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NEWS: What Has it Got in its Pocketses?

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Why I Never Go To The Dentist

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Daniel Robert Epstein: Ralph Fiennes

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Daniel Robert Epstein: Masters of Horror creator Mick Garris

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NEWS: What Has it Got in its Pocketses?

Shal

Los Angeles, CA

October 2002

NOV 03, 2005 07:34 AM

CULTURE: What Has it Got in its Pocketses?

Nobody bother to mug President Bush. Not only would you get fucking killed by the Secret Service, Bush doesn't carry anything in his pockets anyway.

It turns out the leader of the free world doesn't have to worry about carrying all the essentials of the common man.

Bush revealed the contents of his pockets Tuesday to an Argentine newspaper reporter who was interviewing him in advance of a presidential trip to Latin America later this week.

When the reporter from La Nacion asked Bush to show him what he carries, the president stood up, fished in his pockets, then dramatically pulled his hands out holding nothing but a white handkerchief that he waved playfully in the air.

"Es todo," Bush told the Spanish-speaking reporter, meaning the handkerchief was all. "No dinero, no mas. No wallet."

He doesn't need any cash, since his staff takes care of buying anything he might need. He carries no cell phone, either, since he is surrounded by aides who take care of dialing his calls. And why would he need keys since every door is held open for him and his car comes with a driver trained by the Secret Service?

He does, however, wear a lovely Timex watch engraved with the letter "W".

bigone167299

I'm lost

January 2005

NOV 03, 2005 08:17 AM

I want to hear him speak spanish more often. I mean if he's so bad at english, there must be a goldmine of ways he can fuck up the spanish language!

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR

December 2002

NOV 03, 2005 08:20 AM

I would have at least expected a pez dispenser or some necco wafers.

Changes

Boston, MA

October 2005

NOV 03, 2005 08:22 AM

So wait, nobody holds a hanky for him?

Fuck that, I ain't running for president.

Saffron

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

NOV 03, 2005 08:25 AM

so the contents of his pockets reflect what's goin' on in his brain?

sixbysix

United Kingdom

December 2004

NOV 03, 2005 08:27 AM

I think the same is, and always has been true of any national leader. It's certainly always been said about the Royal Family over here that they carry no money. Probably just a ruse to dissuade muggers- I know when Prince Philip gets home after a hard day's bigotting, he picks up a wad of cash and throws it in the air for good luck.

JohnClement

Silver Spring, MD

January 2004

NOV 03, 2005 08:34 AM

BigOne said:
I want to hear him speak spanish more often. I mean if he's so bad at english, there must be a goldmine of ways he can fuck up the spanish language!

I wouldn't be surprised if his Spanish was pretty good. His brother's wife is Latina, and he spends a lot of time in Texas.

Lemonkid

Canada

May 2003

NOV 03, 2005 08:37 AM

BillHaverchuck said:

BigOne said:
I want to hear him speak spanish more often. I mean if he's so bad at english, there must be a goldmine of ways he can fuck up the spanish language!

I wouldn't be surprised if his Spanish was pretty good. His brother's wife is Latina, and he spends a lot of time in Texas.

Plus all those college "misadventures" in Tijuana.

priapus

I'm lost

January 2004

NOV 03, 2005 08:43 AM

Tijuana is where California kids go.

Down here in Texas, it's Juarez, Ciudad Acuna, Nuevo Laredo, Matamoros, Piedras Negras...

pezboy7416

Los Angeles, CA

October 2003

NOV 03, 2005 08:51 AM

i resent that phychoholicagogo......

but does the ss put on his blistex for him?.. i want a picture of that.

unravled

Portland, OR

August 2003

NOV 03, 2005 10:14 AM

BillHaverchuck said:

BigOne said:
I want to hear him speak spanish more often. I mean if he's so bad at english, there must be a goldmine of ways he can fuck up the spanish language!

I wouldn't be surprised if his Spanish was pretty good. His brother's wife is Latina, and he spends a lot of time in Texas.

I'm sure he speaks Spanish like my grandpa speaks Spanish. Learn a few key words, use them over and over, and feel like you're really bonding with the Mexican (or Argentine, as the case may be) people.

[Edited on Nov 03, 2005 by unravled]

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI

August 2004

NOV 03, 2005 10:17 AM

Hahaha.

"it"

Haha.

dingoes8

Milwaukee, WI

March 2004

NOV 03, 2005 11:12 AM

What about chapstick? I don't trust anyone who doesn't moisturize their lips regularly.

JohnClement

Silver Spring, MD

January 2004

NOV 03, 2005 11:38 AM

BillHaverchuck said:

BigOne said:
I want to hear him speak spanish more often. I mean if he's so bad at english, there must be a goldmine of ways he can fuck up the spanish language!

I wouldn't be surprised if his Spanish was pretty good. His brother's wife is Latina, and he spends a lot of time in Texas.

I'm sure he speaks Spanish like my grandpa speaks Spanish. Learn a few key words, use them over and over, and feel like you're really bonding with the Mexican (or Argentine, as the case may be) people.

[Edited on Nov 03, 2005 by unravled]

YOUR GRANDPA IS GEORGE BUSH!

JohnClement

Silver Spring, MD

January 2004

NOV 03, 2005 11:38 AM

BillHaverchuck said:

BillHaverchuck said:

BigOne said:
I want to hear him speak spanish more often. I mean if he's so bad at english, there must be a goldmine of ways he can fuck up the spanish language!

I wouldn't be surprised if his Spanish was pretty good. His brother's wife is Latina, and he spends a lot of time in Texas.

I'm sure he speaks Spanish like my grandpa speaks Spanish. Learn a few key words, use them over and over, and feel like you're really bonding with the Mexican (or Argentine, as the case may be) people.

[Edited on Nov 03, 2005 by unravled]

YOUR GRANDPA IS GEORGE BUSH!

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Stonethorn

Portland, OR

June 2005

NOV 04, 2005 08:56 PM

and this is different from any other president?

punkadixon

Dekalb, IL

July 2004

NOV 05, 2005 03:10 PM

and this is different from any other president?

Yeah, because George Bush is stupid. Geeze, where the hell have you been?

noctem

I'm lost

October 2004

NOV 05, 2005 06:59 PM

psychoholicagogo said:
I would have at least expected a pez dispenser or some necco wafers.

Bwahahahaha

Sophie_Sass

Los Angeles, CA

October 2003

NOV 05, 2005 07:14 PM

I thought we were gonna get three guesses. You're no fun.