I'm mildly drunk

Start a video series called, "Girls Gone Mild". Watch sexy coeds slowly sway from side to side as they eat Oreos straight from the package before calling it an early night.

What? I get drunk alone on a regular basis. Nothing wrong with it.
Here's some reading material for you: The Zen of Drinking Alone.

[Edited on Nov 27, 2005 by MrStitches]

I just sit in front of the Playstation 2 until I get sleepy.

A caveat, however. Don't smoke pot and try to watch Tron. It'll freak you out. Seriously.

-TM

How they hell else are you supposed to watch Tron?

I'm just drunkenly posting on SG when i have work in 3 hours.

Whoopsy!

I sit on the top of the roof with my camera waiting for the AirTraffic controlers to direct the planes over my house again so I can't get the picture I've invisioned, hoping I don't fall of my roof because I'm drunk. All while listening to such great bands like
Killing Joke
IAMX
Leftfield
Massive Attack
Refused
A Perfect Circle
The adolescents
The Accused
Fuck I'm rambling and It's cold as hell out here.
Then I goto sleep and realize that I've gotten drunk for the last 7 days straight.
And perfect the art of rolling cigarettes.

[Edited on Nov 26, 2005 by causticshock]

Listen to music. Talk to myself a lot (alternating between nonsensical wisecracks and a neverending monologue about what's wrong with women). Stumble over nonexistent objects on the floor. Make a big mess cooking greasy food in strange combinations (chicken and refried-bean burritos with teriyaki sauce!).

Now that I reread that list, it's exactly the same as I spend my alone sober time.

That sounds really fucking good.

I continue to drink and watch whatever bad movie is on TBS or TNT. If the movie is too good, I put in my DVD copy of Roadhouse or Big Trouble in Little China. And then I drink some more.

-g-

It's windy as hell, I'm alone in someone else's house and not wearing pants. I need another drink, though it's doubtful I will find myself. Ah, copious tears.

Damn, that was almost a haiku...except for the way too many syllables part.

I'll call you next time.

Baby, you're never alone when I'm around.

War craft will be the death of you...video game widow...I was one of those once...my girlfriend was into Grand Theft Auto...wouldn't see her for days. I finally "accidently" broke the PlayStation. Got her for at least 2 months before I felt bad and bought her another for Christmas. We didn't last much longer after that....she picked up War Craft in the interim.

See? This is why I want to have your babies.

Yes, there is salvation....BEER. At least for me. That and work. I don't have any SO's cause theatre is a cruel mistress and working 6 nights a week doesn't go over very well with people. Who knew girls would want me aroung more than 1 night a week.

the only thing to do when you're mildly drunk is to drink until you are exceedingly drunk.