ass pennies

any pointers?

Well first go to the bank and get $5 in pennies, then go home and stick them all up your ass..one at a time of course. Do this for a week and then go buy yourself a nice dinner at one of the restaurant he goes to paying entirely in your ass pennies. Chances are that when he gets change hell get your ass pennies for change, and that will give you the upper hand...

favorite ucb scene thought i'd share

Have you been drinking by any chance?

i give ass pennies advice all the time.

I've actually seen this somehow, though I have no idea what it is.

it is from the people that did the state, that tv show on comedy central. i cant remember the name

Spare change for some SuperCool? No ass pennies, please...

It's not the State. It's the Upright Citizen's Brigade.

Ass pennies.
Poo sticks.
Bucket Of Truth.
Spagitti, Vomit, and Fecal Jesus.
The Tittie Brothers.
Super Cool.

Ahhh, The Upright Citizens Brigade. I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers the fallen of obscure sketch comedy.

u cant forget the edible panties technology

or the not so terrible mud golem.

I talk about the ass pennies on a daily basis with Mr. Satan it seems, I'm surprise anybody else even remembers that skit though .

Don't forget Bong Boy, the Hot Chicks room, and the Bucket of Truth.

and don't forget Little Donny!

the UCB theatre here in NYC has a closet with a sign above that reads 'Hot Chicks Room'

"So how'd you get in the wheelchair?"

Hong Kong Danger Duo, YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE DANGER!!

Best sketch comedy ever. I love how all the skits come together in the end, and the writing is pure genius. I hope Comedy Central releases the second and third seasons on DVD one of these days.

"No Lady of the Lake . You don't chamba"

Ass pennies are one thing. It's when you start doing it with silver dollars that you have a problem.

And little Donny rocks my socks.

The thread title made me think of when I fall asleep with spare change on my bed, and it sticks to my ass/legs, and falls off when I'm in the shower. That always cracks me up for some reason.

my favorite part of the dvd is the live Q&A commentary where Amy Poehler talks about getting your "red wings"

chumba!