I'm mildly drunk

I may be mildly drunk. I was sober enough to navigate my way home safely.
I wish Roethke left me messages,

Charley too, for that matter.

She's mine and you can't have her.

Futhermore, I'll kill you.

Damn Unravled, why you gotta waste my flavor?

"Damn, that shit is bananas."

"Bananas? That shit so crazy it's mangoes."

[Edited on Nov 26, 2005 by unravled]

you people are drunk.

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i'm working on it.

You're all like, "Yeah, I'm marrying Mr. Satan. And I got these fly English birds on the side".

And I'm all like, "Yo, I wouldn't mind hollering at some fly English hunnies".

And you're all like, "No. I'll kill you."

And I'm all like " "

Listen, you "holler" at all the "fly English hunnies" you like. Except Charley. Charley...she's different. She's special. She's MINE and she'll tell you so.

/flag

I'll kill you.

Life is unfair.

I never said she had to holler back.

i think you should ahve fun with yourself

When drunk and alone I usually end up thinking about the crap in my life and why it doesnt get better.
Like why this girl I liked (past tense - key word), took out to dinner and a few drinks proceeded to come home with me, keep drinking and end up sleeping with my roommate. Poor guy was so drunk he didn't remember how he got home, nor remembers sleeping with her - but I was sober. Sober so I could be a gentleman and drive her home instead of insisting she stay over.

Or how the first girl I told I loved, moved to NY to go to art school. I'm glad shes following her dreams and I wouldn't stop that for anything... but dammit it sucked.

Or...

Or...

So I decided drinking alone is a bad thing, and have since stopped doing it. I rarely get drunk anymore (though I drink fairly often) because that is what happens, and I end up feeling like I should be crying, but having no tears come out.

I'm almost glad I can't drink anymore...

Getting drunk by yourself
ain't a lotta fun
but a man's got to do what's got to be done
I get drunk... all by myself

I can mutter all night under my breath
about the government, love, money or death
could say up is down or black is white
there's nobody there to say I ain't right

I get drunk... all by myself

I don't need a friend, but I do need a drink
it loosens up my mind it helps me think

to get drunk... all by myself

concerned family members all out of the cue
worried about me being all self-destructive
I been hurt, wounds run deep
booze is the cure that helps me sleep

I'm gonna get drunk... all by myself

booze is religion, me I'm a convert
kneeling to pray in the church of hurt
liquor is my shepherd, i am done,
bring me to the valley of the drunk

I get drunk... all by myself

[Edited on Nov 27, 2005 by Lemonkid]

Getting mildly drunk alone is the best thing. I much prefer it to drinking with my work colleagues. At home I drink to taste the drink, and to enjoy posting mad shit on here, and dust off my air guitar to my favourite music.

Of course, drinking to escape reality is bad. Mmmkay?

Last time I was mildly drunk I worked on a world literature paper about Kiss of the Spider Woman and Chronicle of a Death Foretold, and I also checked the television to make sure I wasn't going to get killed by a tornado. And I also danced to some ska and rocksteady. I think that I can dance pretty well when I'm slightly drunk and nobody is watching.

[Edited on Nov 27, 2005 by Ska_Boss]

Yeah that was really good.