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photoline

photoline

Edmonton, AB
January 2005

NOV 15, 2005 09:45 AM

...and guess how long that stuff lodges in your colon...

Cathedral

Cathedral

Toledo, OH
August 2005

NOV 15, 2005 11:02 AM

I once ate a ten-year-old can of La Choy. It tasted like the can.

Joual said:

keagan said:

ilcapitano said:

Gwendolyn said:
It's just a little airborne...



You don't make friends with sa-lad! You don't make friends with sa-lad!

I think that episode is the single best source for classic one-liners.

EL SUICIDO LOCO




It's just a little slimy...

ARRR!!!




It's still good, it's still good!



It's gone....



" 'It's a BBBQ! The extra 'B' is for BYOBB!' What's that extra "b" for?"

"That's a typo."

bonkersgoldfish

bonkersgoldfish

United Kingdom
November 2005

NOV 15, 2005 12:33 PM

Trucker_Fiction said:
reading this makes my mouth water for a MRE. (Meal, Ready to Eat)... it's what the military uses for food in the field/combat. Imagine spaghetti with meat sauce that has a 10 year shelf life. yum. puke



"meat sauce"... how delightfully vaguely unappetising biggrin

venomkid

venomkid

I'm lost
January 2003

NOV 15, 2005 03:16 PM

bonkersgoldfish said:

Trucker_Fiction said:
reading this makes my mouth water for a MRE. (Meal, Ready to Eat)... it's what the military uses for food in the field/combat. Imagine spaghetti with meat sauce that has a 10 year shelf life. yum. puke



"meat sauce"... how delightfully vaguely unappetising biggrin



There's a flavor of Ragu that claims in banner letters on the front of the jar "FLAVORED WITH MEAT".

surreal

DarthSmurf

DarthSmurf

Saint Petersburg, FL
December 2003

NOV 16, 2005 07:43 PM

OK, here's the deal.... Twinkies, stuffed with Spam.

It never goes bad, but NO ONE will eat it!

PseudoNiMH

PseudoNiMH

Garden City, ID
August 2005

NOV 17, 2005 10:08 AM

Look, Bob, your favorite! A Twinkie wiener sandwich!

Skeksi

Skeksi

Chicago, IL
December 2003

NOV 17, 2005 01:08 PM

PseudoNIMH said:
Look, Bob, your favorite! A Twinkie wiener sandwich!



You wanna quote UHF in a Simpsons quote dominated thread, you're ok with me.

Anissa

Anissa

Detroit, MI
March 2004

DEC 02, 2005 10:51 AM

Way to go guys.
Who would have thought that dry, well packaged foods wouldn't last long.

So...

How about that bird flu?

midnight8x

midnight8x

Leominster, MA
May 2005

DEC 02, 2005 11:03 AM

I like Jerry Seinfeld's quote:

"ever drink milk after the expiration date? .... scariest thing in the world isn't it?"

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