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Roethke

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

NOV 26, 2005 09:28 PM

What do you do when you find yourself drunk and alone? Besides weeping bitterly, I mean.

I've been working on some wee projects, and inadvisedly operating small power tools. And making saucy comments to people who do not warrant this level of sauciness from a strange girl whom they have never met.

Roethke

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

NOV 26, 2005 09:29 PM

And how do you "find" yourself? Are you shocked into sobriety when you discover yourself in such an appalling state?

Hooraydiation

Hooraydiation

Boston, MA
October 2005

NOV 26, 2005 09:31 PM

Start a video series called, "Girls Gone Mild". Watch sexy coeds slowly sway from side to side as they eat Oreos straight from the package before calling it an early night.

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

NOV 26, 2005 09:38 PM

What? I get drunk alone on a regular basis. Nothing wrong with it.
Here's some reading material for you: The Zen of Drinking Alone.

[Edited on Nov 27, 2005 by MrStitches]

ChezGeek

ChezGeek

Port Orchard, WA
January 2004

NOV 26, 2005 09:43 PM

Hooraydiation said:
Start a video series called, "Girls Gone Mild". Watch sexy coeds slowly sway from side to side as they eat Oreos straight from the package before calling it an early night.


biggrin

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

NOV 26, 2005 09:43 PM

Roethke said:
And how do you "find" yourself? Are you shocked into sobriety when you discover yourself in such an appalling state?



I just sit in front of the Playstation 2 until I get sleepy.

A caveat, however. Don't smoke pot and try to watch Tron. It'll freak you out. Seriously.

-TM

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

NOV 26, 2005 09:46 PM

thefreak said:

Roethke said:
And how do you "find" yourself? Are you shocked into sobriety when you discover yourself in such an appalling state?



I just sit in front of the Playstation 2 until I get sleepy.

A caveat, however. Don't smoke pot and try to watch Tron. It'll freak you out. Seriously.

-TM



How they hell else are you supposed to watch Tron?

Rosscoe

Rosscoe

I'm lost
March 2005

NOV 26, 2005 09:48 PM

I'm just drunkenly posting on SG when i have work in 3 hours.

Whoopsy!

causticshock

causticshock

Seattle, WA
October 2005

NOV 26, 2005 09:49 PM

I sit on the top of the roof with my camera waiting for the AirTraffic controlers to direct the planes over my house again so I can't get the picture I've invisioned, hoping I don't fall of my roof because I'm drunk. All while listening to such great bands like
Killing Joke
IAMX
Leftfield
Massive Attack
Refused
A Perfect Circle
The adolescents
The Accused
Fuck I'm rambling and It's cold as hell out here. frown whatever smile confused love mad eeek wink shocked biggrin surreal blackeyed blush kiss
Then I goto sleep and realize that I've gotten drunk for the last 7 days straight.
And perfect the art of rolling cigarettes.

[Edited on Nov 26, 2005 by causticshock]

alpo

alpo

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

NOV 26, 2005 09:50 PM

Listen to music. Talk to myself a lot (alternating between nonsensical wisecracks and a neverending monologue about what's wrong with women). Stumble over nonexistent objects on the floor. Make a big mess cooking greasy food in strange combinations (chicken and refried-bean burritos with teriyaki sauce!).

Now that I reread that list, it's exactly the same as I spend my alone sober time.

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

NOV 26, 2005 09:52 PM

alpo said:
chicken and refried-bean burritos with teriyaki sauce!


That sounds really fucking good. shocked

Gridmnky

Gridmnky

New York, NY
October 2005

NOV 26, 2005 09:53 PM

I continue to drink and watch whatever bad movie is on TBS or TNT. If the movie is too good, I put in my DVD copy of Roadhouse or Big Trouble in Little China. And then I drink some more.

-g-

surlyclown

surlyclown

Los Angeles, CA
March 2004

NOV 26, 2005 09:54 PM

It's windy as hell, I'm alone in someone else's house and not wearing pants. I need another drink, though it's doubtful I will find myself. Ah, copious tears.

Damn, that was almost a haiku...except for the way too many syllables part.

Roethke

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

NOV 26, 2005 09:57 PM

Gridmnky said:
I continue to drink and watch whatever bad movie is on TBS or TNT. If the movie is too good, I put in my DVD copy of Roadhouse or Big Trouble in Little China. And then I drink some more.

