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Ziricote

United Kingdom

January 2005

NOV 04, 2005 07:58 PM

CULTURE: Man Misses Cat, Hits 36 Kids

On Friday the 28th of October a man was driving down a road when he spotted a cat. He swerved to miss it, instead driving into a crowd of nursery children and their guardian.

The driver of a passenger car dodged a cat and the vehicle crashed into a line of nursery school children in the city of Shizuoka on Thursday afternoon, injuring 36 children and an adult looking after them, police said.

Five of them were injured seriously in the accident which occurred on a road with one lane on each side at around 1:10 p.m., firefighters said. The children are aged 4 or 5, and the adult is 23. The police arrested the driver, Akira Yano, 59, on suspicion of inflicting injuries caused by negligence.

wheezy_e

Boulder City, NV

April 2004

NOV 04, 2005 08:05 PM

When I saw the title I was expecting a guy distraught over the loss of his cat going around smacking kids.

Callahan

Seattle, WA

February 2005

NOV 04, 2005 08:13 PM

[Edited on Nov 05, 2005 3:20AM]

Doxie

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

NOV 04, 2005 08:21 PM

Holy crap, that's wild. At least no one was killed?

For some reason, it makes me think of bowling

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK

August 2002

NOV 04, 2005 08:22 PM

This is why I've always had the policy, and tried to convince every squeamish animal loving girlfriend I've ever had to do the same, of never swerving to avoid an animal that runs out in front of me. I'll slow down, but I'm not taking drastic action. Fortunately I've only ever hit one animal, a possum.

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ

January 2004

NOV 04, 2005 08:43 PM

Keith said:
This is why I've always had the policy, and tried to convince every squeamish animal loving girlfriend I've ever had to do the same, of never swerving to avoid an animal that runs out in front of me. I'll slow down, but I'm not taking drastic action. Fortunately I've only ever hit one animal, a possum.

You've got red on your car.

ilcapitano

Christmas Island

August 2002

NOV 04, 2005 08:45 PM

Dude, I love cats too but are you serious? Cost/benefit analysis here buddy...

Longpastbedtime

Ames, IA

March 2003

NOV 04, 2005 08:48 PM

ilcapitano said:
Dude, I love cats too but are you serious? Cost/benefit analysis here buddy...

I think this man's thought process went something like this: "Well, do I... SHIT!"

RuneLateralus

Chicago, IL

December 2002

NOV 04, 2005 08:48 PM

In other news, just after the cat escaped getting hit, a semi ran him over 6 minutes later.

crackedhead

San Jose, CA

September 2004

NOV 04, 2005 08:51 PM

Keith said:
This is why I've always had the policy, and tried to convince every squeamish animal loving girlfriend I've ever had to do the same, of never swerving to avoid an animal that runs out in front of me. I'll slow down, but I'm not taking drastic action. Fortunately I've only ever hit one animal, a possum.

I have the same policy. So far I've hit and killed a small dog. It sucks, but I don't have any regrets.

I remember one time my Mom swerving to miss a frog or something on a narrow mountain road with both my Dad and myself in the car. Personally I would run over a cardboard box full of frogs before I did something like that.

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH

April 2004

NOV 04, 2005 08:52 PM

Keith said:
This is why I've always had the policy, and tried to convince every squeamish animal loving girlfriend I've ever had to do the same, of never swerving to avoid an animal that runs out in front of me. I'll slow down, but I'm not taking drastic action. Fortunately I've only ever hit one animal, a possum.

I once ran over the back legs of a squirrel. I saw him in my rear window dragging himself by his front legs up over the curb. I was traumatized.

Vestril

Coronado, CA

February 2003

NOV 04, 2005 08:56 PM

RuneLateralus said:
In other news, just after the cat escaped getting hit, a semi ran him over 6 minutes later.

...tragically the semi was swerving to miss 36 children and a woman when it killed the cat. When will those truck drivers learn.

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

NOV 04, 2005 08:57 PM

It actually says in the DMV driver handbook that you should never swerve to avoid animals.

On a side note, there are way too many threads that are causing me to chuckle and then feel shitty about chuckling.

Synnove

SUICIDEGIRL

New Brunswick, Canada

NOV 04, 2005 09:07 PM

how the fuck do you swerve into 36 kids?

Oracle

Courtenay, BC

September 2003

NOV 04, 2005 09:12 PM

lol nothing to see here..probably not appropriate

[Edited on Nov 04, 2005 by Oracle]

Oracle

Courtenay, BC

September 2003

NOV 04, 2005 09:12 PM

fuck I am not even drunk..I meant to hit edit..found reply.

[Edited on Nov 04, 2005 by Oracle]

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

NOV 04, 2005 09:13 PM

Synnove said:
how the fuck do you swerve into 36 kids?

Very carefully and with great precision.

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH

April 2004

NOV 04, 2005 09:14 PM

Oracle said:
lol nothing to see here..probably not appropriate

[Edited on Nov 04, 2005 by Oracle]

Damnit, I enjoyed it.

[Edited on Nov 05, 2005 by Clov]

Oracle

Courtenay, BC

September 2003

NOV 04, 2005 09:16 PM

Clov said:

Oracle said:
lol nothing to see here..probably not appropriate

[Edited on Nov 04, 2005 by Oracle]

Damnit, I enjoyed it.

[Edited on Nov 05, 2005 by Clov]

that mean I don't get to make out with you in the coat room?

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH

April 2004

NOV 04, 2005 09:17 PM

Oracle said:

Clov said:

Oracle said:
lol nothing to see here..probably not appropriate

[Edited on Nov 04, 2005 by Oracle]

Damnit, I enjoyed it.

[Edited on Nov 05, 2005 by Clov]

that mean I don't get to make out with you in the coat room?

No, I'm all Crispy's now. You flip-flopper.

Oracle

Courtenay, BC

September 2003

NOV 04, 2005 09:22 PM

Clov said:

Oracle said:

Clov said:

Oracle said:
lol nothing to see here..probably not appropriate

[Edited on Nov 04, 2005 by Oracle]

Damnit, I enjoyed it.

[Edited on Nov 05, 2005 by Clov]

that mean I don't get to make out with you in the coat room?

No, I'm all Crispy's now. You flip-flopper.

I know...I have no balls when it comes to posting possibly contraversial humour.

LittleFierceOne

Durham, NC

July 2005

NOV 04, 2005 10:32 PM

cost-benefit analysis!!? are you kidding? have you seen what the fuck we've done to this planet?

me. I'd run over some people even without the cat being there

catdad

Portland, OR

August 2002

NOV 04, 2005 10:40 PM

But they don't say whether the cat was okay. What kind of reporting is that?

wottan

Vancouver, BC

July 2004

NOV 04, 2005 10:48 PM

LittleFierceOne said:
cost-benefit analysis!!? are you kidding? have you seen what the fuck we've done to this planet?

me. I'd run over some people even without the cat being there

Thanks for playing!

Volkov

San Antonio, TX

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NOV 04, 2005 11:24 PM

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