Jennifer Lopez's generous shape and Kylie Minogue's pert behind repeatedly top polls of the figures that most women would like to have.

The Shapes Contour Panty is described as "ingenious" by one lingerie website and according to the manufacturer, Falkes, completely sold out when first launched. A spokesman for the company told me they would make me feel sexy and help me "work my curves".

So does that mean men will have to reply 'yes' to the infamous question, "Does this make my bum look big"?

Side effects could be quite useful- for instance, if riding Japanese subways.

One stranger even felt the urge to pinch my more voluptuous bottom, but I had to be told by a friend that he was doing it as I couldn't feel a thing through the padding.

LokisChild

USA

March 2005

DEC 01, 2005 11:45 AM

hmmm...i wonder if they have this for guys....my boy is always complaining that he has that dreaded disease, nassatall...(no ass at all for those of you not in the know)...and it's true...he has no ass...it just kinda goes "back back back back legs".....mebbe i'll get him this for christmas?

thestral

Manassas, VA

August 2005

DEC 01, 2005 11:52 AM

Why would I want a rounder ass that people could fondle without my being aware of it?

On the other hand, if the padding is that thick, it would perhaps double as a cushion when sitting for long periods of time.

Munke

Penngrove, CA

May 2004

DEC 01, 2005 11:59 AM

I think they stole this idea from King of the Hill.

Oh yes, Hank has been there and done that already.

Take THAT, Japan!

(As a sidenote, anything that helps keep the women on the subway from being affected by accosters is A-OK in my book!)

Lufy

Ithaca, NY

May 2004

DEC 01, 2005 02:05 PM

"I got molested on a subway and never knew it......and so can you!"

Is that the official product endorsement they're going after?

BurningKrome

San Jose, CA

April 2005

DEC 01, 2005 02:38 PM

"No Honey...those pants don't make you look fat. It's your ass..."

In a surprise announcement, Ben Affleck announced his separation from J-Lo. He declined to comment on his facial bruising, nor his difficulty in walking without bending over...

Ragdoll

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

DEC 01, 2005 02:42 PM

LokisChild said:
hmmm...i wonder if they have this for guys....my boy is always complaining that he has that dreaded disease, nassatall...(no ass at all for those of you not in the know)...and it's true...he has no ass...it just kinda goes "back back back back legs".....mebbe i'll get him this for christmas?

*Giggles* with you on that.

Koleeta

Los Angeles, CA

May 2003

DEC 01, 2005 02:48 PM

ClubsBabyJesus said:
Best thread title ever...in relation to what the actual story is about.

indeed. I laughed out loud.

Stumbleine

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

DEC 01, 2005 02:50 PM

that sounds comfortable.

datsun

Richmond, CA

October 2004

DEC 01, 2005 04:03 PM

I wonder if they'll let me donate part of my ass? I have plenty.

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL

November 2004

DEC 01, 2005 04:14 PM

If i were the ad wizards at ebay i'd be buying the rights to that song right this fucking minute.

lilyk

I'm lost

December 2004

DEC 01, 2005 04:52 PM

datsun said:
I wonder if they'll let me donate part of my ass? I have plenty.

I hear that, let's try ebay.