:
Sliced bread. Serving size: one slice of bread. So what the fuck goes on the other side of my sandwich? surreal



Don't you know you're only supposed to eat toast? Geez.

ninetysevencents

ninetysevencents

Rochester, NY
August 2003

DEC 10, 2005 08:31 PM

Keith said:

unravled said:
*sings* And I'm proud to be an American...


...where at least I know I can eat the whole god-damn bag of Doritos?


... and I won't forget the cows, pigs and legumes that died
to give us beef-bacon-cheddarcheese-bean burritos.

_Sarah_

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003

DEC 10, 2005 08:33 PM

Coi said:
Cereal. I always need twice as much cereal as whatever they list as a serving.


No kidding.

ninetysevencents

ninetysevencents

Rochester, NY
August 2003

DEC 10, 2005 08:34 PM

Stiles said:

_DictionaryGirl_ said:
Sliced bread. Serving size: one slice of bread. So what the fuck goes on the other side of my sandwich? surreal



Don't you know you're only supposed to eat toast? Geez.


with one tablespoon of butter or one tablespoon of jam?

datsun

datsun

Richmond, CA
October 2004

DEC 10, 2005 08:38 PM

Coi said:
Cereal. I always need twice as much cereal as whatever they list as a serving.


my weakness is bacon. however much is in front of me is what I consider "a serving". they usually list it on the package as one or two slices. who eats just one slice of bacon with their breakfast? it'll rot before I can finish the package...

MollyMolly

MollyMolly

USA
October 2005

DEC 10, 2005 08:57 PM

The great thing with sodas is, they change the serving size depending on the container size! For example, a 12 oz. can will be "one serving," but then the serving size of the same beverage will be 8 oz. if you're drinking it from a 20 oz. bottle. surreal

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

DEC 10, 2005 09:02 PM

ninetysevencents said:

Keith said:

unravled said:
*sings* And I'm proud to be an American...


...where at least I know I can eat the whole god-damn bag of Doritos?


... and I won't forget the cows, pigs and legumes that died
to give us beef-bacon-cheddarcheese-bean burritos.


And I'd proudly sit down next to you
and consume them all today....

MollyMolly

MollyMolly

USA
October 2005

DEC 10, 2005 09:09 PM

Other things: Peanut butter (I think it is like 1 Tbsp per serving, about enough to cover 25% of a piece of bread). A lot of frozen foods. Pretty much anything in a can (canned soup, etc.): Apparently I eat enough for 2.5 people at every meal, according to those cans. surreal

On the other hand, I have seen packaged lunchmeat that said that the whole freakin' package was one serving. That would feed me for a week! A sandwich made with that much meat would be bigger than I am.

ninetysevencents

ninetysevencents

Rochester, NY
August 2003

DEC 10, 2005 09:32 PM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:

ninetysevencents said:

Keith said:

unravled said:
*sings* And I'm proud to be an American...


...where at least I know I can eat the whole god-damn bag of Doritos?


... and I won't forget the cows, pigs and legumes that died
to give us beef-bacon-cheddarcheese-bean burritos.


And I'd proudly sit down next to you
and consume them all today....


cause there ain't no doubt I love trans-fat.
God bless the USA!

LokisChild

LokisChild

USA
March 2005

DEC 10, 2005 09:47 PM

sobe....one bottle is 2.5 servings? if i could, i'd drink like 8 of those every day....
EL SUICIDO LOCO

ninetysevencents

ninetysevencents

Rochester, NY
August 2003

DEC 10, 2005 10:19 PM

Keith said:
Serving size: 1 pop-tart. Lies!


yeah. why else would a toaster have two slots?

edit: because I spelled it "taoster" whereas I believe the correct term is "taoist".

[Edited on Dec 11, 2005 by ninetysevencents]

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

DEC 10, 2005 10:36 PM

ninetysevencents said:

Keith said:
Serving size: 1 pop-tart. Lies!


yeah. why else would a taoster have two slots?


I eat one at a time *shrugs*
...
Well they are full of sugar!

They make my toofisus hurt.

[Edited on Dec 10, 2005 by SirPsychoSexy]

swingkitten

swingkitten

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

DEC 10, 2005 10:38 PM

ninetysevencents said:

_DictionaryGirl_ said:

ninetysevencents said:

Keith said:

unravled said:
*sings* And I'm proud to be an American...


...where at least I know I can eat the whole god-damn bag of Doritos?


... and I won't forget the cows, pigs and legumes that died
to give us beef-bacon-cheddarcheese-bean burritos.


And I'd proudly sit down next to you
and consume them all today....


cause there ain't no doubt I love trans-fat.
God bless the USA!



You people are keen.

Stiles

Stiles

Philadelphia, PA
November 2002

DEC 11, 2005 12:18 AM

ninetysevencents said:

Stiles said:

_DictionaryGirl_ said:
Sliced bread. Serving size: one slice of bread. So what the fuck goes on the other side of my sandwich? surreal



Don't you know you're only supposed to eat toast? Geez.


with one tablespoon of butter or one tablespoon of jam?



Nope. Dry.

With a whole chicken.

ninetysevencents

ninetysevencents

Rochester, NY
August 2003

DEC 11, 2005 12:51 AM

Stiles said:

ninetysevencents said:

Stiles said:

_DictionaryGirl_ said:
Sliced bread. Serving size: one slice of bread. So what the fuck goes on the other side of my sandwich? surreal



Don't you know you're only supposed to eat toast? Geez.


with one tablespoon of butter or one tablespoon of jam?



Nope. Dry.

With a whole chicken.


Servings per bird: 1

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

DEC 11, 2005 12:55 AM

bok - you've been served

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

DEC 11, 2005 01:10 AM

Stiles said:

ninetysevencents said:

Stiles said:

_DictionaryGirl_ said:
Sliced bread. Serving size: one slice of bread. So what the fuck goes on the other side of my sandwich? surreal



Don't you know you're only supposed to eat toast? Geez.


with one tablespoon of butter or one tablespoon of jam?



Nope. Dry.

With a whole chicken.


Make that four of 'em. And a Coke.

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