Well, if he must have a nickname, it should be Shabean! But it has to have the exclamation point at the end, like Yahoo! does.

But his name is actually Z. Leroy Santana.

strangebeastie

Oceanside, CA

September 2004

DEC 28, 2005 07:51 PM

Al said:
ANYONE WHO SAYS ANYTHING BAD ABOUT BUDWEISER AFTER NOW WILL GET ZOTTED.

If I asked you what a "zot" was...

acetracer

Hollywood, FL

January 2004

DEC 28, 2005 08:24 PM

I always thought that was the dirtiest fucking game

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK

August 2002

DEC 28, 2005 08:31 PM

Francine Katz should apply for a job as the White House Press Spokesperson.

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH

April 2004

DEC 28, 2005 08:53 PM

Sloane said:
Great Lakes Brewing Co. in Cleveland makes THE BEST BEER EVER.

Hands down. The best beer I've ever had. I miss it so.

Mmmm Dortmunder Gold... :drool:

Mmmmm... Dead Guy Ale

JerzeeGuy4Ever

Bear, DE

September 2005

DEC 29, 2005 10:43 AM

Al said:
I never said you had to love it, just stop saying it tastes like piss.

But what if we said it just tastes like water??

But this is coming from a Vodka drinker, I just can't do the weak stuff!!

priapus

I'm lost

January 2004

DEC 29, 2005 10:58 AM

I never understood the point of drinking games.

"So I have to wait until you shoot the little ball/quarter/small furry animal in a glass before I can drink?"

I don't like to wait.

EnfantTerrible said:

Most people mean the cheap macro beers not micro brews when they describe them as piss-like.

Bud
Coors
Miller
PBR
Schlitz
etc...

and anything else that is piss colored, dead in the can, and has a very poor flavor would fit in that category. Hell, most any canned American beer would, as far as I know.

I have zero idea what piss actually tastes like but the American macro brews are the worst creations in the beer world EVER!

Beer Pong? Never heard of it.

[Edited on Oct 20, 2005 by EnfantTerrible]

What the fuck are you, a communist or something? Anyway Schlitz isn't even beer, it's malt liquor, aka sweet beautiful ambrosia.

Schlitz also makes beer, and it's only $5.29 a twelve pack at the local grocery. It was a local (San Antonio) brewery for awhile, butPabst owns the Schlitz name now.

But I do like the Schlitz malt liquor bull. More bang for the buck.

A rugby buddy from Yorkshire once scoffed at me when I ordered a can of Schlitz at the bar, I replied "Hey, it's the beer that made Milwaukee famous! Just the kiss of the hops!" (Their motto on the cans)

"THAT's the problem," he said, "I want the whole fuckin' SHAG of the hops!"

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL

April 2004

DEC 29, 2005 12:02 PM

Shalome said:
Anheuser-Busch, brewers of American beers such as Natural Light, Michelob, Busch, and Budweiser, was shocked, absolutely shocked to find out that irresponsible ruffians were using the Budweiser promotional game "Bud Pong" with alcohol instead of water!

The No. 1 U.S. brewer has been promoting Bud Pong competitions since July, supplying tables, balls and glasses to wholesalers across the United States.

Players on one team try to sink a ball into another team's liquid-filled cups. If successful, the opposing team must drink.

Anheuser-Busch says the game's instructions called for water to be consumed during play, not beer, which is the company's main product.

"It has come to our attention that despite our explicit guidelines, there may have been instances where this promotion was not carried out in the manner it was intended," Anheuser-Busch spokeswoman Francine Katz said in a statement Tuesday.

Katz says the promotion was meant to provide a fun activity at bars.

"However as a company that has invested more than $500 million to promote responsible consumption among adults and to discourage abuse, we believe it is important that our intentions with Bud Pong not be misperceived. While we will continue to bring interactive promotions to bars and taverns for those of legal drinking age, we are ending Bud Pong."

How dare these idiots play a brewery-branded game at a bar that serves said brewery's products while consuming alcohol! It's absolutely inconceivable how one could come to the conclusion that beer would be an acceptable substitute for water in such a situation!

Personally, I'm appalled at the stupidity of those who chose to drink Budweiser products in direct opposition to the published rules of the game. How ignorant! How uncouth! How... brainwashed by marketing! Oh... wait...

This must be one of those drinking games for people who want to quench their thirst.

coggj

Hilton Head Island, SC

December 2005

DEC 29, 2005 12:10 PM

---You don't buy beer you just rent it----

I drink $2 alum-bottles at my watering hole

Toole

United Kingdom

October 2005

DEC 29, 2005 12:27 PM

Al said:
ANYONE WHO SAYS ANYTHING BAD ABOUT BUDWEISER AFTER NOW WILL GET ZOTTED.

'ANYTHING BAD ABOUT BUDWEISER'

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

DEC 29, 2005 12:34 PM

AceTracer said:
I always thought that was the dirtiest fucking game

No, that's "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence". Ever smell burning flesh and piss? Yep, that's exactly what (WHATEVER BEER YOU LIKE) tastes like.

I drink all sorts of beers. PBR, Old Milwaukee Light, Amstel Light, Red Stripe, Guinness, Coors Light...I'm still finding "my" beer.

Boy, if my dad heard all the Bud trash-talking, he'd be mighty upset. He's a Dale Jr. fan, too.

But my dad does call Foster's "kangaroo piss" so that's pretty funny.

-TM

Dead_Ringer

I'm lost

September 2004

DEC 29, 2005 12:34 PM

WilWheaton said:
Wait. Someone could tell the difference between Bud and water?

Mavi

SUICIDEGIRL

Hawaii, USA

DEC 29, 2005 12:38 PM

PointBlank said:
In a related story, Wham-O was shocked to learn that anyone who has ever played Frisbee golf was high as hell.

haha. ive played that before. ive got friends who are hooked on it. the chair thing looks kind of fun to play with...

leavemehere

San Diego, CA

December 2002

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