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NEWS: House for Sale, Wife Installed

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Lycoris

Toronto, ON

October 2005

NOV 06, 2005 06:05 PM

CULTURE: House for Sale, Wife Pre-Installed

Forty eight year old Deborah Hale is auctioning her $600,000 Denver home with one catch: she comes with the house. Citing a lack of success with dating agencies and blind dates, Hale says she hopes to find her "soul mate" in this admittedly unusual manner.

Her website gives details on the fully furnished home, a biography of the bride-to-be and a request for a recent photo of any prospective buyers. Interested parties are also asked to "include information about why you are interested either in this house and/or Deborah."

It's an interesting strategy. She'll end up with more than half a million dollars in her pocket without having to leave her home. Maybe her new husband should charge her rent.

daniofthedead

Philadelphia, PA

June 2004

NOV 06, 2005 06:47 PM

i forsee many of the obvious complications.

kevinski

Allison Park, PA

June 2005

NOV 06, 2005 06:49 PM

Holy shit. She's not bad-looking, either. Too bad I couldn't live with a woman who takes so little pride in the appearance of her Web site. Seriously, that color scheme has to go. And the site's developer should've specified a font, as my browser's default isn't particularly flattering. And the site doesn't even use CSS…

*spits*

kevinski

Allison Park, PA

June 2005

NOV 06, 2005 06:50 PM

daniofthedead said:
i forsee many of the obvious complications.

As do I:

1) She's obviously a money-hungry wench.
2) Who in their right mind would purchase a house from a person who still intends on living there?

Liante

SUICIDEGIRL

Kiribati

NOV 06, 2005 07:04 PM

That's kind of cute.

Could easily be a nightmare if she gets the wrong buyer, but it's definitely quirky. I wish her luck.

Ziricote

United Kingdom

January 2005

NOV 06, 2005 07:06 PM

Whoever buys the house and her has more money than sense.

FunkySkunk

Gainesville, FL

July 2004

NOV 06, 2005 07:21 PM

For 600,000 dollars she better be the best fucking lay I've ever had....

thestral

Manassas, VA

August 2005

NOV 06, 2005 07:25 PM

Okay. This woman has got to be a psycho. How the hell does an attractive and successful woman like her not have guys lining up to date her? She must be crazy and drive them away or something.

AkiraLi

Norristown, PA

March 2003

NOV 06, 2005 07:39 PM

I smell a sitcom....

Niobe

I'm lost

April 2003

NOV 06, 2005 07:51 PM

Fuck though I think she is hot. She looks a lot like Kate Hudson. I'd do her. But I wouldn't pay. I'd need a test drive first. And I'm a chick. I don't know if that takes me out of the running. Darn.

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR

October 2005

NOV 06, 2005 07:55 PM

I think it's sweet. In a sick, twisted kind of way.

bigone167299

I'm lost

January 2005

NOV 06, 2005 08:07 PM

lol, it would be great if another woman bought it!

And, yes, she's probably psycho. That third pic even looks like it was taken in court or something.

Vestril

Coronado, CA

February 2003

NOV 06, 2005 08:08 PM

Hell it's not really any worse than an arranged marraige, I wish her luck with it.

Edited to add: bah, someone tries something a little different and suddenly they're crazy.

[Edited on Nov 06, 2005 8:09PM]

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL

February 2003

NOV 06, 2005 08:08 PM

I bet that is one crazy bitch.

Liante

SUICIDEGIRL

Kiribati

NOV 06, 2005 08:15 PM

thestral said:
How the hell does an attractive and successful woman like her not have guys lining up to date her? She must be crazy and drive them away or something.

Maureen Dowd has an interesting theory on that, actually.

Or maybe she's trying to find a quirky soul who's affluent enough that she knows he isn't marrying her just to get a free ride. This seems like a pretty effective, if unorthodox, way of finding one.

Princelogos

USA

November 2005

NOV 06, 2005 09:37 PM

Explaining this on to possible future off spring, would really be a bitch." Well lets see, your father got me in a realestate deal and."

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ

January 2004

NOV 06, 2005 09:42 PM

If I had 600 Gs just lying around, I'd hit it.

But marry her? That'd be wierd

Lufy

Ithaca, NY

May 2004

NOV 06, 2005 09:48 PM

Akira said:
I smell a sitcom....

Dammit, Akira, you beat me to it - again!

What an odd idea. I assume she's only letting men buy the house - can she do that? Isn't that some form of housing discrimination?

Liante

SUICIDEGIRL

Kiribati

NOV 06, 2005 10:02 PM

Lufy said:
I assume she's only letting men buy the house - can she do that? Isn't that some form of housing discrimination?

Private, one-time transaction. She can do whatever she wants. If she only wanted to sell the house to one-eyed, left-handed men named Jimbo with six-toed Dalmatians, she could do that. When it's one person selling one house, as opposed to a seller/landlord who's renting multiple properties, the discrimination protections are so weak that they basically don't exist.

A secondary issue here is that if she's selling the house "with bride attached," and the law of her state doesn't allow same-sex marriages, the state law pretty much shuts down any argument that it's her choice at play.

gut666

Moreno Valley, CA

April 2005

NOV 06, 2005 11:44 PM

i dont know how selling yourself with a house is gonna get you your soul mate . shes going in the wrong direction . instead of blind dates and booking agencies hasnt she tried community colleges , your local star bucks or perhaps a laundry mat?

abracadabra

Seattle, WA

April 2004

NOV 06, 2005 11:55 PM

i dunno..it sounds creepy to me but kudos to her for originality

NatasKaput

Bozeman, MT

December 2002

NOV 07, 2005 12:04 AM

aaaah those minneesootiaan noorwegiaans eh?

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY

February 2004

NOV 07, 2005 12:47 AM

dowwwwwwwwwww reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

jeffvader

San Diego, CA

November 2004

NOV 07, 2005 12:49 AM

i smell airbrushing, possible psycho, a hint of gold digger...(cause she ain't messin with no broke, broke...), a melange of desperation and hope...

lock

United Kingdom

December 2003

NOV 07, 2005 01:38 AM

I wonder if she had to get planning permission for those tits?

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