NEWS: You Are Pretty-Ugly

The term is, "Oddie"

As in, gosh, she really shouldn't be attractive, but she's really fucking hot!

Oddie.

Get it right people.

So, this is the new way of saying a "handsome" woman? I've always felt that description, as well as striking, were speaking about an "unconventional beauty." That is to say, an attractive INDIVIDUAL who does not look like made up ideals that are pandered to us every day.

No shit. If those examples are as ugly as it get's I'm not impressed. Anjelica Huston played fucking Morticia Addams, for christ's sake. She's essentially an American sexual icon.

So when do I get my Steve Buscemi pin-up calender?

what this means: it's okay to have a prominant nose, or to sport less-than-perfectly waxed brows. it is still required, however, that you be a size three or less, have clear skin, and impeccably styled hair.

Damn it! I'm shit out of luck again!

So, when does being fat, hairy, and ugly come into vogue?

Oh yeah, right, the next ice age.

*crosses fingers*

C'mon global warming!

You know, that's kind of why I've always figured my nose works . . .

Funny when "opinion makers" like the NYT locate real beauty where it's always been, and act like they're the ones who discovered it (and only the famous people they cite are the ones who have it).

I'm kinda hopin' for "Pretty Stinky" myself.