-g-


I gear my terrible movie viewing more towards bad scifi. Along the lines of "First Spaceship on Mars" caliber of entertainment. And I talk to myself. Which doesn't always work out, because I'm not actually alone, just mostly alone. My boyfriend is somewhere lost in the depths of the house with a computer and World of Warcraft, and he seems to think I'm talking to him every time I try to have a good conversation with the wall.

alpo

alpo

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

NOV 26, 2005 10:02 PM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:

alpo said:
chicken and refried-bean burritos with teriyaki sauce!


That sounds really fucking good. shocked


I'll call you next time. biggrin

Charley

Charley

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

NOV 26, 2005 10:09 PM

I am monstrously drunk, it's 6am and I just ate a huge sandwich in an attempt to sober up but then I washed it down with a shot of Sambucca...and as usual I am alone and on the verge of weeping bitterly, boo hoo.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

NOV 26, 2005 10:12 PM

Charley said:
I am monstrously drunk, it's 6am and I just ate a huge sandwich in an attempt to sober up but then I washed it down with a shot of Sambucca...and as usual I am alone and on the verge of weeping bitterly, boo hoo.


Baby, you're never alone when I'm around.

Charley

Charley

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

NOV 26, 2005 10:26 PM

unravled said:

Charley said:
I am monstrously drunk, it's 6am and I just ate a huge sandwich in an attempt to sober up but then I washed it down with a shot of Sambucca...and as usual I am alone and on the verge of weeping bitterly, boo hoo.


Baby, you're never alone when I'm around.




Ssssssgoood *hic*

Charley

Charley

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

NOV 26, 2005 10:26 PM

Waaah waaah waaaaaah waaaaaaa!

Gridmnky

Gridmnky

New York, NY
October 2005

NOV 26, 2005 10:28 PM

Roethke said:

Gridmnky said:
I continue to drink and watch whatever bad movie is on TBS or TNT. If the movie is too good, I put in my DVD copy of Roadhouse or Big Trouble in Little China. And then I drink some more.

-g-


I gear my terrible movie viewing more towards bad scifi. Along the lines of "First Spaceship on Mars" caliber of entertainment. And I talk to myself. Which doesn't always work out, because I'm not actually alone, just mostly alone. My boyfriend is somewhere lost in the depths of the house with a computer and World of Warcraft, and he seems to think I'm talking to him every time I try to have a good conversation with the wall.



War craft will be the death of you...video game widow...I was one of those once...my girlfriend was into Grand Theft Auto...wouldn't see her for days. I finally "accidently" broke the PlayStation. Got her for at least 2 months before I felt bad and bought her another for Christmas. We didn't last much longer after that....she picked up War Craft in the interim.
smile

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

NOV 26, 2005 10:31 PM

Charley said:
Waaah waaah waaaaaah waaaaaaa!


love See? This is why I want to have your babies.

Roethke

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

NOV 26, 2005 10:31 PM

Gridmnky said:

Roethke said:

Gridmnky said:
I continue to drink and watch whatever bad movie is on TBS or TNT. If the movie is too good, I put in my DVD copy of Roadhouse or Big Trouble in Little China. And then I drink some more.

-g-


I gear my terrible movie viewing more towards bad scifi. Along the lines of "First Spaceship on Mars" caliber of entertainment. And I talk to myself. Which doesn't always work out, because I'm not actually alone, just mostly alone. My boyfriend is somewhere lost in the depths of the house with a computer and World of Warcraft, and he seems to think I'm talking to him every time I try to have a good conversation with the wall.



War craft will be the death of you...video game widow...I was one of those once...my girlfriend was into Grand Theft Auto...wouldn't see her for days. I finally "accidently" broke the PlayStation. Got her for at least 2 months before I felt bad and bought her another for Christmas. We didn't last much longer after that....she picked up War Craft in the interim.
smile


I've come to accept Warcraft like some people have to accept a nosy SO's family. It's there. Nothing can be done about it. But my eyes glaze over and I slump in my chair whenever he starts takling about it.

Gridmnky

Gridmnky

New York, NY
October 2005

NOV 26, 2005 10:34 PM

Yes, there is salvation....BEER. At least for me. That and work. I don't have any SO's cause theatre is a cruel mistress and working 6 nights a week doesn't go over very well with people. Who knew girls would want me aroung more than 1 night a week. whatever

Charley

Charley

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

NOV 26, 2005 10:34 PM

unravled said:

Charley said:
Waaah waaah waaaaaah waaaaaaa!


love See? This is why I want to have your babies.




My love, you are so easy to please. Waaa.

NoFi

NoFi

Redondo Beach, CA
February 2004

NOV 26, 2005 10:43 PM

the only thing to do when you're mildly drunk is to drink until you are exceedingly drunk.

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