expand your vocabulary....with slang

While it has come to mean many other things, awesomesauce is fun slang for baby batter.

booty seizure = that thing that girls do when they shake their ass really hard and it looks like their butt cheeks are possessed by demons.

Check it, my weed smoke is my lye
A ki of coke is a pie
When I'm lifted, I'm high
With new clothes on, I'm fly
Cars is whips and sneakers is kicks
Money is chips, movies is flicks
Also, cribs is homes, jacks is pay phones
Cocaine is nose candy, cigarettes is bones
A radio is a box, a razor blade is a ox
Fat diamonds is rocks and jakes is cop
And if you got rubbed, you got stuck
You got shot, you got bucked
And if you got double-crossed, you got fucked
Your bankroll is your poke, a choke hold is a yoke
A kite is a note, a con is a okey doke
And if you got punched that mean you got snuffed
To clean is to buff, a bull scare is a strong bluff
I know you like the way I'm freakin' it
I talk with slang and I'ma never stop speakin' it

nuff said

A burglary is a jook, a woof's a crook
Mobb Deep already explained the meanin' of shook
If you caught a felony, you caught a F
If you got killed, you got left
If you got the dragon, you got bad breath
If you 730, that mean you crazy
Hit me on the hip means page me
Angel dust is sherm, if you got AIDS, you got the germ
If a chick gave you a disease, then you got burned
Max mean to relax, guns and pistols is gats
Condoms is hats, critters is cracks
The food you eat is your grub
A victim's a mark
A sweat box is a small club, your tick is your heart
Your apartment is your pad
Your old man is your dad
The studio is the lab and heated is mad
I know you like the way I'm freakin' it
I talk with slang and I'ma never stop speakin' it

Chorus (2X)

The iron horse is the train and champaign is bubbly
A deuce is a honey that's ugly
If your girl is fine, she's a dime
A suit is a fine, jewelry is shine
If you in love, that mean you blind
Genuine is real, a face card is a hundred dollar bill
A very hard, long stare is a grill
If you sneakin' to go see a girl, that mean you creepin'
Smilin' is cheesin', bleedin' is leakin'
Beggin is bummin, if you nuttin you comin
Takin' orders is sunnin', an ounce of coke is a onion
A hotel's a telly, a cell phone's a celly
Jealous is jelly, your food box is your belly
To guerrilla mean to use physical force
You took a L, you took a loss
To show off mean floss, uh
I know you like the way I'm freakin' it
I talk with slang and I'ma never stop speakin' it

i try

I am rather fond of this one:
Burt Reynolds = cock block

"Ouch did you just see what happened to Jim? That dude just Burt Reynoldsed him "

Atonement - reciprocating oral sex.
Confession - blowjob
Communion - cunnilingus
Salvation - sex
Frankensence and Myrhh - Ass to mouth
Holy Water - cum
Kissing the crucifix - fellating a dildo
Old Testament - missionary position
New Testament - cowgirl position
Bible - kama sutra
ash wednesday - teabagging........wednesday is optional.
pastor - cock
pastor in the pulpit - clitoris
Altar - tits.

Oooh! I remember one.

"Kick rocks" means "get the hell out of here!". Like what happens if you spin tires in gravel.

i think i like

Boo-boo head it means whore

and i thought it meant owy

But booty seizure is way funnier.

I'm glad we finally have a name for this.

Then whats a butt aneurysm?

Hemhorroids.

or bum grapes.

nice. Big L, RIP.

stole my line,
nice big l

Thats funny i grew up in the Brick City (New Jersey) and I always thought that the term "Giving Knowledge" meant : To inform To educate
I may be wrong (but I doubt it) but I don't get "Giving Knowlegde" as Fellatio unless the person who used the term was telling you how they like it in a certain why
by which Giving Knowledge would be used

Put some tussin' on it

its not like i was bein covert i copied it right from a lyrics page i thought the chorus 2x woulda gave that away