NEWS: He Must Use The Tiniest Coke Straws EVER

CULTURE: He Must Use The Tiniest Coke Straws EVER

Michael Jackson, that loveable nut, is in hot water again after authorities found traces of cocaine in his underwear during a police raid.

The investigation is being led by- once again- Santa Barbara's district attorney, Tom Sneddon. A Jackson aide said: “Sneddon still smells blood and is determined to nail Michael.”

Jackson is currently living in Bahrain, allegedly for fear of being arrested upon his return to the States.

lets be honest...does this really suprise anyone?...i would have to be on crazy drugs to think about doing even half the shit that mike pulls.....

STOP IT. I don't care anymore. Can we have some sort of ban on Michael news?

40 pills a day? i dunno bout that... well, he a pretty crazy dude. hahaha, remember when he tried to grow facal hair?

In his underwear?

Is the Nation of Islam still running a lot of his affairs? I knew they were all over him during the trial.

well when his nose was falling off he had to use other appendages.....

To be fair, I really only posted this because I'm a sucker for my own headlines.

20 of those pills are Flinstones Chewables I bet.

Whoa, wait a minute! I'm not denying that the bloke has a penchant for indulging in weird actvities, but this story was published in the Sun newspaper for christsakes! They're about as reliable as your National Enquirer for getting their facts straight.

They're in the business of tabloid news and consequently they have an obligation to entertain the gullible and illiterate.

Quoted Michael Jackson:

Come on now, i'm starting to believe he is just an easy target now. It's like people are thinking about any sort of oddball crime that would look great on tabloids and go "Well, what celebrity would be so dumb/weird to do that?...Hmmm...lemme think...I FOUND IT! Good ol' Jacko!"

Maybe he's going for a change of career (drug mule ?!?!?!?!)

Uh, the Sun is a credible news source now?

Well I happen to stumble upon this story about strip clubs that spray the air with a sex drug to make men spend more money from an equally credible source.

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/sex/61280

ahahahahahaha!

thread title made me snort pepsi through my nose.

I hear Coke is better for that.

with a tiny little coke straw?

I hear Coke will get up in the middle of the night and slaughter your entire family.

I'm not buying Coke.

it was a tiny little pepsi straw.
actually it was a coffee stirrer.

No ... that was the NEW Coke.
Coke Classic is very mellow.

you may have a market there....i'm sure there's plenty of stupid people who would buy pepsi straws!

i would really like an answer to the underwear thing
...why?