Ehh This Is Gonna Blow

http://media.shurtugal.com/2005/october/27/eragonvid-high.wmv
http://media.shurtugal.com/2005/october/27/eragonvid-high.mp4

his is a joke, yes?


*looks on the net*

FUCKING FUCKING SHIT TAMPON HELL.

MY ANGER KNOWS NO FUCKING BOUNDS.

Dozens of great books to choose from, none of which can find a backer. Well, a couple of good books and some mediocre one. And what do they pick? ERAGON. And is it failing pathetically to attract anyone to the project? JEREMY IRONS AND JOHN FUCKING MALKOVICH.

Why is there nobody in the room with me?
Why is there nobody I can punch?

Eragon is a pretty shitty piece of writing (I don't want to offend anyone who likes the books, but I am going to be blunt in this post). And the fact that a lot of people seem impressed with Paolini's "conlangs" (which, although not as bad as Robert Jordan's, still seem to suck) engender's quite a bit of resentment. For my part, I feel that Eragon does not deserve to be made into a movie. As far as I'm concerned it's just a bunch of cliches after cliches after cliches, in a cliched writing style, in a cliched plot framework.

huh?

"Shit tampon hell" has been invoked. This person is angry.

i thought i smelled douche when i saw this thread title... i should learn to trust my nose.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

That was a phenomenal waste of time, should have listened to everyone else.

apparently you're not the only one: http://p100.ezboard.com/fwritersontheblockfrm12.showMessage?topicID=6.topic

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0449010/board/thread/28403035?d=28403035#28403035

I happen to like the books, altho they are derivative and at times a struggle to read...they pass my time at work well when I don't have music on.

Kyle