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jason

jason

USA
August 2002

OCT 31, 2005 03:27 PM

i love these parents that take out their two year olds who cant even fucking talk yet and take them to strangers houses and stand there holding the kid up telling them what to say but the kid doesnt say anything but youre supposed to pretend that the parent isnt there and that youre listening to the kid mumble and then the parent doesnt even say thanks. they say 'say thank you' to the kid who doesnt even know what the fuck is happening and they cant talk yet anyway but they just got candy from a stranger so thats pretty good right? but im like look, the kid doesnt even know whats happening here. its not gonna kill the magic for you to say hello or thanks to whoevers house youre walking up to in the middle of the night.

btw, if i had just stayed home... we dont even have trick or treaters in new york city unless you live in a rich people building that lets poor people bring their kids in to trick or treat in your building but no one answers the door anyway cause kids arent even really allowed in manhattan and were all too busy congratulating ourselves anyway.

Aspen

Aspen

SUICIDEGIRL

New York, USA

OCT 31, 2005 04:24 PM

I just spit my OJ across the room.

ask one of the 13 year olds if you can bum some weed. I can tell you need...

crackedhead

crackedhead

San Jose, CA
September 2004

OCT 31, 2005 05:05 PM

That kind of shit reminds me how everyone is an idiot except me.

Cecelia

Cecelia

Minneapolis, MN
June 2005

OCT 31, 2005 07:06 PM

he kind of has a good point going....i stayed home with my 15 month old, we dressed up and i gave out candy. i had lots of really young babies/toddlers come to my house with parents and did exactly that. kinda strange.