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Fearia

Fearia

Royal Oak, MI
November 2005

NOV 11, 2005 11:35 AM

Apparently men in Serbia have found electrocution to be a useful contraceptive method.

Men in Serbia are lining up to have electric shocks delivered to their testicles as part of a new contraceptive treatment.

Serbian fertility expert Dr Sava Bojovic, who runs one of the clinics offering the service, said the small electric shock makes men temporarily infertile by stunning their sperm into a state of immobility.



Electric play with benefits!

He added: "We are hoping to have a small battery powered version on sale in the shops in time for Xmas."



Anyone else picturing a car battery?

Idjit

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

NOV 11, 2005 11:37 AM

A few minutes in a very hot tub supposedly has much the same effect.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

NOV 11, 2005 11:39 AM

Telling your sperm that Elijah Wood is playing Iggy Pop also stuns them into immobility.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

NOV 11, 2005 11:39 AM

Idjiit said:
A few minutes in a very hot tub supposedly has much the same effect.


And sounds a heck of a lot nicer than electrocuting them.

gtwr

gtwr

United Kingdom
October 2005

NOV 11, 2005 11:41 AM

I'd prefer to go without sex than having my bollocks electrocuted eeek

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

NOV 11, 2005 11:50 AM

Fearia said:
Apparently men in Serbia have found electrocution to be a useful contraceptive method.



*Runs off to tell BDSM group* wink

gut666

gut666

Moreno Valley, CA
April 2005

NOV 11, 2005 12:11 PM

hahahaha. zapppppppppppp! aughhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MissNomer

MissNomer

San Francisco, CA
September 2005

NOV 11, 2005 12:15 PM

PointBlank said:
Telling your sperm that Elijah Wood is playing Iggy Pop also stuns them into immobility.



Nuh-uh...really?
On topic, I went out with a guy that was into electroplay. He'd be happy to know it might be killing his little swimmers.

Tadzi

Tadzi

Greeley, CO
April 2003

NOV 11, 2005 12:17 PM

hmmm. electrocuting your genetalia. yeah, thats birth control. its called natural selection.

BlueCadet

BlueCadet

Austin, TX
August 2003

NOV 11, 2005 12:26 PM

Idjiit said:
A few minutes in a very hot tub supposedly has much the same effect.



Oh and while you're in there you can throw a hairdryer in as well. That should kill a ton of sperm! Man I'm a genius.

heresy2007

heresy2007

New Paltz, NY
July 2004

NOV 11, 2005 04:37 PM

Tadzi said:
hmmm. electrocuting your genetalia. yeah, thats birth control. its called natural selection.



a person with my sense of humor!

fiendish

fiendish

USA
December 2002

NOV 11, 2005 07:48 PM

numb nuts bok

quagmirething

quagmirething

I'm lost
June 2005

NOV 11, 2005 08:00 PM

Doesn't electrocution mean to kill (execute) with electricity? That would mean this is electrocuting sperm via electric shocks to the scrotum.

Common use seems to be taking it to the electric shock == electrocution, but it's still risky to say --

"I've sorry Mrs Jones but while you were at work little Timmy was electrocuted" when in fact little Timmy is fine, be it with a new hair style.

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

NOV 11, 2005 08:07 PM

Idjiit said:
A few minutes in a very hot tub supposedly has much the same effect.


It works, but it takes a few weeks, and it only has to be the scrotum/testicles. The water has to be much hotter than is really safe to fully bathe in, though.
I saw it on the discovery channel, a bunch of European scientists made this special ball bath thingy you can sit on and had a thermostat and a gentle weight attachment to prevent "floating" tongue

Any ways, yeah it took a couple weeks to become virtually sterile using the machine for about 10 minutes a day each day. They successfully did this for three months with no long or short term side-effects, and when they stopped everything went back to normal in the same couple weeks.

JimmyOsterberg

JimmyOsterberg

Austin, TX
July 2003

NOV 11, 2005 08:11 PM

PointBlank said:
Telling your sperm that Elijah Wood is playing Iggy Pop also stuns them into immobility.



I wish there was a vomiting up my soul emoticon.

Autrix

Autrix

San Francisco, CA
January 2004

NOV 12, 2005 03:09 AM

*hugs his box of condoms.*

cretinfamily

cretinfamily

Tulsa, OK
March 2005

NOV 12, 2005 03:35 AM

this sounds promising.




_gone_

_gone_

I'm lost
August 2004

NOV 12, 2005 04:41 AM

hmmm ... i wonder if you would get the same effect peeing on a live socket...

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

NOV 12, 2005 08:37 AM

Maybe you'd get the same effect if you went to Republika Hrvatski and saw their high AIDS rate.

Xanippi

Xanippi

HOPEFUL

Richmond, VA

NOV 12, 2005 11:11 PM

....
BWA hahahahaahahahahaha...
*gasp*
BWA HA HA HA HA hahaha haa hahaha!!

HoneySpider

HoneySpider

Wakefield, RI
November 2005

NOV 12, 2005 11:22 PM

"He added: "We are hoping to have a small battery powered version on sale in the shops in time for Xmas." "

I don't know why, but this just cracks me up. "Honey, I bought you this for Christmas. It's not that plasma TV you wanted, it's a
ball shocker."

JII

JII

Arlington, VA
August 2005

NOV 12, 2005 11:40 PM

There has to be different color batteries to match the boxer briefs or it's not going to work...... surreal

Colored batteries... that's the key...


[Edited on Nov 13, 2005 by gambitnuitamment]

Vaux

Vaux

I'm lost
January 2008

NOV 13, 2005 12:52 AM

alienz said:
hmmm ... i wonder if you would get the same effect peeing on a live socket...


I think it only works if you're pretty close. Unless the stream is consistent, I imagine that the current might not be enough to leap from drop to drop.

Anyways, ow ow ow.

Romance

Romance

Brooklyn, NY
May 2004

NOV 13, 2005 12:55 AM

you can't have your cream pie without the filling.

Rys

Rys

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

NOV 13, 2005 04:49 PM

Wow. I gotta get my boy onto this!

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