High-Brow humor with Cash

When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into two
with your skivvies full of goo
diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
diarrhea, diarrhea

Silliness, Cash. Silliness.

Silliness is a part of my lifestyle Mr. Poopy-pants.

Some people think it's funny
But it's really sad and runny
diarrhea, diarrhea

Some people think it's gross
But it's really good on toast
diarrhea, diarrhea

No pain, no strain
Just sit and let it drain
diarrhea, diarrhea

oh, im sorry, i thought someone paged me.

now where did i leave those snippers...

Oh, there's a silliness forum?
I was unaware. I was merely describing your actions.

When your climbing up a ladder
And you hear something splatter...

wow yall are climbing the socal ladder