You're at a 7-Eleven in Washington to buy one of those amazing 7-Eleven burritos. But what do you do when someone buys that one burrito YOU specifically intended to purchase? Why, kick his ass, of course!

Police said a man inside the store didn't have enough money to pay for his burrito and left the store to get more. While he was outside, another of the store's patrons decided to buy that burrito. [...] When the man came back into the store, he became livid that someone had bought his burrito and the fight escalated from there.

And if that doesn't do the trick, perhaps have your girlfriend unleash a bull dog on him, too.

Police said the fight then spilled outside the store and at some point, the girlfriend of the original purchaser opened a car door and released a 75- to 80-pound pit bull, which bit three men, including an innocent bystander.

figmentation

I'm lost

December 2003

NOV 05, 2005 06:55 AM

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR

December 2002

NOV 05, 2005 07:00 AM

That must be one good fucking burrito.

Liante

SUICIDEGIRL

Kiribati

NOV 05, 2005 07:19 AM

It warms my heart to know we have such quality people tirelessly working to improve our society.

Volkov

Austin, TX

OLD SKOOL

NOV 05, 2005 07:31 AM

*Yako Smirnov voice* I LOVE this country!

I_Poop_Too_Much

I'm lost

February 2004

NOV 05, 2005 07:46 AM

Burzum

San Juan Capistrano, CA

July 2004

NOV 05, 2005 07:55 AM

I think the pit bull is the best part. She releases the pit bull, for what purpose who knows, and it ends up biting 3 innocent bystanders.

JoshXXX

Northborough, MA

March 2004

NOV 05, 2005 09:09 AM

Burzum said:
I think the pit bull is the best part. She releases the pit bull, for what purpose who knows, and it ends up biting 3 innocent bystanders.

She probably released it when she saw her boyfriend getting his ass kicked after starting a fight over a burrito.

So, when they say the dog bit three people, one being an innocent bystander, does that mean the dog bit the guy who started it too?

gut666

Moreno Valley, CA

April 2005

NOV 05, 2005 09:51 AM

7 eleven burritos are like gold .

MrStitches

Sag Harbor, NY

November 2003

NOV 05, 2005 10:12 AM

thrashmaster74 said:
7 eleven burritos are like gold .

I like their taquitos.

dbl

Libertyville, IL

October 2005

NOV 05, 2005 10:34 AM

god bless america

Changes

Boston, MA

October 2005

NOV 05, 2005 10:35 AM

Brilliant.

liquidflorian

San Jose, CA

January 2004

NOV 05, 2005 10:51 AM

rofl!!!!

googused

Portland, OR

OLD SKOOL

NOV 05, 2005 11:20 AM

It depends - if the guy took it from the shelf, ys got no case.
If he took it from the microwave after heating - he's a dead man.

BlueCadet

Austin, TX

August 2003

NOV 05, 2005 11:28 AM

I could tottally see this being played out on Reno 911.

RebeccaD

Corn, OK

May 2004

NOV 05, 2005 11:36 AM

Clio said:
released a 75- to 80-pound pit bull, which bit three men, including an innocent bystander.

She's a lousy aim with that pit bull.

Lycoris

Toronto, ON

October 2005

NOV 05, 2005 11:52 AM

Battle for the Burrito! Coming up at 9 on Fox!

beledi

Love, SK

January 2003

NOV 05, 2005 11:54 AM

Perhaps I'm missing something by not eating those burritos...

Fist fights and dog bites apparently.

ilcapitano

Christmas Island

August 2002

NOV 05, 2005 12:06 PM

Hey, when you're hungry you will go to incredible lengths.

Oracle

Courtenay, BC

September 2003

NOV 05, 2005 12:25 PM

at least there was no gun play.

jewcy

Brooklyn, NY

July 2004

NOV 05, 2005 12:50 PM

ilcapitano said:
Hey, when you're hungry you will go to incredible lengths.

especially since that burrito was the only edible item in the 7-11.

Rhys

SUICIDEGIRL

Florida, USA

NOV 05, 2005 01:14 PM

hahahahahhahahaha. he was probably high.

MrStitches

Sag Harbor, NY

November 2003

NOV 05, 2005 01:26 PM

lorin said:

ilcapitano said:
Hey, when you're hungry you will go to incredible lengths.

especially since that burrito was the only edible item in the 7-11.

I eat 7-eleven food fairly regularly. Their egg sandwiches don't even make me sick anymore. . .

semyaza

Wildomar, CA

December 2004

NOV 05, 2005 01:39 PM

Rhys said:
hahahahahhahahaha. he was probably high.

Fuck yeah! back in my uber-stoner days, I could identify.

You get the massive case of munchies and then OBSESS over a fucking burrito. I probably would have started kicking ass too You don't come between a stoner with the major muchies and their burrito!

Brixton

SUICIDEGIRL

Guam

NOV 05, 2005 01:40 PM

goddamnit, i fucking love america.

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