NEWS: The Italian Stallion Strikes Again

CULTURE: The Italian Stallion Strikes Again

Sylvester Stallone won't let the Rocky series fucking die with dignity.

And -- get this -- the plot is going to be just like all the other five thousand and a half Rocky films! Can you believe that?

Maybe he'll also kick some ass and make really lame puns! And there'll be a sequence with dancing bookies, of course.

Anyone hear the seventh seal crack? Anyone?

Mason "The Line" Dixon is such a terrible, awkward made up name.

What I've always enjoyed about the Rocky series is that he's supposed to be a heavyweight. Stallone's what? 5'7"?

they stopped being cool after the fourth film

so they were all cool? Except for one?

Ha ha, Mason "the line" Dixon....and I'm Oprah, "the magazine" Winfrey.

Wait, when did the series ever have dignity?

if anyone wanted the series to die with dignity...you'd better find a time machine and go back to right before they made number four.

but at least they got the titles right didn't they? i always found stallone's OTHER series was more funny, at least in titles.

first blood
rambo: first blood part two
rambo three

how the f#@! do you get "rambo three" out of "first blood" and then "rambo: first blood part two?" and no revisonist history either. the original was titled "first blood," not "rambo: first blood."

that's when i was just a young pup, but that's also when i figured out..."hey! these f#$!ers just want my money!"

worse the Tommy " the Machine" Gunn?

I'll just wait until it comes out on DVD so I can see the Bonus Footage of Stallone breaking his hip half way through filming the boxing portions (you know, before they called in Andy Serkis to motion capture the rest for the CG Stallion).

The first one was a good film.

Its kind of funny, living in Philadelphia, because this is the biggest news to everyone ever!!

I was never a big fan of any of the films...but I know better then to say that outside..I may be drawn and quartered.

it's a good title for a final film...

i wonder if he'll die in the end of it...there was a rumour that he was going to die in the original script of the last film...but they changed it b/c it was too dark...it would be cool if they decided to do it this time.

i read the first few pages of the script...
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the movie opens with Rocky and Pauly in the graveyard visiting Rocky's wife's grave...i wonder why they decided to kill her off...i always kind of liked adrian...

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Wayyyy worse. At least there is an actual thing called a machine gun. There is no "Mason the line Dixon"

but Mason Dixon "line" just looks stupid.

How about Mason "Dixon" Line?

Heh... people in the Tampa Bay area of Florida are gonna have an even harder time taking that seriously, for THIS reason.

Unless Mr. T is in it, I'm going to skip this one.

I am looking forward to Rambo 4 where John Rambo invades Afghanistan to overthrow the Taliban he helped put in power in Rambo 3.

After the 5th Rocky, I'm really dreading this one.

silly, this is only the 6th seal.

Doesn't it look like a glass jar with cocaine and penis's in it?

If boxers can make embarrassing comebacks in real life, why cant fictional ones do the same?

Apparently he is also doing another rambo film.

word on the street is he has contacted estelle getty for 'Stop or my mom will shoot 2: No i mean it you really better stop cos i think my mom means it this time"

Mason "The Line" Dixon?!?!

hehehehe