I hate pro football.

even more surreal, his agent gets like 5 grand everytime he steps up to the plate.

Fuck foot ball. Give me good old hardcore porn any day!!

As a former rugby player, I agree that football players are either pansy-ass prima donnas or fat fucks who couldn't run if thier life depended on it. Nice pads pussies.

This is the most laughable thing I've heard all day. 300+ pound Offensive linemen can run a 40 in 4.6. These guys are freaks of nature. Sure they're probably all on monkey sperm or HGH or whatever, but while they do tend to be prima donnas, calling them pansy asses and "fat fucks who can't run." is just factually incorrect.

Donovan Mcnabb and I were scene partners in college. That is all.

Touche...

I'd like to think I tought him everything he knows about doing soup commercials.

I agree. If we had those guys playing for the Eagles, the US might start winning some World Cups again. I've played football (OK, not in the NFL) and I still play rugby. Football and rugby are different. The speeds reached by ball carriers and tacklers can be equal, but the tackling techniques are very different. A helmet and shoulder pads aren't just protection, they are weapons, if used properly.

That said, I've slowly and steadily lost interest in football since I started playing rugby. It takes 3 hours to watch a 1 hour game. An 80 minute game of rugby is over in 90 minutes, tops. Rugby demands more muscular stamina and cardio vascular fitness because there are no breaks between plays, no time outs, no breaks at quarters; rugby play is continuous with the exception of injuries and breaks for set pieces (scrums and lineouts).

And the rock star egos in the NFL isn't very appealing either. Although there are certainly some egos in Rugby Union (I don't much like League.)

I watched on football game last year: UT won the Rose Bowl.

But hey, to each their own.

I know Donovan McNabb...so who wants to touch me...I said who wants to fucking touch me!

Shit... I need to pull out all the stops. I haven't been touched in a while.

*looks around*

*slowly raises hand*

I understand why some people enjoy football, but I can't stand all the fucking little flags people put on their cars like they are a citizen of Chiefsville or something. People talk about "The Game" all freakin day! "We really kicked their ass yesterday, huh Bob." or "Those guys really looked like shit. If I were coach I would have blah blah blah blah." It's also really fucked that commentators talk about certain players as if they are some Roman god that dawns their armor every Sunday and walks into a warzone to save humanity. Ok I'm done now.

Oh, and I don't much care for football. I like baseball. And that's really all I have to say about this.

I thought this thread was made by a woman.

I only like to watch team sports in person. Most individual sports I only like to participate in, watching them is not much fun. I am more of a baseball fan than a football fan, but I wil go watch the university play from time to time. Too bad our baseball team is so badly run.

I can't really watch anything on TV, our TV has not been connected to the outside world in many years.

I hate golf.

Is that true?!

Because if it is I shall worship you as a Goddess.

Yes it's true. My senior year we had acting class together. I doubt he'd remember me though. Even back then he go t a lot of attention.

Think i'll do the super bowl shuffle, anyone care to join me?

Tell your boy Donovan to shape up im about to trade him off my Fantasy Football team. Hes in alot of pain this year i think he needs sum of your lubbin and campbells chunky.

Speaking of big, fat men in revealing uniforms - You know what's highly underrated?

SUMO!!!



As someone who has seen the real thing in Japan I can tell you, firsthand, that shit is off the hook!



[Edited on Oct 31, 2005 by Lufy]

Oh. My. God.

You're my new hero. I worship, worship that man.

Hey cricket bores the shit out of me to...but it was never meant to be a high-intensity sport. My main gripe about NFL is that I'm there was a time where all this body armour wasn't used and so I tend to denounce the fat that it is needed now. I ain't putting down the game, just saying they could be a bit tougher and play without the gear. I've played American Football at highschool, we had a seppo exchange student who taught us the game and we loved it. I know it's a fast brutal game, I had the bruises and ripped uniforms to show for it.

Eh Blah...lets all go and play badminton.

I love pro football. That is all.