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NEWS: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Gets Paid [2]

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NEWS: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Gets Paid

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susannah_breslin

I'm lost

June 2005

NOV 07, 2005 02:17 PM

CULTURE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Gets Paid

Book publisher Villard has paid Pastafarianism's own Bobby Henderson an $80,000 advance to author The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, sure to become the Bible of Pastafarianites everywhere.

This summer, Bobby Henderson, 25, an unemployed slot-machine engineer, posted a much-forwarded open letter to the Kansas State Board of Education declaring that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design on his Website. He contends that a huge, invisible beast made of spaghetti and meatballs created the world about 4,000 years ago (pasta of that vintage has been found in China, he points out). The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which will codify Pastafarianism, is set to come out on Valentines Day. My hope is that readers wont know if Im trying to make a point about pseudoscience or if Im a complete nut, says Henderson. Ill be really disappointed if it doesnt spawn a cult.

mamet

Charleston, SC

March 2005

NOV 07, 2005 04:02 PM

I feel like a big ol' nerd saying this, but I'll buy it.

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY

November 2003

NOV 07, 2005 04:03 PM

Man, I wish I were an unemployed slot-machine engineer.

baudot

Oakland, CA

February 2004

NOV 07, 2005 04:11 PM

Ramen!

steve626

Tarentum, PA

February 2005

NOV 07, 2005 04:19 PM

Yes, I can't wait to get this so that I can swear to it!

artRob

I'm lost

January 2005

NOV 07, 2005 04:19 PM

church of the flying spaghetti monster

chevyblaze87

North Las Vegas, NV

August 2004

NOV 07, 2005 04:31 PM

This makes so much more sense now

ThisIsWhoWeAre

Oakland, CA

July 2004

NOV 07, 2005 04:38 PM

MrStitches said:
Man, I wish I were an unemployed slot-machine engineer.

How can you have an "occupation" AND be "unemployed"? It can't be something you do if you're not doing it...

From now on I'm referring to myself as an unemployed spaceship pilot.

nullnvoid

Houston, TX

March 2004

NOV 07, 2005 04:45 PM

WWFSMD?

Mr_Zero

I'm lost

September 2005

NOV 07, 2005 04:58 PM

Dianetics pt. 2

wottan

Vancouver, BC

July 2004

NOV 07, 2005 05:13 PM

ThisIsWhoWeAre said:

MrStitches said:
Man, I wish I were an unemployed slot-machine engineer.

How can you have an "occupation" AND be "unemployed"? It can't be something you do if you're not doing it...

From now on I'm referring to myself as an unemployed spaceship pilot.

Pff Im an unemployed bestest man ever. ANd if you dont think thats an occupation, youve obviously never been the bestest.

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN

June 2003

NOV 07, 2005 05:15 PM

Mr_Zero said:
Dianetics pt. 2

Yes, but without that whole "take us seriously and give us all your money" bit.

Wren

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

NOV 07, 2005 05:16 PM

mamet said:
I feel like a big ol' nerd saying this, but I'll buy it.

I might. Depends on how much it costs.

Vaux

I'm lost

January 2008

NOV 07, 2005 05:42 PM

*Pffft* You can't put a pricetag on a bible! It's anti-pastafarianistic!

Whew. Say that five times fast.

Mr_Zero

I'm lost

September 2005

NOV 07, 2005 05:47 PM

Frank said:

Mr_Zero said:
Dianetics pt. 2

Yes, but without that whole "take us seriously and give us all your money" bit.

Yet

dholokov

Toronto, ON

April 2003

NOV 07, 2005 07:01 PM

We are soon to be touched by his noodly, perfect bound appendage!!

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

NOV 07, 2005 08:28 PM

mamet said:
I feel like a big ol' nerd saying this, but I'll buy it.

Seconded. I'll buy it.

-TM

baudot

Oakland, CA

February 2004

NOV 07, 2005 08:40 PM

Frank said:

Mr_Zero said:
Dianetics pt. 2

Yes, but without that whole "take us seriously and give us all your money" bit.

Yet

If pastafarianism turns into the next Scientology, that will be irony enough to live for another 50 years just to watch.

funnyman

Cherry Hill, NJ

December 2004

NOV 07, 2005 08:40 PM

where the fuck do i sign up?!

maxx

Los Angeles, CA

July 2002

NOV 07, 2005 08:46 PM

funnyman said:

where the fuck do i sign up?!

nice

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY

February 2004

NOV 07, 2005 08:49 PM

dude better get a ghost writer. that shit better be FUNNEEEE

shadowd

Houston, TX

October 2005

NOV 07, 2005 10:00 PM

Anything that throws spagetti at "Intelligent Design" is way cool in my book...

Telltale

USA

May 2004

NOV 07, 2005 10:46 PM

Wuh-waaah?

eeek_the_kat

Duluth, GA

December 2003

NOV 07, 2005 10:52 PM

The word of His greatness comes...All hail the Noodly One

Iseult

United Kingdom

September 2005

NOV 08, 2005 03:30 AM

I doubt I'd buy it, but I'd definitely read someone else's.

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