NEWS: Shocking Male Contraceptive

CULTURE: Shocking Male Contraceptive

Apparently men in Serbia have found electrocution to be a useful contraceptive method.

Electric play with benefits!

Anyone else picturing a car battery?

A few minutes in a very hot tub supposedly has much the same effect.

Telling your sperm that Elijah Wood is playing Iggy Pop also stuns them into immobility.

And sounds a heck of a lot nicer than electrocuting them.

I'd prefer to go without sex than having my bollocks electrocuted

*Runs off to tell BDSM group*

hahahaha. zapppppppppppp! aughhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nuh-uh...really?
On topic, I went out with a guy that was into electroplay. He'd be happy to know it might be killing his little swimmers.

hmmm. electrocuting your genetalia. yeah, thats birth control. its called natural selection.

Oh and while you're in there you can throw a hairdryer in as well. That should kill a ton of sperm! Man I'm a genius.

a person with my sense of humor!

numb nuts

Doesn't electrocution mean to kill (execute) with electricity? That would mean this is electrocuting sperm via electric shocks to the scrotum.

Common use seems to be taking it to the electric shock == electrocution, but it's still risky to say --

"I've sorry Mrs Jones but while you were at work little Timmy was electrocuted" when in fact little Timmy is fine, be it with a new hair style.

It works, but it takes a few weeks, and it only has to be the scrotum/testicles. The water has to be much hotter than is really safe to fully bathe in, though.
I saw it on the discovery channel, a bunch of European scientists made this special ball bath thingy you can sit on and had a thermostat and a gentle weight attachment to prevent "floating"

Any ways, yeah it took a couple weeks to become virtually sterile using the machine for about 10 minutes a day each day. They successfully did this for three months with no long or short term side-effects, and when they stopped everything went back to normal in the same couple weeks.

I wish there was a vomiting up my soul emoticon.

*hugs his box of condoms.*

this sounds promising.

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hmmm ... i wonder if you would get the same effect peeing on a live socket...

Maybe you'd get the same effect if you went to Republika Hrvatski and saw their high AIDS rate.

....
BWA hahahahaahahahahaha...
*gasp*
BWA HA HA HA HA hahaha haa hahaha!!

"He added: "We are hoping to have a small battery powered version on sale in the shops in time for Xmas." "

I don't know why, but this just cracks me up. "Honey, I bought you this for Christmas. It's not that plasma TV you wanted, it's a
ball shocker."

There has to be different color batteries to match the boxer briefs or it's not going to work......

Colored batteries... that's the key...


[Edited on Nov 13, 2005 by gambitnuitamment]

I think it only works if you're pretty close. Unless the stream is consistent, I imagine that the current might not be enough to leap from drop to drop.

Anyways, ow ow ow.

you can't have your cream pie without the filling.